Chapter 87: Lamb Kidneys and Spirits
Xueli raised the Hades Bell high, and was about to smash the Heavenly Spirit Cover of the Nine Emperors, but saw that the Nine Emperors actually gave birth to eight arms, and each arm pinched out a magical power, forcibly blocking the Hades Bell.
"Yo he, the ability is not small, I am the Hades Bell, I didn't expect you to block this first blow!"
Bloody hands around the Hades Bell were about to activate the Hades Bell's magical powers, but he saw that the originally handsome scholar's appearance suddenly changed, and he became the appearance of the Nine Emperor Princes.
"Nima, Zhou Jiuyang, don't pit my corpse refining faction if you are looking for death!"
"Bloody, are you embarrassed to say, did you use the Hades Bell to fight like this as soon as you came up, I wanted to weigh how your cultivation has been recently, who knew that you really wanted to kill me!"
Xueli wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said angrily: "That's my wife, brother, if I can't even keep my wife, what will I do." Besides, Liuliuyang is the first time you can't stand me, what are you doing with my daughter-in-law's waist!"
The Nine Emperors smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this a momentary mistake and a good grasp of proportion, besides, I hugged my waist and didn't do anything, as for you to take the Hades Bell out!"
Xueli took the Hades Bell, took the little hand of the woman in the red dress and said, "Hmph, don't talk nonsense, I'll kill you next time!"
The Nine Emperors knew that they were at a loss, so they didn't say anything, but they pulled the blood and whispered, as if they also wanted to get a spirit corpse to play with.
I only heard the bloody patting on his chest and said: "Brother, don't worry, this matter is on me!"
A high-ranking prince, a son of the head of the corpse refining faction who plays with corpses all day long, how can these two be so familiar.
The heart soft fairy showed a puzzled face.
Lou Xiaolou was even more dazed, and said in his heart that this shameless young man with a coffin on his back would also know Zhou Jiuyang. I wonder about it. The young man looked at him with blood.
"Hey, Fairy, what do you mean, why are you holding a scholar's arm, aren't you married!"
"Ah, you're really amazing, this makes you see!" Xinrou Fairy proudly leaned on the scholar's shoulder and said: "Bloody, this is my Xianggonglou Xiaolou!"
"I'm Nima, the fairy, are you blind, or are you blind, or lard is blind, it's not good who you marry, you marry a poor sour scholar, what are you doing, you want to refine your heart to be a red apricot out of the wall!"
"Bah, you're blind, you're lard. Do you know what love is, do you know what it means to be happy!"
Xueli was in a hurry, as soon as he heard that the world's first beauty was married, and he married a poor scholar, he couldn't help but be angry.
"Fairy Xinrou, look at this scholar......" Speaking of this, he hurriedly patted Lou Xiaolou's shoulder and comforted: "Brother, don't be angry, I'm just anxious for my friends, look at this flower and moon appearance, look at the figure of the first beauty in the world, isn't marrying you equivalent to a pearl secretly casting, how can you bear it in your heart!"
What Xueli said was true and affectionate, and his eyes were red.
Lou Xiaolou was not angry, and suddenly grinned: "Brother, you still have to worry about yourself, do you also want to go to the Great Witch Kingdom, I will give you a ride!"
When the words fell, a picture scroll was pumped hard on the bloody buttocks, and suddenly the bloody force penetrated into the sky like a cannonball.
There is a demon spirit mountain range in the Great Witch Country, and there are many snake nests in the mountains, and it is a coincidence that the roaring blood is dancing and smashing into a snake pit.
"I'm Nima, what's wrong with me caring about my friends, you cautious scholar, as for whipping me to the Great Witch Country!"
This guy is an optimist, although lying in the snake's den, instead of being afraid, he muttered: "This poor sour scholar has a lot of treasures on his body, no wonder the first beauty in the world is willing to commit to him! Fuck, when the master has played enough prestige in the Great Witch Country, I must make you good-looking, stinky scholar, stupid scholar, rotten scholar, you stingy ghost, you careful eye, you bastard!"
