Chapter 677: Bedwetting
Shen Tianqi is very vain, because Lan Tiezhu is not a representative of an honest person.
To be precise, the word honesty is not reflected in the blue iron pillar at all.
At this moment, hearing Lan Tiezhu say these words again, Shen Tianqi felt a little drumming in his heart.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Shen Tianqi asked.
Lan Tiezhu coughed and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I'm so old, what can I do?"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi panicked, just because you are so old, you can completely disrespect the old!
Your own image and your personality traits, no matter how handsome you look, it won't help!
"Say, what the hell are you doing? I don't embarrass you!"
Shen Tianqi said.
Lan Tiezhu immediately said: "Then, I'll just say it, Lord Heavenly Emperor, you can't get angry after hearing it." ”
"Oh, I'm not angry. ”
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that when you go to bed at night, your bed gets wet!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"Right here?"
"Well, that's it. ”
Lan Tiezhu nodded slightly.
Shen Tianqi frowned slightly, he didn't analyze it, what is this?
"Isn't it just bedwetting? You're still wetting the bed at your age?"
Shen Tianqi said speechlessly.
Blue Iron Pillar: "???"
Bedwetting?
Forehead...
Forehead...
All right...
This one...
Alas!
I can't tell myself...
Forget it, since the Emperor thinks that bedwetting is bedwetting, let's wet the bed!
"You're wetting the bed? You're so old, you're wetting the bed?"
The Void Dao Chief was shocked.
King Kong God of War: 'You wet the bed? You're so old, you actually wet the bed?'
Ling Chenzi said: "You wet the bed? You are so old, you actually wet the bed?"
“...”
One by one, they cast shocked looks, and Lan Tiezhu gradually realized that this seemed to have caused an irreparable blow to his image.
"Grandpa? you're wetting the bed? Ouch!ahhhhh
As soon as Xiao Hei opened his mouth at this time, he was continued to be ravaged by the blue iron pillar!
For Lan Tiezhu, Xiao Hei is his outlet at the moment.
"Apprentice... You really are... Tianqi?"
The Void Dao Elder rubbed his eyes and said in surprise.
Shen Tianqi said helplessly: "Master, I am really Tianqi. ”
"No, you can test me. ”
"Okay, what is thirty-eight thousand nine hundred and one plus nine thousand three hundred and seventy-two minus one hundred and thirty-three?"
The Void Daoist asked.
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "Master, I didn't let you take the arithmetic test, I asked you to test something about me and your past." ”
The Void Dao came to his senses and asked, "What is my favorite dish?"
Shen Tianqi opened his mouth and said, "Braised pork ribs!"
"Do you know what I like to dip my braised pork ribs in?"
"Well, three spoons of salt, four spoons of sesame oil, a bowl of chili powder, three spoons of soy sauce, three spoons of aged vinegar, and white sesame seeds. ”
Everyone: "???"
Is this a dipping sauce?
Isn't that... Dark cuisine?
"You really are my apprentice!"
The Void Dao Leader immediately said with a happy face: "Tianqi!"
"Master!"
"Tianqi!"
"Master!"
The master and apprentice hugged each other, and said emptily: "Child, you have suffered! Look at you to lose weight, you usually don't eat well!"
At that time, Master studied the way of heaven every day and didn't have time to sleep with you, but now you have time, right? Master must sleep with you more. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Others: "???"
Shen Tianqi immediately said, "Master, what do you mean by this? How old am I? I don't need love anymore. ”
"If you really want to bring out this love, Master, I have a stick here that you can hold and sleep with every day. ”
Void Dao Chief: "......"
"Look at you two apprentices... Alas, this is a mess. ”
"Empty nephew, you should give way, let me hold for a while. ”
Ling Chenzi spoke.
Void Dao Chief: "......"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Lingchenzi and Shen Tianqi came to a big hug, and Lingchenzi said to Shen Tianqi: "Tianqi, I want to kill you!"
"Poof!"
Shen Tianqi was almost hugged to death by Ling Chenzi's embrace, this special strength was too great.
"It's... Yes... I also... Miss you, boss... Then you... Can you first... Let go?"
Ling Chenzi let go of Shen Tianqi, but he said to Shen Tianqi: "Tianqi! I didn't expect you to let Lan Tiezhu pretend to be you?"
"I'll just say, you played by Lan Tiezhu, you don't look like it at all, just like an old man. ”
"You've suffered!"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Master, are you done hugging? ”
The head of the mountain road said excitedly.
Ling Chenzi gave way, and the head of the mountain moving road hugged Shen Tianqi, "Tianqi! I want to kill you!"
"Poof!"
Shen Tianqi experienced that feeling of being squeezed in his chest again!
"Tianqi..."
Before the mountain moving chief finished speaking, the real person of Wojian said: "It's time to let go, it's my turn to hug." ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
The mountain moversman let go of his hands, "You come." ”
Lying Sword Zhenren opened his arms and said, "Tianqi, I want to kill you!"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Light... Poof!"
Before Shen Tianqi finished speaking, Wojian Zhenren gave him a bear hug, and Shen Tianqi wanted to cry without tears.
"Jean, it's my turn. ”
Zilie Zhenren also said excitedly: "Let me hug it!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"Wait a minute. ”
Shen Tianqi took a long breath and said, "Everyone, don't worry. ”
"If you want to hug me, come one by one, be lighter, I can feel your enthusiasm!"
Hearing this, everyone was excited.
"I... I... I'm coming!"
"I want to hug it too!"
"I want to feel the breath of a real helper!"
"Ahh
Shen Tianqi looked at the scale of about five or six hundred people below, and he was silent.
......
"Hey... I'm exhausted. ”
In the evening, Shen Tianqi, who had recovered his identity, returned to his residence.
said that it was his own residence, but in fact, this house was previously inhabited by blue iron pillars.
And at this moment, the identities of the two have been changed back, and Lan Tiezhu naturally has a new place to live.
"Really, I don't change my bedding. ”
"Isn't it possible for me to sleep on the futon he slept on?"
"What..."
"Someone, change this futon for me. ”
"It's all changed. ”
Shen Tianqi shouted.
After a while, a servant walked in, and it was several eunuchs arranged by the previous chief manager Wang.
"Helper, are you really going to change them all?"
One of the eunuchs asked.
Shen Tianqi looked at them, fortunately he was prepared, and he didn't tell them a few things about his identity swap.
"Well, yes. It's all changed. ”
Shen Tianqi said lightly, "After the change, you can leave." ”
"Huh?"
Several of them were a little frightened.
Shen Tianqi said lightly: "When Manager Wang asked, he said that I, Shen Tianqi, drove you away." ”
"If he is not convinced, let him come to me. ”
Hearing this, the eunuchs had no choice but to nod.