Chapter 12: Xiucai Meets Bing

The monster was as angry as a human, holding the handle and twisting its head, as if it had been wronged, spewing white air out of its nose and humming from its mouth.

Lou Xiaolou was drinking, the wine was on his head, he shook his head and became angry, slapped the purple gold gourd on the table, and pointed at the black bear monster and reprimanded: "Look at your bear-like, I don't blame you for eating my big sin, but you blame me for falling in love with your claws, you can't be generous!"

It's okay not to say this, as soon as he said this, the black bear couldn't sit steadily, only to see him point to Lou Xiaolou and say: "You don't know what I've been through, you advise me to be generous, I hate people like you the most in my life, people like you are easy to be struck by lightning, and when you are struck by lightning, it is easy to affect others, you go, don't want to affect me here!"

Belch!

Lou Xiaolou was defeated, he had no words, he didn't know how to answer this, how to listen to it, how it made sense.

"Brother Xiong......"

"Don't call me Brother Xiong, there is no brother like you, this is only a long time, you always peek at my paws, you are like a flower thief peeking at the girl's breasts, you look disgusting!"

This figurative sentence is absolutely useless!

Lou Xiaolou hurriedly explained: "Brother Xiong, don't get me wrong, you can go to Shui Village to inquire, remember the scholar Xiaolou I only eat vegetarian, I have never eaten meat, if you don't believe it, I can swear to God!"

The black bear monster's big black mouth is even bigger.

"Hmph, I swear every day, Lao Xiong, I don't swear that a few girls in the family don't go to the house to uncover the tiles, scholar, you use me as a girl!"

In a word, Lou Xiaolou is stunned.

When did swearing become the reason for coaxing girls!

Helpless, Xiucai met a soldier, and it didn't make sense to be reasonable.

Drink!

The black bear monster snatched the purple gold gourd and drank it with its head up.

"Hey, here's my wine!" Lou Xiaolou said.

"What yours and mine, what mine yours, all have a "of", not much difference!"

Lou Xiaolou didn't want to be angry, but he couldn't stop the black bear monster from chewing the words, so he grabbed the wine gourd and got up and left.

"Hey, scholar, don't go, you haven't talked about Sven yet!"

"Don't talk about it!"

"Why don't you talk about it, I still want to hear your opinion!"

"I'm hungry, okay!"

The black bear monster hurriedly hugged the handle, for fear that his palms would disappear, this scholar looked stupid and stupid, but his nine-ten-ten-firm blow to the back failed to dig out his heart, thinking that this person was not as simple as it seemed.

Looking back at the mountain of stone demons and headless zombies, he blinked, not knowing what he was thinking. Suddenly, a peachwood sword fell from the sky, and the frightened black bear monster immediately kowtowed and confessed.

"The Taoist lord spares his life, the Taoist lord spares his life, I just drank two sips of the scholar's wine, and I didn't do anything to him!"

The peachwood sword trembled, and then rose from the ground and pierced the sky. The black bear monster got up, put out the fire with one kick, and went back to the nest.

It is said that the scholar building went down the mountain, looked at the sky, about three watches, ready to find a clean place to sleep, Xu is the reason for eating Ganoderma lucidum ginseng and yellow essence, drinking too much wine is not as confused as before, just feel sleepy, find a clean stone for a trip, and fall asleep.

He didn't care where he was, he didn't care where he slept, he saw a big flat stone in the deserted old forest and lay on it.

After a few moments, the sound of snoring came.

When I fell asleep, I heard someone say in my ear: "Scholar, scholar, you are pressing the door of my house!"

Lou Xiaolou waved his hand and said in a daze: "Nonsense, I sleep on stones, how can I press the door of your house and disturb my sleep less!"

The man stopped talking, and after a while, the man seemed to be unable to help it, and said, "Scholar, scholar, you are really pressing the door of my house!"

"Impossible...... I sleep in the barren mountains and mountains, how can I press the door of your house!" Lou Xiaolou knew in his heart that he couldn't press the door of other people's houses even if he pressed the flowers and plants.

Suddenly, as if thinking of something, she sat up suddenly. When I raised my eyes, there were many people around me, all of them were either cloaked in hair or with hideous faces, and then looked down at him, the stone was a stone, but it was a big stone tablet lying on the ground.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, I drank a little too much, I didn't see what was under me, I hope you don't want to be surprised!"

Lou Xiaolou apologized, but those lonely ghosts didn't appreciate it!

"Scholar, you slept all the time, what's the use of apologizing!"

"That's it, that's it, just like the outlaw who killed people and set fires, even if he kneels in front of us now and apologizes, what's the use, we can still be a man!"

"That's right, that's right, so, we don't accept an apology!"

Lou Xiaolou was helpless, sincerely apologized and didn't accept it, so he said: "Then what do you want, I just slept for a while, don't go too far!"

"Hmph...... Are we excessive?", Lou Xiaolou is a big stab.

"Boom"

This group of lonely souls and wild ghosts seemed to have blown up their nests, and they were suddenly angry, one by one, the wind was gusting for a while, Lou Xiaolou was busy blocking his eyes with his hands, and his eyes hurt from the rolling yin wind.

Oh my God, I just slept and didn't do anything, even if I said the wrong thing, where did you get so much resentment, Lou Xiaolou was full of puzzlement.

"Everyone, everyone, if you have something to say, don't get angry at every turn, you have grievances and revenge, what does this have to do with me, I just pressed the door of your house, and I didn't do anything bad. Otherwise, I'm a poor man, and I only have wine in my hand, or I'll give you a glass!"

As he spoke, he unplugged the wine gourd, poured it on the ground, and saw that the lonely ghosts were not strange, and they leaned their necks and drank wine.

Some held their heads, for fear that their unpicked heads would fall. Some have an eyeball in their hands, afraid that they will lose it after drinking too much. Some of them didn't have their stomachs sewn, so they had to pull their hands together to prevent the wine from flowing out.

Fortunately, there are a lot of drinks in Zijin Gourd, and Lou Xiaolou is not a stingy person, since they meet, it is fate, there is a fate, there is a fate for a thousand cups not to get drunk, and there is no chance to drink a glass.

There is wine in the rivers and lakes, what demons and monsters, what money is not rich, all of them are enough.

"Everyone, everyone, we don't know each other, in this barren mountains and mountains, in this aura-rich water mountain, meeting is fate, fate thousands of miles to meet, today we have wine and friends!"

For these isolated lonely ghosts, as long as there is wine, no matter how you meet friends, I just tighten my stomach and drink.

Drinking and drinking, Lou Xiaolou habitually sat down on the stone, and just sat down and said that it was not right, this is the door of the house can not sit, and he is about to get up, but he was stopped by a ghost brother and said: "Brother Xian, brother Xian, you're welcome, you're welcome, you just sit!"

"This ...... It's not proper, it's rude to sit at your door!"

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, we're brothers, what's the matter with sitting at the gate, brother Xian, you're weak, just sit down!"

After a few laps, what about the lonely soul and wild ghost, it's not a big tongue.

"Virtuous, Li...... It's vague enough, this dog is so delicious!"

"Haha, if it's delicious, drink more, I have a lot of wine here!"

Scholar Lou Xiaolou thought that the headless zombie gave him a treasure gourd, and he couldn't drink the wine in it, but when it was dawn, the wine in the gourd was drunk, and he had no choice but to chat with the group of lonely ghosts for a while.

When there was a touch of fish belly white in the eastern sky, the group of lonely souls and wild ghosts bowed down to say goodbye, Lou Xiaolou returned the salute, and went down the mountain later.

After being away from home for a long time, it's time to go back.