As soon as the little monkey entered the handsome hall, he took out a small bronze mirror, looked at his face carefully, and cried bitterly, "My handsome face, how can I marry a wife in the future, the old man is too ruthless!"

Wang Teng smiled, "You just pull it down, and you don't pee to take care of yourself, what do you look like, you don't have a little pressure in your heart?"

Han Mu began to swallow the clouds and spit out the mist again, "No, no, no one really thinks that he is Marshal Tianpeng who went down to earth to put gold on his face, right?"

Zhang Yuanyi casually took out a bag of ice cubes and handed it to the little monkey, "Put this on it, the earthwork in my hometown can reduce swelling!"

He has been in Jewelry Town for so many years, and he still knows a lot about recipes like this, after all, the countryman has an empty money bag, where would he run to the pharmacy like the city man with a slight problem?

The little monkey took the ice pack, hurried up, and his heart warmed, "It's still my little edge to warm my heart, you are really my intimate little padded jacket, come and kiss one!"

Zhang Yuanyi: "......"

He decided that next time he would never care about the life or death of this guy again, greasy is really greasy!

Zhu Zhiwen usually likes to joke, but this guy is a monkey spirit, he can't be described as a joke, it's disgusting!

Seeing that Zhang Yuanyi ignored him and didn't find himself bored, he slowly walked to Han Mu's side again, and said in a vague accent: "Brother, bring me one too?"

Han Mu glanced at him with a look of disgust, "Aren't you?"

The little monkey said: "Didn't I hear that it can relieve pain, you can give me a few mouthfuls, and when I learn it later, I will no longer be afraid of being cleaned up by the old man." ”

The saying that smoke can relieve pain has indeed been circulating for a long time, but whether the effect of pain relief is up to everyone.

Zhang Yuanyi had read some books on pharmacology in the early years, including tobacco, in the end, tobacco pain relief is just to paralyze people's minds, and it is not of much use to monks, and it is more likely to find comfort in their hearts.

Han Mu couldn't consume the little monkey's nonsense, so he wrapped a few rolls of tobacco for him, and the little monkey sucked hard, and wanted to learn Han Mu's chic, but he was choked fiercely.

Seeing this, Wang Teng couldn't help but curse in a low voice, "Silly hat, it's the same as never smoking." ”

Then he also went over to join in the fun, Han Mu had a good relationship with Wang Teng, and rolled a few for him without saying a word.

Zhang Yuanyi has long found through observation that among several people, Wang Teng belongs to the kind of big brother, everyone respects him more, the little monkey belongs to the bottom of the people, everyone loves to answer and ignore, Zhong Shi is a bit similar to air, can say less than a word, Han Mu society is very, belongs to the joy of not moving, it is estimated that he is a ruthless person who cannot be provoked.

Han Mu looked at Zhang Yuanyi, waved his hand, and said, "Come on?"

Zhang Yuan waved his hand, "Forget it, no." ”

In this case, it is not easy for the other party to force it, it is originally out of polite greeting, and it doesn't matter if you don't accept it.

As for Zhong Shi, forget it, it's not a person who is a way, it's good that the relationship is in place.

Then throughout the night, I saw three people by the window, shaking their butts, looking at the moon, spitting clouds and mist, pointing to "rivers and mountains".

Little Monkey: "Wang Teng, how is your object?"

"Harm, don't mention it's annoying, it's divided, and I found another one. ”

Little Monkey: "Gan is worthy of you, the Great Love Saint, it's really a drought and a waterlog!"

Monkey: "I still miss my princess Feifei." ”

Wang Teng: "Eh! I heard that a new batch of students will be recruited soon, so our opportunity is here again!

Han Mu: "I'm not interested. ”

Little Monkey: "I'll come!"

Wang Teng: "You don't want your princess Feifei anymore?"

Little Monkey: "No delay, no delay." ”

......

The two chatted a few more words, and when the cigarettes in the cigarette pouch were finished, they climbed into bed and went to bed.

Leaving Han Mu alone to watch the night wandering alone, he finally took a deep breath, smoked all the remaining tobacco, and turned to leave.

The sweetheart is on the plum side and the willow, but he is not around.

——

In this way, the days were like flowing water, and several days passed in a muddy manner.

Every year, the college will have a farewell to the old and welcome the new, the content is simply to bring together all the newly recruited students and students who have already achieved academic success, and the students will alternate the college jade pendants with each other, send away a group of old ones, and usher in a group of new ones.

Today's Tang Chi is extremely sad, his face has returned to normal after a few days of cultivation, but according to Wang Teng's words, it is not as comfortable as the "big pig's head".

Honestly, it does.

Zhang Yuanyi didn't know why this guy had a sad face all day, he asked Wang Teng to find out that Princess Feifei, who was originally in his heart, was leaving the academy today, how could this not make him sad?

Zhang Yuanyi just sighed: "I didn't expect this guy, he usually seems to be unprofessional, but I didn't expect him to be an infatuated species." ”

As a result, Wang Teng immediately said: "He's just like that, look at it, it won't be long before a flower princess will come out, Princess Maomao, don't be deceived by his superficial appearance." ”

At the farewell meeting and the new year, every teacher in the academy brought a group of their own students, and there was nothing to do, but when they got to their place, there was a huge magic surrounding, and everyone sat in it as if they were in prison, and everyone watched it as a monkey.

