Chapter 99: Take off your pants first
Thundered...... Time turned into a vague nothingness, and the loud ringing in my ears seemed to be far away. The loud bang was followed by the terrible screams of a man, and many other cries of surprise.
There was no pain, the imperial dragon was extremely unfamiliar with death, and he was not familiar with this strange feeling. Hearing the voice, the curious Imperial Dragon suddenly opened his eyes.
The Xiu Baichuan in front of him has completely changed, a piece of black charcoal!
The head is feverish, the whole body is smoking, and it is ridiculous.
On the other hand, the imperial dragon was unscathed!
"Master, why did you always do it yourself, aren't you afraid that the female devil will find you?"
"Haha, that female demon is afraid of the power of the colored stone magic crystal, she can't come in for the time being!"
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"How is it possible! This skill has been accumulated for hundreds of years, and it has been easily broken by you! You, who are you?"
"It doesn't hurt to tell you, the deity is the first boy in the world, the imperial family Emperor Long Yao'er!" said the imperial dragon, suddenly reaching out and taking off the hat of the robe, revealing that handsome and resolute appearance.
"Ahh
"Him!"
"Master Yao!"
"Handsome boy!"
"That's cool!"
The goddesses in the hall all looked up at the imperial dragon. Admiration, coveting, and amazement.
The surprise is none other than Caiyunyun and Rainbow.
Colorful clouds are sluggish, rainbows are even more sluggish!
They couldn't believe that the hairy boy they knew in their daily lives had become a big hero who rescued them at this time! A sense of worship arose spontaneously in the hearts of the two of them, and it was like a wildfire in the autumn grass, vigorous and surging, unstoppable.
Huanglong could feel from the blazing eyes of everyone that their admiration for him was like a surging river. Their scorching eyes, which seemed to swallow the imperial dragon in one gulp, radiated one powerful energy wave after another, as if looking up at Mount Tai Beidou.
The imperial dragon, who was spoiled by the beautiful fairies, instantly felt soft and collapsed, as if he was drunk.
It's so nice to be admired and admired! It's so pleasant to be in this state.
Life must have quality, life will not be settled!
Isn't this what Huanglong has been striving for?
I didn't expect it to happen now, now, right now!
I want to enjoy this feeling, but in the current scene, Huanglong has to raise some vigilance, so as not to be distracted, and it will be very bad to be hit by the old ghost on the opposite side for a while!
The imperial dragon in mid-air was at least thirty meters away from the goddesses, and the delicate faces were naturally indistinguishable. In fact, the imperial dragon at this moment is crying and laughing. "Master, this is too sudden, it's too reckless, I don't want to be famous, and I don't want to die young!"
It turned out that Bai Wuxian's soul just now entered the body of the imperial dragon, and easily defeated Xiu Baichuan with one and a half moves, when Xiu Baichuan asked the name of the imperial dragon, Bai Wuxian actually confessed to him, without concealment, and had a heroic demeanor, but he hurt the imperial dragon.
"Haha, give you a chance to be in the limelight, look at the envious eyes of the goddesses, you are content. Hey, how can an apprentice who is a teacher not have a bright future? Sooner or later, if you want to be famous in this world, it is better to start today. Be famous as soon as possible, it will be more meaningful for your grind. ”
"Master, what should I do next? The camera is all revealed, and the limelight is out, look at the charcoal burning old man in front of you, and the big elder tigress below, her vicious eyes seem to be about to pick my skin and eat my flesh. ”
"She's trying to possess you!" Bai Wuxian quipped maliciously.
Glancing at the independent rainbow in the square, the eagle eyes with a light under her frowning forehead were clearly about to swallow the imperial dragon in one bite.
Hongxi's expression, Bai Wuxian seemed to be aware of it, paused slightly, coughed and said, "Then you can do it yourself, save them and let them come in person." ”
"Uh...... Master, when is it, and you are still talking about cool things, hurry up and find a way to escape. ”
"There is a way. ”
"Oh, Master, what's the solution?"
"Take off your pants first!"
Belch......
"You, you, you, you're a doll!" Xiu Baichuan's color was hideous, his hands trembled, and his whole body trembled.
It's not awe, it's anger!
A dignified great elder of the Peach Blossom Source Clan was played miserably by a little hairy child, not only losing face in front of this group of people who are looking to become stunners under the crotch, but also being laughed at by the world for thousands of years.
"Wow, take your life!" grabbed two axes and headed straight for the dragon.
"It's okay, take it!" Huang Long flicked his sleeves, and a card-like thing smashed into Xiu Baichuan's face.
Xiu Baichuan is by no means an idle person, even if he is burned to black charcoal, his movements are still as agile as a monkey. An object stabbed towards him, Xiu Baichuan hurriedly dodged, watching the thing fly in front of him, and quickly caught the words engraved on it. Xiu Baichuan stretched out his hand, "snap", and caught the thing.
It was a piece of bamboo, Xiu Baichuan clamped it with his index finger and middle finger, and with a twist of his wrist, he turned the bamboo piece over. I saw a word written on it: "Life!"
"Isn't this a child's household toy, how can it be reasonable, to play tricks on the old man, I have to end up with you today! Look at the trick!" Xiu Baichuan was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, his belly bulged, and his eyeballs burst out.
"I'll give you another one!" the dragon threw out an object. The thing was like a bird flying from the river to Xiubaichuan.
"Another nasty token!You're such a little doll!" Xiu Baichuan angrily raised his axe and threw it at the object.
"You can try, hehe!" Before the dragon could finish laughing, a scream suddenly rang out in the air......
Xiu Baichuan had an extra black thing on his arm.
"Isn't Caiyun's poison dart delicious?" Huang Long was complacent about the success of the sneak attack just now. But the good times couldn't last for two seconds, and Bai Wuxian shouted bitterly: "Be careful of the hidden weapon!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a sharp pain in the ankle of the imperial dragon, and then the body was pulled out of control by a huge brute force, and fell towards the ground dozens of meters away!
In a panic, the imperial dragon looked towards his ankles, and it turned out that the knife and saw claws of the iron-clawed chiseled crab tightened their ankles, and there was an iron chain on the crab's back, and the other end of the iron chain was tightly held by Xiu Baichuan.
"This perverted maniac, how did he raise such a big pet! He also bites people pervertedly, and he is perverted and chained. See how I clean it up!" the dragon knotted his hand and unleashed his firepower, his middle finger and thumb interlocked, and he was about to send the summoned Qiankun fire bullet towards the iron claw chisel crab.
"Stop!" Bai Wuxian said and controlled the body of the imperial dragon again, took out a herb from the Taishan jasper box, held it in the palm of his hand, and burned the medicinal herbs into powder with a fire, and then spread out his palm and sprinkled the powder on the iron claw chisel crab.
"Sulfur!" Huang Long sniffed out the smell of this herb and was stunned, "Ah, the master is still amazing!"
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