Chapter 164
Question: What should I do if I am surrounded by the female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect as a man?
Answer: Lie flat!
Anyway, there will be no loss, and in the end, it may not be known who will suffer, most of the exercises of the Hehuan Sect do not harm male cultivators, and I heard that some have reached a certain level, which is beneficial to both parties.
But the female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect don't often surround people, not everyone can easily get into their eyes, first of all, the yang energy is sufficient, and it is best to have an unbroken body of Yuan Yang, like Tuo Yanjun.
Because of the peculiarity of the exercises, the Hehuan Sect is the most united sect used, and if you hurt one of their disciples, they will be chased to the ends of the earth.
Even if Tuo Yanjun is not afraid of heaven and earth, arrogant enough to dare to ignore the Immortal Alliance, dare to arrest people in the Gu Immortal Sect, and dare to contradict the ancestor, it does not mean that he dares to easily provoke any girl in the Hehuan Sect.
He hid for a day, but he still didn't dodge when he fell to the ground, and he couldn't beat such a group of girls if he didn't scold them.
"Why should Lingjun avoid us like snakes and scorpions, our juniors must not be worthy of Lingjun, but Mrs. Pinbone knows that Lingjun is in Huacheng at night, and wants to ask Lingjun to talk about it. ”
Mrs. Pink!
Tuo Yanjun sneered, he knew how this group of new students of the Hehuan Sect dared to surround him, and the leader of the team was actually Mrs. Pinbone-Tong Yishu, it was definitely not suitable to stay here for a long time, and if he couldn't really lose himself.
"Mrs. Pinbones?" A simple but effective move, Tuo Yanjun quickly escaped from the encirclement.
Shui Miaomiao, who was carried backwards, and Tuo Yanjun looked at each other, and no one wanted to pretend that they didn't know anyone.
Hua Yixian's words at that time were like a slap in the face, Shui Miaomiao calmed down and thought about it, if she really had no chance of winning against Tuo Yanjun, so it was not easy for her to match it before she found something from Shui Yingyin that could put down Tuo Yanjun.
Saving life and revenge, Tuo Yanjun still knows which is more important, Shui Miaomiao, there is time to deal with it in Peach Blossom Spring, and now the key is Tong Yishu.
The two of them just had their own ghosts, but they ignored each other with a clear heart.
Falling to the ground, Shui Miao grinned in pain, and looking back, Hua Yixian and Lan Jixuan were half-kneeling on the ground at some point, their cheeks crimson and panting slightly.
What's the matter! Shui Miaomiao rubbed her buttocks, and was helped up from the ground by the condensation idiot, only to find that the men on the entire street were basically in this state.
"See Lady Pin. ”
Under the voices of the female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect, Shui Miao Miao realized that her eyes fell on the woman who was blocking the way to Tuo Yanjun.
The neckline of the red gauze skirt with exposed shoulders is opened very low, revealing the plump and hot body without shyness, and the eyes are charming, and the red lips are enchanting.
Just look at her red lips slightly raised, and her eyes are seductive, revealing a charming charm, which is fascinating.
"Hmm. A coquettish snort made Shui Miaomiao and Condensation, who were women, feel that their legs were weak and they couldn't walk.
And between the nods, the tassels on the tall woman's bun swayed diagonally, kissing the tail of her eyes lightly, and they all had a hint of charm, which made people jealous.
"It's Mrs. Hehuan Sect's Bone-Burning Lady - Tong Yishu. Hua Yixian gritted her teeth and barely spit out a few words, recalling the attention of Shui Miao Miao and Condensation.
Looking away from Tong Yishu, the extreme sense of charm dissipated slightly, and Shui Miao Miao was a little puzzled.
In terms of appearance, Tong Yishu must not be worthy of the country and the city, not to mention the condensation idiot, it is slightly inferior to Yueshan, is your reaction too big.
Shui Miao Miao and Condensation squatted down and helped one up.
