"A fatal blow?...... up to you?!"

These people looked at this shriveled and shriveled Li Laohan, who was shaking in a gust of wind, and felt that he didn't tell the truth, with such a small physique, what kind of bragging?

Stay honest, lie on the door and the window, just to listen, you fucking take these people for fools?!

This Li Laohan saw what everyone meant, and said in his heart, you guys who look down on people with dogs' eyes, and then looked around with those eyes.

But I saw that under the root of a big tree in the courtyard, there was a bluestone sitting in the shade.

Then he walked over angrily, and with a hunched waist, he grasped the stone with his hand, and with all his strength, his face turned red, and then he screamed "Ahh

Then there was a sound of "Hutong", the stone did not move at all, but Li Laohan flashed his head and sat down on the ground.

The butt had just fallen lightly, but now it was more like it was cracking, and he was on the ground, rolling and howling.

Causing everyone to laugh "hahaha", his daughter-in-law screamed and hurriedly stepped forward to help, and kept asking: "Oh, is this fall injured......?

Originally, this old man Li was grasped by the soft and fragrant little hands of his daughter-in-law, and his bones were numb, and he was enjoying it with his eyes closed, and he was very useful.

Suddenly, she was obedient and couldn't hear it, and squeezed her little hand vigorously, and said dissatisfiedly: "What age, how old am I......!"

When you are young, people say that you are old, and you are really happy, because they think that others think you are mature.

But when you're older, you're afraid that others will say you're older.

So isn't there such a saying, it's called reducing the age of people and increasing the price of things.

In other words, when you meet a guy and you look at him as fifty years old, you ask, "Are you forty this year?"

The man was elated when he heard this, and his heart was overjoyed, and you are responding to your request.

Another is when you see a woman wearing a jade bracelet, and you know it's only worth five taels of silver, and she asks you, "How much is this worth?"

You can't just say it, you have to say, "Oh, I've never seen such a beautiful bracelet before!

The woman is so excited that she wants to throw herself into your arms.

Anyway, you don't have to pay a penny, and you don't lose a penny, so why not?

When I meet someone like this old man Li's daughter-in-law, no one is not annoyed.

When some people meet people for the first time, they stare at them and ask, "How old are you?"

The man was only fifty or sixty years old, and he became anxious, could it be that he had worked hard for the past few days, and he had grown like this? In order to confirm whether it was accurate, he replied in a dejected mood: "What do you see?"

When the man saw this, he said without thinking, "It's more than seventy, right?"

"You .......!" This person will be annoyed, and if you want to do something normal, there is no door.

Therefore, there is a saying that a good mouth feeds a family of three, and there is also a good man in his mouth, and a good horse in his legs. Therefore, people must see that people only speak three points, and they cannot throw away all their hearts.

Then this Li Laohan's daughter-in-law belongs to such a person, and he annoyed this Li Laohan at the moment and pushed this daughter-in-law vigorously.

The daughter-in-law didn't know yet, but said that he was embarrassed because he was his daughter-in-law and came to support him, so he grinned and said, "Dad, this own family, what's so embarrassing!"

The old man Li had nothing to say, so he let her pull himself up from the ground.

Suddenly, he felt his shoulder touch the soft cotton, and when he turned his head, he saw that it was the daughter-in-law who was afraid that he would fall again and hugged him in her arms.

He touched her soft chest, and he suddenly felt an electric shock, his body shook, he kept trembling, and he became more and more unstable on his feet, and his whole body leaned on the daughter-in-law's body.

One step at a time, he was helped home by the daughter-in-law.

This time, everyone who was greedy salivated, and it took a long time for the heavenly master to come to their senses under a cough from the heavenly master, and hurriedly said: "Oh, I almost forgot about the business, how do you think you can do this exorcism Heavenly Master......?"

The people were talking, only to hear the front of the hall in the voice, as if something collapsed, the people and the heavenly master immediately rushed over, but saw that the hall in the middle of the ground seemed to be lying a person, the reason is like, because this can not see the head, the heavenly master saw it and rushed forward, a head arched on the ground to break out, kept scolding, "Ergouzi, you fucking drank too much, if you go on like this, I will drive you out of the mountain gate ......!"

At this time, the crowd saw that this was indeed a person, because their heads were just under there, so they couldn't tell what it was, and now they saw it clearly, but their hearts were upside down, who are these two dogs?

That day, the master turned his head with a flushed face and said to everyone embarrassedly: "This is a bad man, let everyone laugh......

These people looked at each other for a while, and in the end, it was the eldest brother Zhang who kept playing the round, "Oh, this heavenly master, this young and frivolous is inevitable, under your old **, it won't take a few years to walk on the right path, this is still for you to wait for you, you already have a score in your heart!"

When the teacher heard about this deterioration, he was happy, "Oh, you and these people are really the sensible people, although everyone can rest assured about this exorcism, I will wait for you and these people, even if you don't give me a penny, I will do it!"

......

On the way back, Fan Qi summed up, just now the words of the Heavenly Master are clear, these people can not have a penny for this, that is to say, this exorcism is to ask for money, why didn't everyone think of this, there is a fee for this, so who will pay for this cost? This must be made clear, then again, you can't let the Heavenly Master of the family do it in vain. The tribute sent was dedicated to the "Three Qings" and had nothing to do with the Heavenly Master.

Research, research, everyone agreed, this cost by the ghost of the woman's stall, other families from a humanitarian point of view to give a little symbolic sponsorship, wipe the face, a tunzi, in the future to solve these things will benefit, how can we separate each other.

But the woman who is haunted by demons must come to live in this view and accept the ** of this heavenly master. Expelling the perverts on her body, all these expenses are not a small amount, so the home of the woman with the ghost on her body will naturally cost more......