"What do you mean?"

"That's how you treat them differently, huh?"

"It's okay not to participate in this conference!"

......

Everyone talked about it and was extremely dissatisfied, even Zhang Yuanyi felt that he didn't treat people as human beings too much, and actually locked up their group of people like this.

Gao Yan's face was ugly, and he walked to the side of a junior student next to him and asked, "Why are you doing this to my students and disciples?"

The other party was also embarrassed, and spread his hands and said: "We have no choice, the female disciples of Phi Yuefeng collectively asked to isolate your group of people, or lock them up, otherwise they will not participate in this conference, what do you say we can do." You can't offend the entire Phiyue Peak for the sake of your students. ”

He pointed at the group of students behind Gao Yan with disgust, "Just because of the you have done with these guys, now the female disciples of the entire academy are hated to the core, and the reason why people want to lock themselves up is not because they are afraid of a few of you, but because they are afraid that they will not be able to control it, they will come and cut you with a sword!"

He sighed, "I knew there would be such a day, and in the end I put all the blame on us, but it seems that we are not human inside and out, do you say we are easy?"

Gao Yan couldn't hold his old face when he thought of what the group of rabbit cubs did, he patted Xiaosheng on the shoulder and said: "This matter is indeed wrong on us, and I, as a teacher, are also responsible, don't complain about my brother, and invite my brother to drink two pots another day." ”

When Gao Yan came back, his face was unprecedentedly cold, and everyone realized the seriousness of the situation, so they quickly stayed away from a few culprits, pretending not to know.

And among those few people, there are little monkeys and Wang Teng, and among the few people, the handsome hall accounts for two, which can be regarded as glorious.

Gao Yan had a dark face and said in a deep voice: "You guys wait for me, and you will feel good when the matter is over." ”

The little monkey was not happy to hear it, how can he still settle old accounts now, what age is this, besides, hasn't he already been punished, isn't he going to be beaten again!

Gao Yan saw the change in his face and scolded: "Why are you still unhappy? This is your thickest skin and the oldest qualification, you have everything with you, and it is not too much to fight a few times!"

The little monkey looked gloomy, touched his face, and took pity on the handsome face that had just been cultivated!

Zhang Yuanyi couldn't help but ask Zhong Shi beside him, "What did these people do?"

Zhong Shi looked to the side, and said in Zhang Yuanyi's ear with a hand: "A few of them went to Phiyue Peak in the middle of the night to peep at a woman taking a bath and were discovered, and I heard that they also took away a small vest from someone else, and now it has been all over the city, as long as they don't bring a handle, they can't wait to get rid of these people with their own hands!"

Zhang Yuan was shocked, although he knew that these guys were really lustful when they got along today, but he didn't expect to be able to get rid of this kind of thing.

It's normal for men to be lustful, everyone has a love for beauty, what man isn't interested in beautiful women.

Peeking at a woman taking a bath is relatively ordinary, after all, it only stays at the level of looking, but the nature of stealing a small vest is completely different, and it has risen to the level of hands-on, which is extremely bad.

Zhang Yuanyi asked, "Then how many of them really did it?"

Zhong Shi replied: "The monkey said that he only watched, not stolen, although this guy usually runs a carriage with a mouth, but he is still a person with a strict bottom line, and he still knows what things can and can't be done." As for Wang Teng, it is even more impossible, he has always done things above board, so I think there is something strange about this matter, and it is estimated that someone fished in troubled waters and just threw the pot at them. ”

Zhang Yuan nodded a little, maybe that's the case.

Zhong Shi continued: "It is impossible for such a trivial matter to alarm the upper echelons of the academy, and the investigation does not exist. But these two guys don't care about this.,It's always been a non-caring attitude.,What others like to say.,If you feel shy and feel ashamed, I'll lose.。 The little monkey is thick-skinned, and Wang Teng doesn't care. ”

Sure enough, both of them are old fritters that have been rolled in the oil pot I don't know how many times, and they can't help them.

Zhang Yuanyi looked at Zhong Shi, who was usually silent, but he didn't expect to say so many words at this moment, he was a little surprised, he quipped: "I can't think of it, Shishi, you can still say something!"

Zhong Shi was immediately beaten back to his original form, he scratched his head, and said in a low voice: "I have been thinking about this matter secretly for a long time, otherwise I would not be able to say these ways." ”

After all, it's a room, and it's a little snack.

As for study, it is to devote oneself to oneself, but unfortunately it seems that I can't really open the ropes, I can't understand whether I am alive or dead, and I can't remember whether I am alive or dead.

It stands to reason that he, a guy who came in by the martial arts examination, shouldn't be so concerned about his studies, just like Wang Teng, he should play and sleep every day, what reading is a casual thing for him, he can read and study, it doesn't matter if he can't read, that's it anyway.

For these martial arts students, the audit mark of the academy is completely different, compared to the monthly examination audit of these ordinary students, they only need to play with flower boxing and embroidery legs, basically the days are running accounts, and no one holds a knife to force them on their necks.

But Zhong Shi obviously thinks more, and he works harder than anyone else in his studies.