Chapter 770: The Legendary Gift
"Shenma? I haven't seen you for a few years, and now I secretly hold back a king bomb in my hand...... It seems that he will not be able to beat him at the table in his life!Queens of hearts and queens of spades...... Well, for a veteran player, this pair is really powerful! I don't dare to say that God blocks and kills God, at least it is also a demon that blocks and kills demons!" After listening to the words of the mouse king, Yu Wulin was naturally surprised in his heart, and after thinking about it, he was angry, and he secretly hated in his heart: "It's strange what you say, everyone else is proud of love, and the casino is frustrated...... But this harmful fruit is an exception! You say that he is proud of his love, so why does he win money in the casino? Why is there such a freak in the world, and he still doesn't let others live?"
"Brother Yu, why did you suddenly come to the door today? I don't know what's going on? Didn't I say you...... You've been a person since you were a kid who likes to be hypocritical...... You've been too polite since you were a child! If there's something, you just send someone over and send a message...... On such a cold day, why did you come all the way by yourself?" Yu Wulin secretly hated in his heart, but Wu Guo was suddenly unaware, pointed, shook his head and sighed: "Well, don't stand here and talk now, please come inside! Let's talk in the house! I'll tell you, I'm a nostalgic person! Although you came to the door empty-handed today...... Hehe, to tell you the truth, I'm a little disappointed in my heart, right? I don't accept gifts during the holidays this year, I only accept gifts...... Ahem, it's my business whether to accept gifts or not, the problem is that you should at least mean it!"
It's messed up!
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"Well, my family knows about their own affairs, and I can't afford to invite you to dry rice after entering the house, but it's still okay to invite Brother Yu for a few cups of tea! Brother Yu, I didn't mean to cry poor with you...... I'm really poor now! You can also see that other people's homes are full of lights and friends, but my door is deserted and full of people...... I can't receive a gift, it's strange if I'm not poor!" Ignoring the stunned Yu Wulin, Wu Guo played the true character of a director on his own, and finally waved his hand at the mouse king and said: "Mouse King, do you go into the house to see if there is any tea at home?" If there is, it is the best, if not, then there is no way...... Just bring out all the herbal tea left over from last night and invite Brother Yu to drink it!"
"......" Yu Wulin was speechless for a moment...... I haven't seen this for a few years, and this harmful fruit still speaks like a legendary machine gun, and before anyone else can say a word, he has already said a lot of words!
What kind of gift?What kind of gift?Do I have that gift-giving friendship with you?Besides, all the money I saved in my purse was lost to you at the poker table when I was a child!
Send someone over and send a message? You said it lightly! I thought...... The problem is that the fence of your house is covered with barbed wire, like a turret, and those female disciples of the Hanging Pavilion who hold swords have surrounded the mansion so much that they can't see you at all...... If you're in a bad mood, it's useless for someone else to come with a holy decree in their hands...... You think I want to come? The devil wants to see you!
Go into the house and have a cup of tea? Pull it down! How is your tea so delicious? Isn't it possible that there is a lot of seven-step soul breaking in the tea...... After drinking, it's not as simple as not being able to run and not running away;
What kind of house do you go into? Are you a fool for me? It's unlucky to be blocked by you at your doorstep...... If I go into the house with you obediently, won't you close the door and beat the dog? Phew! Phew! What are you thinking about? Who is the dog? Hmph! Isn't that a meat bun beating a dog, and there is no return? Phew! Phew! This is not good! It belongs to killing 1,000 enemies and losing 800 ...... I don't want to be a meat bun!
It's messed up! It's messed up again!
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"Brother Guo, it's my fault to come empty-handed today...... Don't worry! I'll make it up another day! Although you won my little coffers when I was a child, I have made a lot of money in the past few years, and it is not a piece of cake to prepare some gifts...... Well, it's a bit of a stretch! There is nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, in fact, I only came here today to inquire about one thing...... There's no need to go in and drink tea, let's talk about it here! I've come to ask once before, it's about the ring in front of the palace! The butler before said it vaguely, and the clouds and mountains are foggy...... I don't know the bottom of my heart, so I came here to confirm again today!" Although he was very annoyed, Yu Wulin's face was still full of smiles, he first saluted Cai Suzhen, and then looked at Wu Guo with a blank eye, and said eagerly: "I can't hide it, in fact, I wanted to visit early today, but I had no choice but to meet Taifu and Zhao Feng respectively before...... So there was some delay. Brother Guo, it doesn't matter if others don't give you gifts, but the ring in front of the palace is a big gift from the Queen Mother and her old man! The person who wins the championship in the end can go to Tongtian Academy to choose a book of divine skills! Such a great opportunity, Brother Guo, do you send someone to fight in the ring? If so, which one will be sent? The rest of the families have already given Zhun Xin today, and it is Zhao Ye who goes to the ring from the Zhao family; Feng Feitian from the Feng family who goes to the ring; and Situ Hua who goes to the ring from the Taifu family...... Now that Brother Chaguo is in suspense, this matter can't be delayed any longer!"
"Huh, Xiaohua really wants to fight in the ring? Why didn't Lord Situ persuade her? Is the ring a casual fight? To put it mildly...... What if there is a three-long and two-short one in the end!" Wu Guo didn't say yes, let alone say no, but just frowned and asked.
"Ahem, Brother Guo, you're just worrying too much, a few of us have known each other since childhood, and we all bow our heads and don't look up, who will kill you? Even if you fight in the ring, it's up to the point, and there is absolutely no worry about your life!" I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in the harmful fruit gourd, Yu Wulin had to smile carefully: "Besides, Master Situ Hua came out of the Hanging Pavilion, and he will climb hard in the martial arts all his life...... With such a great opportunity, it is not surprising that she will not give up!"
"Well, Xiaohua is just that, no matter how you say that she is now a Jindan cultivator...... However, Xiao Ye and Feng Shu are a little unscrupulous! Both of them are three-legged cats...... Don't say anything about fighting in the ring, can you climb into the ring out of breath in the end...... "Looking around, the guide hit the north, but I didn't expect Wu Guo to roll his eyes, and suddenly said again: "There is no doubt that Brother Yu, you will definitely go to the ring on behalf of Yanyulou this time......; Even if they know that they are hopeless and still have to come out, are they full of food?"
The speaker of "......" seems to have no intention, but the listener always has a heart, and before the words of the harmful person are finished, Yu Wulin's little face has turned pale with shock...... Big brother, big brother who harms people! You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately...... What does it mean to accompany the prince to study? Who is the prince? Who is the prince! Big brother, don't spew blood, okay? If this sentence spreads, it is not a joke!
Oh my God! This harmful fruit was so lazy and difficult when I was a child, and after a few years, it has become more and more difficult!
Originally, I thought that all the masters in the world needed to open up the fight to fight in the ring, but now I know that the real masters do not need to fight in the ring...... What? What do you say? Why? Ahem, because a real master only needs to move his mouth with red lips and white teeth to make your head fall to the ground and your body in a different place!
The lower one is on the side, the middle one is on the corner, and the higher one is on the belly...... This is a chess player in the world.
The lower one does it, the middle one scheming, and the higher one moves his mouth...... This is said to be a master of the world!
It's messed up!