Scolding to scolding, gratitude to gratitude.
A mallet knocked him to the Great Witch Country, but it saved a lot of time, the little girls of the Great Witch Country, I am bloody!
......
The fairy blinked her eyes, and she couldn't see that this usually gentle scholar was so domineering when he got angry.
Poor blood, I have to let you take the lead first.
That's a three-grade immortal, you must not die in his hands.
The Nine Emperors really wanted to take a look at the painting in Lou Xiaolou's hand, but the scholar often took it out and quickly took it back.
The inheritance of Wujizi Tianzun!
Zhou Jiuyang was so anxious that he almost grabbed it.
The heart of the soft fairy is relatively calm, and the heart said that if you sleep, everyone is mine, and the inheritance of the Wuji Zi Tianzun can still run.
Actually, Lou Xiaolou didn't know that they coveted the inheritance of Wujizi Tianzun, otherwise they would hang the painting in the void, and whoever of you likes to look at it will look at it, anyway, everyone will get a different picture after seeing it.
He is not a stingy person, but the world often regards these things as more important than life, so most people think that how much you care about the starry sky and galaxy map of Wujizi Tianzun, but in fact, the main lord really doesn't care at all.
At night, after the Nine Emperor Princes survived the injury of the Great Dao, everyone did not rush to leave, but made a fire on the top of the mountain to make a barbecue.
The blood also ran out of the mountain gourd and made a barbecue for his little master, which was a housekeeper.
"Little master, little master, this time I put a little more salt, otherwise the taste of this lamb kidney is too sassy, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it!"
As long as Lou Xiaolou has wine, it doesn't matter what he eats, sometimes he can eat the taste of cold fennel seedlings even if he pulls out a plantain on the side of the road.
The lamb kidneys are really sassy, not to mention the mouthful full of oil, and the coquettish taste makes people can't help but eat two cloves of garlic.
The blood seemed to be extremely empathetic, and when the Nine Emperor Princes and Lou Xiaolou sighed in their hearts that there were no garlic cloves, the two little hands took out two heads of garlic at once.
The Nine Emperors' eyes lit up and gave him a thumbs up to the bloody puddle. Lou Xiaolou was also pleasantly surprised, only the Heart Soft Fairy took a few steps back.
"Oops, disgusting, what garlic do you eat when you eat mutton, it smells so bad!"
Xueyu said: "Fairy, you don't understand this, most of the men who work hard in the rivers and lakes are good at this." Drink a pot of spirits, eat dozens of spicy mutton, eat two big kidneys, chew it two garlic by the way, and then go to the kiln to vent the fire after eating and drinking, this is the reason why the heroes of the rivers and lakes are willing to toss desperately on the rivers and lakes.
The fairy finally understood this time, why some girls in the Wuyin Fang also eat garlic in private, you don't know that others eat it, you eat it and others eat it, so no one can be disgusted when they sleep at night.
Xueyu looked at the enlightened eyes of the Xinrou Fairy, and said: "Xinrou Fairy, do you know why the heroes of the rivers and lakes must eat the lamb's loin first and then go to the flower room to have fun!"
Although the Xinrou Fairy is the holy daughter of Wuyinfang, she has always taken the noble route, so she knows these things.
Xuepu leaned over and pressed his ear to the soft-hearted fairy and said, "It is said that lamb kidney, spirits and garlic are the three magic weapons for men to conquer women in bed. Look at the Nine Emperors and the scholars, these two people eat kidneys while drinking, a mouthful of kidneys and a clove of garlic, a sip of wine and a sip of kidneys, in short, in order to be able to conquer women in bed again, men can be said to work hard to make up for their waists!"
The fairy blushed when she said this, and looked at Lou Xiaolou, who was eating sheep's waist, and there was a mist in her big eyes.
"Could it be that the scholar is so desperate to eat his kidneys just to ...... with me tonight?"
What girl doesn't think about spring, let alone this world's first beauty!