Chapter 644: The Legendary Bitter Cry
Pitchers have ears.
The problem is that only the ears are not working! Hearing is false, but seeing is believing...... Standing outside the wall, the dog king listened to a man who swallowed dates, and had only heard of Lianzhu cannon before, but he had never heard of Lianzhu barking...... It's so incomprehensible! I've stolen a lot of big families with the Rat King before, and every time he's sneaky, he doesn't dare to gasp from beginning to end...... Why did you still scream twice today?
What's going on?
Phew, do you think you are a rooster crowing? Are you afraid that others will not know that you are stealing? Is it an old birthday boy hanging...... Tired of living?
is to take 10,000 steps back, after the thief enters the house, even if it is called, it should be called by our dog clan...... What's your name?
Huh, why isn't this the end? After the rat king's two cries of surprise...... Why was there another whining cry after that?
What are you crying about? What is there to cry about? I've been a prisoner for several years, and my tears have long since dried up...... What are you crying about now?
How did he get back?
Huh? Could it be a cat crying mouse fake compassion? No! That's a cat crying mouse...... Instead of a mouse crying cat!
What is the rat king crying about? If you meet a cat, you just turn around and slip away...... What's the use of crying?
It's incomprehensible!
Why does he get more and more energetic...... Isn't the crying over yet? This is not at all the legendary dry thunder and no rain...... It's definitely the legendary hugging headache crying!
Why are you still crying with a headache? Is there any mistake? I just sneaked into someone else's house and stole two things...... Why are you still hugging people?
Please, sneaking and cuddling are two different things, okay!
If there is such a good thing, I will also practice the bone shrinking skill tomorrow! I will not need the rat king in the future, I will sneak into other people's houses every day and hug the beautiful woman and cry!
Isn't it just crying? Even if there are no tears, I will still howl! Who is afraid of whom?
Oh, without doing anything, without growing wise...... It turns out that there is no future for being a thief! We must strive to be a flower thief who hugs and cries with beautiful women as soon as possible!
It's messed up!
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Although the dog king was confused outside the wall, inside the wall was a different scene...... Nothing to say, the Rat King and the Mouse King have already hugged each other and wept silently!
Reunited after a long absence, father and son meet...... Crying is not the goal, the purpose is to cry out the worries and thoughts in each other's hearts all the time!
"It's so uncreative!" a few little monsters stood next to them, all looking at them with interest...... Although the little wolf king tried his best to resist the tears in his eyes with a big white eye, there was a bit of indescribable envy in his words: "How many times has Brother Guo said it before...... Artistic conception is very important! Artistic conception is needed to stay at home...... And reuniting after a long absence, father and son need more artistic conception when they see each other! At the beginning, father and son should not be in a hurry to hug and hug...... The two of them should deliberately slow down their movements, and run towards each other with open arms, preferably with a tear-jerking and sensational interlude...... Well, not only should the father and son slow down, but also the tears that flowed down should also be slowed down! Don't smash the tears directly on the ground like iron balls...... And it should float slowly in the air like a feather...... The two of them were fine, and they just threw themselves together and hugged their heads and cried...... I don't know, I still think that I have lost money in business! How much is the loss? As for crying like that? The man has tears and does not flick, and several cars of spirit stones have been deceived by Brother Guo before...... I didn't cry like that!"
The few little monsters next to "......" were suddenly speechless...... This is really who loses money and who is sad, it turns out that the little wolf king has also secretly cried for a long time!
"Oh yes, they're crying sadly when they see each other after a long absence...... Don't just talk about it on the sidelines! I don't just see this scene in front of me...... The cats have secretly wiped a few tears......! Beware of her scratching you with her cat's paws!" The Red Rabbit Girl whispered on the side, "Actually, I know that you don't feel good in your heart...... But you can't use cynicism to strengthen your hard shell......! You should smile at all times, and use wisdom to help the people around you at all times!"
"Madame is right! Although I say cool things in my mouth, I actually envy them very much in my heart! Since ancient times, the royal family has no family affection, and these are my personal experiences...... Our wolf clan is a big family, and it is naturally different from the rat clan with a small family...... However, after the family has a big business, there are also troubles about a big family! Gold and silver treasures move the wolf's heart, and after the family becomes rich, everyone becomes a little mysterious...... On weekdays, I like to say some vain and unbounded words, but the words of digging out my heart have been extinct from the family...... "The sad wolf has no embrace, and the little wolf king said bitterly: "If your family has changed, the people outside are even more ill-intentioned! You just say that little demon queen! First hid on the side and coveted the family business of our wolf clan, and then quietly gave my father a lot of demon foxes...... This trick is really powerful, it is simply killing people invisibly! My father has been intoxicated with gentleness since then, and I am also like Wang Xiaoer...... It's like a little wolf, and it's not as good as a year after year...... If I could, I'd rather our wolf clan be poor and white...... As long as my dad comes out of the gentle country and hugs me and cries!"
"Oh, I'm careless! Recently, I've been trying to clean up that piece of grass with all my heart, but I have ignored your inner feelings...... The red rabbit girl suddenly felt guilty, and said with good words: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with gold and silver treasures, everyone wants to make a fortune, and no one wants to live a hard life, this is not only the normal feeling of wolves, but also the normal feelings of people! The problem is that there must be a bottom line in life, and the big husband has something to do and something not to do; and he can't compete for fame and fortune without a bottom line...... The power of example is endless, let's just say that Brother Guo is good, you see that he has always been so poor that he has always been very poor, but people have always had a bottom line!"
"......" The little wolf king secretly rolled his eyes, and although he didn't say anything, he was very disapproving in his heart...... At the beginning, I was deceived by clever words, but I have not been given a single copper plate until now! I have secretly wiped my tears several times because of this matter...... Am I easy?
It's messed up!
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"Oh my God, I don't know, I'm shocked when I hear it...... I won't sleep too much tomorrow, and I must write a letter to my father!" The little bear king was stunned when he heard this, and said with a shocked face: "What? What did you say? What is the content of the letter? Ahem! Naturally, I gave my father a wake-up call in advance! There is no good wine, and there is no good banquet...... If the little demon queen gives him some demon foxes in the future...... Without saying a word, they all had their heads cut off!"
"Oh, if you don't do your own business, what's the mess here?" said the little wolf king, rolling his eyes.
"What? My own business? What is my own business? Now that father and son are reunited, what is my business? Just quietly sell on the side!" said the Little Bear King stupidly.
"Ahem, have you forgotten the ladder that the mouse king made for you?" and now their father and son are just hugging their heads and crying...... But there is still a dog king guarding outside the wall!" The little wolf king was suddenly helpless, and he couldn't help crying and laughing: "You can quickly climb the ladder and climb over the wall to destroy the dog king!"
"Oh yes, why do you think my brain stinks so much......? I forgot all about business!" "The little bear king who woke up like a dream slapped his head hard!