Chapter 395: Tossing the Ghost
That night, the second dog was exhausted by her tossing before she let it go.
Walking outside the gate, she still kept shouting: "I said ghost, you can come early tomorrow, don't make me wait for a long ......time!"
The second dog ran away without looking back, he listened to her voice now, his heart was excited, his scalp was numb, he was simply submissive by her.
It was his luxury to be able to escape from her every day and breathe fresh air.
As we said earlier, it turned out that Wang Tianshi, the master of these two dogs, in order to play with the many women in this tunzi, pretended to be a ghost every night, and drilled into the women's living room door to door.
The two dogs were also itchy when they found out, and they took the opportunity to learn from the master to pretend to be a ghost to look for flowers and ask willows.
But this Wang Tianshi knows the method of the maiden, and he has practiced for more than ten years, and he is easy and sharp.
Those two dogs are just the little tender rabbits, how can they have the cultivation and spicy of Wang Tianshi.
For the stormy onslaught of these two girls, naturally they surrendered in less than a moment every time and were defeated.
In that case, why did the two dogs have to go to her?
It turned out that Ergouzi didn't want her to come here, but wanted to try it from others.
But if the second dog doesn't appease her and feel comfortable, then she will stay at the mouth of the tunzi, and see the two dogs running happily towards the tunzi from a distance, as long as it is not the direction of her house, she has been following.
Seeing that the second dog was about to climb the back wall of someone's house, she knocked hard with a broken basin in her house, and kept shouting: "Attention everyone, beware of ghosts entering the tunzi, be more careful......!"
When she hugged her, the two dogs were even frightened, and they had no fun at all.
I sat on the ground and looked around for a long time, but there was no sign of her at all.
I had no choice but to cry and pee in the dark, "Okay, auntie, don't shout, I'm scared! If you shout again, everyone in Tunzi will wake up! I'll go to your house first, right?"
After shouting for a long time, he didn't give a response, he knew that she was staring at him secretly. I didn't have any experience before, so I thought she bluffed and left.
He secretly climbed up the wall with joy, and then there was a sound of "dangdang" several times the sound before his head, almost knocking him off the wall.
So now he learned to be obedient, got up from the ground, pounced on his buttocks, held his head calmly, and walked towards the second girl's house.
With a ruthless heart, she must toss her well, otherwise, she doesn't know that Ma Wangye still has three eyes.
But every time he is the rooster who and has a hard head, he is the one who asks for mercy.
You said that you provoked such a woman, isn't it hot?
Now those two dogs regret it more than eating flies.
It really didn't work, so he either had a stomach ache or a back ache all day long to fool her.
But when she heard his words, she immediately burst into a rage, shouting and shouting: "What are so many problems, I haven't heard that this ghost still hurts today, why are there so many ghosts?!"
When the second dog heard it, he smiled: "This is what you said, the ghost problem, this ghost problem is a lot ......!"
Erniu listens to this evil, what is wrong with it, do that thing first, and then talk about it, once you do that, there will be no problem!
Then the two dogs were pressed to the ground, and for a while, the whole two dogs couldn't stop wailing.
In the end, Ergouzi was really helpless, so he told the truth, "Grandma, just let me go, I'm not a ghost, I'm the apprentice of Wang Tianshi in the Heavenly Master Temple!"
The second girl's words caused the second girl to "giggle" for a while, "You ghost, don't lie to me, okay? How can any ghost say that he is a ghost? You are still dead, your ghost heart can be seen, stop talking nonsense! You will be your ghost honestly, and the apprentice of the Heavenly Master will be the second dog of the Heavenly Master, and the apprentice of the Heavenly Master will be like you? I won't believe it!"
"Oops——!" The second dog beat his chest and sighed, really crying and laughing.
Why did he feel so awkward? To tell the truth, she just said that she was talking nonsense, what the fuck is this world? Telling the truth, is it that difficult?!
He really didn't come the next night. He's sick, he's sick from these two girls, and he feels that his ghost is not as terrible as those two girls.
It's really up to you to be like a ghost, and drink the woman's foot-washing water.
She felt that this woman was really more terrible than the ghost!
That night, these two girls were waiting left and right, and the ghosts didn't come. At the moment, I was angry, and my teeth were itching with hatred, and I swore that when the ghost came, I would toss him well.
In this uncertain moment, I heard a "huh" sound at the courtyard wall, as if something had fallen.
She secretly rejoiced in her heart, this must be the ghost coming, and she must let her know that she knows how powerful the old lady is, and she will dare to despise herself in the future.
She hurriedly blew out the oil lamp on the table, turned back to the corner of the wall, lifted the iron bucket she had prepared and hoisted it to the mechanism she had already arranged on the door frame, and then hurriedly hid to the side, holding the rope tightly in her hand.
With a "creak" of the door, a dark shadow flashed in. The second girl took advantage of the moonlight outside the door to see the grimace and looked around, and her heart was happy, okay, you are finally here.
Then he shook the rope in his hand, and with a "bang", the iron bucket on the door frame was impartially buckled on the head of the ghost who came in.
The ghost shuddered, as if startled, obviously not expecting it. With a muffled grunt, he sat on the ground.
The second girl couldn't stop banging on the iron bucket with the stick in her hand.
The ghost seemed to be shaken by the sound of the iron bucket, and rolled on the ground.
The second girl actually felt more and more fun, put the rope around the ghost's neck, and dragged it forward.
As soon as she strained herself, the noose tightened the demon's neck. Now he can't help it, and the ghost has to follow the pull of her rope and crawl forward like a dog, otherwise it will be uncomfortable.
She couldn't stop laughing, excited that she could play such a trick.
She is like this every day, trying every way she can think of to entertain and anesthetize herself, not letting herself be idle, as soon as she is idle, she will be immersed in the endless thoughts of Brother Da Niu.
She dragged the ghost behind her, circled around the floor in the house, and at first she was still giggling, walking and walking, her nose was sore, and tears gushed out.
In the middle of her moment, she gave the ghost a chance to buffer. The ghost took advantage of the momentum to get up, and at once pounced on her from behind, crushing her to the bottom of him, and choking her by the neck, almost suffocating her......