The Buddha shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, you could have been immortal, but you chose to die!"

Hearing this, Xuan Gui's face turned pale, and then he looked at Shen Tianqi and said, "Boss, save me!"

Shen Tianqi said, how can he save this?!

That's too much to ask, isn't it?!

Who let you rush in on your own?!

Don't you see that we're all far away?!

Alas!

Shen Tianqi thought for a moment and said, "Xuan Turtle, as the saying goes, if you don't bring it in life, you won't bring it in death. You owe nothing to anyone in this life, and you have outlived a hundred times their life compared to mortals. How to say, your life is worth it. ”

Turtle: "???"

Xuangui was not good when he heard this, and he said, "Boss, are you out of line?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Well... Turtle, where is this, have you forgotten?"

Shen Tianqi coughed and reminded.

The turtle pondered for a moment, then said, "This is a... What makes me happy and sad at the same time. ”

Everyone: "......"

Shen Tianqi continued to remind: "If the west sky is like coming, the mana is boundless, the heavens and the earth are in, and the supernatural powers are vast!"

"Do you understand?!"

Buddha: "???"

Damn!

This...

How did this happen to me?

Shen Tianqi of the dog day!

Isn't this a problem for yourself?!

If you can't solve this problem yourself, wouldn't it be a shame?!

Gan!

This is the face of all of them, embarrassed me as if I came!

Just when my Buddha Rulai was muttering to himself, Xuan Turtle seemed to understand, and he said, "Brother Tian, what do you mean to say... Even though his mana is strong, he can't stop this disaster, let alone save me?

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Buddha: "!!"

I'm damn it!

Split!

Don't be angry, calm down, be calm, be calm.

The Buddha smiled and said, "Xuan Turtle, don't say it, I really have a way to let you continue your life, but it depends on whether you are willing or not." ”

Xuangui immediately said, "Why don't you want to?!" As long as you can let me continue my life, I will teach you Mahayana depression. ”

Buddha: "......"

The Buddha closed his eyes at this moment, muttering something in a low voice, and the turtle said, "Are you scolding me?"

Buddha: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Shen Tianqi was a little embarrassed, Xuan Turtle, people are saving you... Save you... Why don't you know what's wrong?!

The Buddha opened his eyes at this moment and said to the turtle: "Now, I have a way, I don't know if you want to?!"

Xuangui said: "I am willing!"

Nyolai Buddha: "Maybe it's a little lonely. ”

Xuan Turtle said: "People are not lonely teenagers, depression is my most distinctive personality, please call me depressed Xuan Turtle." ”

Buddha: "......"

This turtle...

There is definitely a bubble in the brain...

The Buddha pondered for a while and then said, "Xuan Turtle, if you want to get rid of the black qi on your body, you need to get a place in the Nether Realm called the Tongtian River to meditate for thousands of years. ”

"Oh, Tongtianhe, this is the place where I stay!

Xuan Turtle said smugly, "Just take advantage of this thousands of years to comprehend depression!"

"When I came back to earth, I was a god of depression. ”

However, the Buddha said, "Turtle..."

"I have to tell you that you have to make a perfect merit and attain positive results. ”

The turtle was stunned for a moment and said, "What's the matter? You still send me a female turtle here?"

Buddha: "???"

The Buddha was dumbfounded, "When did I say that?"

Xuangui opened his mouth and said, "Then didn't you say that I should be able to achieve the right result? The birth of the fruit should not be decided by my efforts alone, right?"

Buddha: "......"

"I'm..."

The crowd looked at the Buddha.

The Buddha was looked at by so many people's eyes, and the second half of the sentence was not spoken directly.

"What..."

"I specifically explained that the meaning of the consummation of merit and the attainment of positive results means... Let you do more good deeds and be helpful. ”

"Maybe you can comprehend Mahayana Buddhism here, and your future is limitless. ”

If the Buddha changed his words.

However, the turtle shook his head and said, "This, let me do a good deed, doesn't this embarrass me?"

Buddha: "......"

Everyone: "......"

"What if I don't do good deeds?"

"Will... Stay forever in the Tongtian River and can't get out, thus losing your freedom. ”

Xuangui's eyes widened and said, "I just want to learn Mahayana depression, but you want to imprison me!"

"No, you have imprisoned my body, but you can't imprison my soul!

"Divine Palm!"

The Buddha seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, and slapped directly at the turtle, and the entire turtle was sent flying.

"Ahhhhh I'm not done yet!"

The turtle's voice spread farther and farther, "In the end... How many good things do you do?"

The Buddha took a deep breath and said, "When you come to a monk from the eastern soil, you can ask him!"

"Poof!"

The turtle slammed into the Tongtian River.

What he didn't know was that he would stay here for the rest of the day...

Waiting for a monk who came from the east to the west to learn scriptures.

"Whew..."

"Cool!"

The Buddha said softly, and then his eyes fell on the four great bodhisattvas.

King Jizo Bodhisattva immediately bowed his head and recited the Buddhist scriptures with a Zen staff.

Manjushri immediately bowed his head and recited the sutra with the beads in his hand.

Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately bowed his head and recited Buddhist scriptures with a jade net bottle in his hand.

Fuxian Bodhisattva immediately bowed his head and recited Buddhist scriptures with a demon pestle in his hand.

At the moment, they just feel that their faces are hot!

Lose face!

Shame on you!

I think they are also the four famous bodhisattvas in the entire Western Heaven, but now, they have poked such a big basket out.

Di Yan's eyes rolled and he said, "My Buddha is compassionate, and the starting point of the four bodhisattvas in this matter is good. ”

"I suggest a lighter punishment, and each person should be punished for copying all the scriptures of my Buddhist sect 10,000 times. ”

The Four Bodhisattvas: "!!"

You're paralyzed!

Shut up, you!

Also give a light punishment!

Do you know how many scriptures we have in Buddhism?!

And 10,000 times!

Come on, come on!

Hand to you, you come and copy one for me!

Damn!

I really don't have a backache when I stand and talk.

The Buddha sighed and said, "The four of you..."

"Alas, the reason for this catastrophe today is, in the final analysis, that you care too much about merit. ”

"Since the beginning of our establishment, I have been famous for Mahayana Buddhism. ”

Mahayana Buddhism is also closely related to merit, but merit is not something that you can take your own initiative to ask for. Whatever cause you plant today, he will bear fruit in the other day. ”

"The flowers on the other side have been formed, and the matter has come to this point, and I can't complain about you. ”

"Get up, I'm not such a calculating person. ”

"Thank you for coming to the Buddha!"

The four great bodhisattvas instantly breathed a sigh of relief.