Lan Jixuan is a little more embarrassed than Hua Yixian's situation, Shui Miaomiao can't help Lan Jixuan up at all, Hua Yixian is better, after all, as the only male in the Hua family, he has grown up in the women's nest since he was a child, and his resistance is stronger, so he strongly supports this: "It's the smell, you can't smell it." ”
This is no wonder, why are the men all over the street looking different, and they are fine, Shui Miaomiao looked at Tuo Yanjun who was standing motionless in place, is this his nemesis? Okay, kill him!
made a mistake, and even knew that it was Tong Yishu who came, and he should be the one who closed his sense of smell.
"Where are you going?" Tong Yishu raised her hand, revealing her white jade arm stretched out to Tuo Yanjun's face.
Tuo Yanjun swallowed his saliva and looked away to warn, "You'd better not touch me." ”
"That's what I said, I didn't have a chance to meet Lingjun in the past, didn't Lingjun want to kiss Fangze?" Qianqian's thin fingers danced on the tip of Tuo Yanjun's nose.
It is a fragrance that is charming to the bone marrow, and even Tuo Yanjun can't stop the fragrance that can make people soft and muddy, and they rush to melt into the nasal cavity.
"Vomit~~~"
took out a small jar from Shui Yingyin and opened it, even if Shui Miao pinched her nose, she immediately retched, it was really delicious.
When she was locked up in Tianyuan Peak and had nothing to do, Shui Miaomiao opened this jar, and the smell made people die on the spot.
I don't know why there is such a smelly thing in Shui Yingyin, and later I asked Siyun after I came out and learned that this is the body fluid of the Shuoxiang whale - Shuo mellow pulp, which has the effect of beauty and beauty.
Shui Miaomiao said that with this smell, even if it could heal the flesh and bones of dead people, she would never wipe it on her body.
How to describe this smell, Shui Miaomiao thought, it should be the so-called rotten eggs and dried stinky tofu, plus dried salted fish, and finally soaked in old vinegar for a whole night.
Hua Yixian said that it was the smell that was the cause, and Shui Miaomiao thought that it would be good to take a stronger smell and wash it off, after all, Lan Jixuan's appearance looked too uncomfortable.
Shui Miaomiao felt that she had succeeded, and she had succeeded in making a fortune, and now the men and women all over the street were retching against the wall.
Wait, if that's the case, Shui Miaomiao looked up, and the movable Tuo Yanjun immediately took his sword and pulled away Tong Yishu's hand, and a backflip fell behind Shui Miaomiao.
Shui Miaomiao hurriedly wanted to close the lid, but Tuo Yanjun had already kicked over the jar, and the indescribable taste became even more rampant
"I'll go!" Shui Miaomiao quickly stood up and moved back.
The sound of vomiting all over the street intensified and was very spectacular.
Even Tuo Yanjun covered his mouth and nose tightly, not daring to breathe.
"For the sake of this beach, you don't have to die. Tuo Yanjun's voice followed behind him, Shui Miao raised her eyebrows, waved her elbow over, and was blocked by Tuo Yanjun with a sword, "It seems that you don't want this preferential treatment." ”
"This is a good thing~~" Even under the smell of rotten eggs on the street, Tong Yishu's voice is still charming to the bones, making people get goosebumps.
Tong Yishu took out a white porcelain bottle, and with a wave of her hand, all the mellow syrup on the ground was put into the bottle, "This sister, for the sake of me helping you clean up, is this thing okay for me?"
Shui Miaomiao covered her mouth and nose with her sleeves, and nodded busily, "It's all for you, please close the bottle quickly." ”
"Hahaha~"
A string of coquettish laughter made Shui Miaomiao's legs tremble.
Tong Yishu closed the bottle leisurely, put it in her sleeve, and her eyes fell on Tuo Yanjun, "I didn't expect Yi Yao Lingjun to learn to hide behind women now~"