Five hundred and eighty-four, it's stupid enough
Chen Lu judged that this was not necessarily the meaning of Our Lady of Taiyuan, and these people did not dare to make a big move.
He walked over, bowed his hand to you, took up the chair he had set for himself, walked over to Jinzi, and said, "Where are you leaning? I must sit down." Why don't you have any eyes, because you are still a respectable elder! When the guests came, none of the hosts stood up, and there were no seats? I really don't know how you learned the etiquette of hospitality. My old man doesn't care about you, I'll do it myself. ”
As he spoke, he looked around and shouted: "Errand officer, quickly set up a table for my old man, just like them, put on the tea set, I don't have any eyesight, do you want to get a red envelope at the end of the year?"
Everyone looked at each other, and some of them had already laughed out loud, this unreliable tripartite venerable was actually a fool, and he couldn't see that his eyebrows were high and his eyes were low.
Chen Lu saw that no one had come over, and he was about to shout again, but Jin Zi said, "Chen Zunchang, you are sitting in the wrong position." ”
Chen Lu said, "Really, then where should I sit?" Jin Zi was just about to speak.
Chen Lu snatched the words again: "Lao Jin, the people here, my old man only knows you, and I still don't know it, I wronged you, you don't look like the master! Who is the master? Knowing the master, you know the seat, Lao Jin, are you negligent? Or are you born so stupid?"
Jin Zi's face became blue and white, and it was difficult to attack. Then the one in the middle spoke. His beard and hair are all white, none of them are black, he looks like Tian Weng's beard, and his roots are full of flesh, he is really a Daluo immortal. He said, "Down here is the Master of Ten Thousand Souls, the master of this Zixia Palace. ”
Chen Lu stood up suddenly, pointed to his nose and said: "You old man, remember, your surname is Li, right? It's a pity that you are from Huaxia and have not learned the hospitality of the state of etiquette. ”
The Venerable Master was speechless for a while, this guy was too considerate of himself as an outsider, and he really didn't know how to answer.
The official sitting on the right stood up and said, "Chen Zicheng, you are so rude, the Venerable Master is the leader of the Ten Directions, but you are insulted to your face, what is the reason? ”
Chen Lu sneered: "What kind of thing are you, you dare to point fingers at my old man, the deity is the head of the Three Realms, don't you know this bull's nose? ”
Everything was chaotic, the clerks and masters on both sides, as well as the generals and soldiers standing at the door, didn't care about the rules, and smiled backwards and forwards, and even the Venerable Master of All Souls showed a hint of a smile on his face.
Jin Zi slapped the startled wood vigorously and shouted: "Don't laugh, there are no rules." Chen Zicheng, do you know today's errand?"
Chen Lu laughed and said, "Lao Jin, do you think I am so stupid as you? Of course I know, this is the third hall trial, and we just did it in Nibao Manor. Besides, I didn't know it, but I know that your voice is like this. Why don't you see a criminal? ”
He shouted, looked around, and said, "Lao Jin, it's not like you to try the case, the prisoner will be brought up in a while, you look at my old man." What are you doing here? Just drink with that yamen, and shoot the hall of wood, that's all a sign of inability. Do you know what it's called? strong on the outside and dry in the middle, strong on the inside, empty on the surface, strong and timid, what else is there, I usually ......"
"Let's get down to business, why are you so verbose, you ......" is the Taoist priest.
Chen Lu shouted: "My old man hasn't finished talking yet, it's you bull nose grabbing words again, I hate grabbing words the most in my life, and the children who rob words are pulled to the teacher's office to spank and fart, and I'll settle accounts with you in a while." ”
He turned his face to Jin Zi and said, "Let's talk about Lao Jin, this is not your mansion, nor is it your yamen, why are you pointing fingers and acting as a prestige here, what do you mean? You are the boss here? What kind of master is this old man Li? And this bull nose, who is the official of the two of you? Ao, by the way, I haven't consulted Niubi yet......
The Venerable Master said, "Oh, I forgot to introduce it, the bull's nose is ......."
The Taoist priest said dissatisfiedly, "Venerable Master!"
The Venerable Master of Wan Ling said, "Ao, I'm sorry, I was taken away by Chen Zicheng, this is the difficult bamboo Taoist of the Wuji Peak Wild Immortal Temple of Datang Mountain. ”
Chen Lu hugged his fists and said: "Jiuyang, you are also famous, I have heard of you, what is your surname?"
The chief of Nanzhu had no choice but to say: "The common surname is Jiang." ”
Chen Lu said: "Ao, which Jiang, is it the Jiang of the Jiangyang thief, or the lamb of the king and the eight lambs, and the female character of the male thief and the female prostitute?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter. Nanzhu Dao's face turned white, and he couldn't help but answer: "This ginger character in the back." ”
Chen Lu nodded and said, "You're okay, what you said is clear enough, my old man praised you." But I have to follow up on what I just said. Where did you just go? Oh, grab the talk. I don't know if you have this problem of stealing words, my old man pointed it out to you, and you should pay more attention in the future. Something happened, don't blame me for not warning you. ”
Everyone looks at each other, what can happen if they grab a word?
Chen Lu looked around again and said, "What are you doing here? Why do you look at my old man? You all know me? Three adults, you don't know, you're tired of fame." ”
As he spoke, he beckoned to everyone and said, "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." Sign autographs and take pictures for a while, and then say, the case is going to be tried here, and it must be a big and important case, otherwise it will alarm me, the tripartite elders? Lao Jin, am I right? Hey? Old Li Tou'er, what about the criminals? Bring them to the trial quickly? You know, my old man is very busy. ”
The three of them glanced at each other, and Daoist Nanzhu's face turned red, and he bowed his hand to the Venerable Master of All Souls, and said, "Master Master, forgive me for my incompetence, so let's ask for another master." Leave. ”
Jin Zi immediately stood up and said, "Master, this hasn't started yet, don't be impatient, there will naturally be an explanation in a while." ”
Nanzhu Dao said angrily, "What does the matter of the Ten Directions of the Universe have to do with our cultivators? ”
Chen Lu also came over and said, "You bull-nosed, this body is not suitable for trying cases, not to mention that it is a big and important case." You're right, you were originally a monk, jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, so there is no need to get involved. If you are insulted by that person again, won't it ruin your reputation, you go, my old man supports you. ”
Daoist Nanzhu couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "I don't know how you became the Venerable Elder of the Three Realms? ”
Chen Lu said: "Go slowly, don't send it." "Watch him float outside and disappear without a trace.
Chen Lu turned around and found that everyone was looking at him, and said, "Two adults, why are you looking at me like this." Make a sudden realization: "Wow, I know, I understand, I'm stupid enough." I'm still waiting for someone to commit it? stupid. ”
Jin Zi sneered: "You really have a time to understand. ”
The Master of All Souls said, "Why are you stupid, you are not stupid......!
Chen Lu immediately interrupted him and said, "Don't say it anymore, my lord, I was wrong, my old man was really wrong, I apologize to the two adults." As he spoke, he stood up and bowed deeply.
looked at the surprise on the faces of the two, and then said, "I, the presiding judge, actually let the suspect go." This bullnose is a human criminal, right? You say, am I smart?"
As soon as the words came out, everyone was stupid, completely stupid, this person was either crazy or stupid? As soon as Jin Zi was about to speak, Chen Lu immediately said: "You don't need to say it, my old man has betrayed the trust of Our Lady in me, and I will go to Taiyangyu to ask her old man for guilt in a while." Oh, that's wrong, she's not an old man, she's a stunning beauty. ”