Chapter 93: Rats and Squirrels Are Rats
The next day, Wu Guo and Cai Suzhen set off early.
The harmful fruit has not slept all night, and has always sat by the bonfire to guard diligently, but the spirit is exceptionally good.
Although he was the head of the three evils of Beijing when he was a child, and the scenery was infinite, but later he suffered great changes, and after his father died, he was forced to stay away from Beijing for eight years, and the cold and bumpy adversity of the world had already washed away his worldly flashiness.
is a sixteen-year-old boy, but he seems to have a sixty-year-old heart.
Embrace the body of wealth and nobility, hold the heart of normality, climb the peak of thousands of feet, and ascend to the hall of elegance.
After a night of sweet sleep, Cai Suzhen is like a delicate blooming immortal peach blossom, and it is even more radiant and magnificent!
Look at each other and smile, everything is silent!
Well, as for the smiles on each other...... The harmful fruit is naturally a very flattering smile with low eyebrows, and the tsundere queen ...... Just a slight pick at the corner of your lips is like a smile!
Still wearing that annoying ...... The tiger stripe outfit is already giving him a lot of face!
This little bad guy, a gust of wind and rain, is better than anyone else when he is good, and worse than anyone else when he is bad! You don't look at his eyes now, he is always looking at him with a thief!
Aiming at it, people's hearts are on fire, and they can't cry or laugh!
Look, look, he's already on his thief ship anyway!
Hmph! Always let him see it in his eyes, but he is anxious in his heart!
Kill him in a hurry!
After walking for another half day, a high mountain loomed in front of me.
Scorched, rocky hills.
Wu Guo and Cai Suzhen slowly drove the tiger closer, raised their eyes and looked, only to see that the mountain was steep, the peaks and rocks collapsed, and the mountainside was full of some rugged boulders.
The semi-circular top of the mountain is uneven again, and when you look up, it looks like the two ears of a mouse!
"This is Mouse Mountain!" Wu Guo first drove a few tigers far aside, and accompanied Cai Suzhen to hide behind a big rock at the foot of the mountain and watched quietly for a while, but the entire mountain peak has been quiet without the slightest movement.
"This mouse mountain is so wide, and the rat king doesn't know where to hide in, how can we catch him!" Cai Suzhen opened his eyes in the east and looked west, and while stomping his feet in a hurry, he whispered and teased: "If you need to go into the mouse hole to arrest people...... If you want to catch mice, then you can go in by yourself! I won't go at all! Well, I'll help you watch the wind! If you hear me shouting at the entrance of the cave, 'The wind is blowing,' come out quickly!"
"Oops! It seems that the effect of dating Sister Zhenzhen is really different! In the world of two, the big ice cube ...... He even smiled like a flower and became naughty!" Wu Guo was taken aback, and then his heart was overjoyed, but he said, "Forget it......! I'm afraid you won't be able to do it for the rest of your life! According to your fiery temperament, the monster would have already drawn his sword and met it! What kind of wind is howling! I'm afraid that you have long forgotten about it!"
"Then what should we do, we can't hide here and wait!" Cai Suzhen said urgently.
"Don't worry, I'm here this time, so naturally I've prepared all kinds of urgently needed things in advance! Hehe, there is a treasure, which will inevitably lure out all the old and young mice!" Wu Guo pulled Cai Suzhen forward for a while, hid behind a big rock again, and after groping in the cuff a few times, he threw a pine cone in the open space in front of him.
"Phew, it's just a pine cone, are you a squirrel when you are the king of rats?" Cai Suzhen was still curious in his heart, until he saw that the bait thrown out by the harmful fruit turned out to be a pine cone, and he couldn't help but be angry and funny in his heart, and while quickly shaking off his hand, he said coquettishly: "I'm careless! Since I already knew that you were penniless...... Xiao Tao still has some money there, I should have asked her to hand it all over to you! If we want to lure the monster out, we have to throw at least a piece of meat!"
"Oops! what kind of meat can compare to the pine cone I threw just now!" Wu Guo smiled mysteriously and said, "Sister Zhenzhen, do you know that this pine cone is the fruit of the welcome pine...... There are few in the sky, and there is no one in the world! No matter how much mouse or squirrel smells this treasure, it will immediately turn into a mad mouse! Don't worry, just wait patiently for a while, and you will know the result. ”
Although Cai Suzhen didn't believe it in his heart, he also waited quietly.
Sure enough, after a while, a little boy poked out a small head from behind a large rock in the distance. The boy was born very cleverly, and his eyes were spinning and spinning, but two of his front teeth had erupted, which ruined some of the overall image...... The boy was extremely cautious, and hid behind the boulder and looked around for a long time, and then tiptoed over while sniffing fiercely. He was wearing a gray leather jacket, and when he kept turning to look at the back road as he went, the leather jacket on his back was a mess, and he didn't know what sharp weapon scratched a few oblique gaps......
The little boy took a step by step, and it took a long time to walk to the pine cone, and he just squatted down with drooling, but the victim fruit had already flashed out and grabbed his neck firmly!
"Oops!" the little boy screamed, peeking at Wu Guo's outfit, and seemed to be a little settled in his heart, but he still struggled desperately: "You half-sized big worm, you don't go to the grassland to catch cattle and sheep, but you come to this kind of poor mountains and bad waters to catch my little mouse, what are you doing! I don't have a few taels of meat all over my body, even if I add up to your teeth, it's not enough!"
Wu Guo didn't speak, just carried Xiao Tong in the air and looked at him with a smile.
"No, you're not a tiger clan!" Xiao Tong suddenly struggled to bring his nose close to Wu Guo, sniffed it a few times, and suddenly said in horror: "You...... You're a Terran!"
"It doesn't matter who we are! and you're so young...... But that mouse king?" Cai Suzhen also walked out at this time, since the tsundere queen appeared, her demeanor was naturally extraordinary! I saw that her willow eyebrows were tall, her apricot eyes were round, and she didn't hide it, so she asked.
"Phew! I ...... What a noble identity my little prince is! There are countless entourages around him, and he eats delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, how could he personally come out to steal a pine cone!" The child's eyes rolled, and he suddenly said, "I...... I'm just a little guy next to the little prince! I'm idle for a while, so I think about picking up this strange pine cone and giving it to the little prince!"
"Oh, I see! I thought you were the king of mice...... It turned out to be just a little guy! So what's the use of leaving you! Sister Zhenzhen, pull out your sword and kill people...... Kill the rats and kill the mouth!" Wu Guo didn't dwell on the question, just smiled faintly: "Anyway, we are not in a hurry, just wait here...... Wait for the mouse, come one, kill one! I don't believe that the mouse king will not come out in the end!"
Although Cai Suzhen has always been bad at hypocrisy, after getting along with the harmful fruit for many days, he naturally knew a little bit about his conspiracies, and he didn't speak at this time, with a cold face, and pulled out the long sword behind his back in one fell swoop!
"......Ahh I am the mouse king!" the little boy was shocked, and suddenly struggled desperately again.
"Oh, look at your messy outfit...... How can he be the mouse king who has countless followers and eats delicacies from the mountains and seas every day?" Wu Guoqi said.
"I'm the only one in the Mouse Mountain that is empty now!Where is there a little girl!Where is there any delicacies from the mountains and seas!" said the mouse king with a bitter face.
"Oh, where's your grandfather?" Wu Guo was slightly startled, and then asked.
"Grandpa has been seriously ill for many years, and he finally ......died half a year ago" A sad look suddenly appeared on the face of the mouse king, and after thinking about it, he said suspiciously: "You are here to find my grandfather?" He has been sick for many years, so naturally he has washed his hands in a golden basin and has not stolen things for many years, you will not be the bitter master who once had my grandfather stealing treasures...... Now you're coming to the door and asking for something, right? No, you two aren't very old!"
"No, we're here to look for you! Well, you can just call me Brother Guo......! It's good if you call Sister Cai!" Wu Guo first gave a brief introduction, and then said with a smile: "We came to look for you this time, in fact, we have no malicious intent, we just want you to steal two treasures for us!"
"No, no, no! Grandpa kept telling me that the Terrans are the most cunning and difficult!You must not deal with the Terrans!" the Mouse King didn't think about it, and immediately shook his head and refused.
"Oh, is that so?" Wu Guo frowned, stared at the mouse king intriguingly, and asked slowly, "Then did your grandfather tell you...... What are you going to do if you are caught by the Terrans? Should you accede to their demands right away, or should you keep refusing?"
"......" The mouse king immediately drooped his little head and stopped talking.
"You help us steal it...... Bah, what to steal! Those two treasures were originally ours! You help us quietly retrieve the two treasures, and when we return to Zhao, we will let you go immediately! Don't worry, we have always been talkative!" The tsundere queen had limited patience, and when she saw the mouse king's grinding appearance at the moment, she raised her eyebrows and said angrily.
"Which two treasures do you want me to steal......? Although I have already cultivated as a demon master, I have barely opened the wisdom bead and transformed into a human form, but my combat power is very scummy! Except for some old and sick people, I can't beat the rest of those monsters!" the mouse king hesitated.
"It doesn't matter if you're a scumbag, you can steal something! That's right, we have two treasures that have fallen into the hands of the Lord of Tongtian River......" Wu Guo said lightly.
"Difficult! difficult! difficult!" As soon as the mouse king heard the four words of the Tongtian River Lord, he immediately interrupted Wu Guo's words, not only shaking his little head like a rattle, but also crying bitterly: "Oh my God! The Tongtian River Lord is the Demon Clan's Demon Saint! Do you know what a Demon Saint is! That is an invincible existence comparable to the Tongtian Demon Saint! Even if he sneezes casually, he will out of the clouds! How can I steal something from his lair! You ...... now! Kill me directly!"
"Why?" Cai Suzhen heard the mouse king cry again and again, and hurriedly asked: "You won't sneak in!"
"You don't know that the Lord of the Heavenly River is a great sage of the ape clan! Not only is his power infinite, but he was also born with fiery eyes! After I transformed into a human form, unless I have the realm of the real demon king, I have opened my natal supernatural powers...... Otherwise, you won't be able to change back to your original appearance!, so don't say that you went to his lair to steal treasures, but as soon as you get closer, you will be discovered by him!"
"You don't have to worry about this, we will naturally lure him away beforehand!" Wu Guo said with a smile.
"That's ...... It's also difficult!" The mouse king thought about it, and still had a difficult look on his face: "I once heard my grandfather say that there is a bear at the entrance of the cave where the lord of the Tongtian River lives will guard it day and night! That old bear monster has an extremely sensitive nose, several times more powerful than the nose of the dog clan! As long as he guards the door, I will never be able to touch it!"
"Oh, and this?" Wu Guo was shocked, and gently let go of the mouse king, and then his eyes flashed, and he was silent in thought.
"Phew, three floors inside, three layers outside...... That Tongtian River Lord is a natural miser!" Seeing that everything was not going well, Cai Suzhen was not only so anxious that he stomped his feet, but also rolled his eyes countless times in a row! "Also! Your grandfather didn't teach you to learn well before! Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, sons of mice...... Well, not only sons, but also grandchildren! Born to make holes and steal things, it's obvious that he is a litter of thieves!"
At this time, the mouse king already knew that the two people in front of him actually had no ill will towards him, and he no longer dodged, sat on the ground, grabbed the pine cone and lowered his head to gnaw.