With the sound of these footsteps, it was the master who taught Chen Xuan's ventriloquist today.

Closed Moon is one of the four leaders of the Drunken Red Mansion, only twenty-five years old, extremely charming and charming, just her sparkling four-colored phoenix eyes can seduce the souls of countless men, not to mention the small eagle nose.

If this eagle nose grows on other women, I am afraid it will make people fearful, but when it grows on her, it adds a bit of charm, and her two bright red lips are not to say, those who have tried it will know the taste.

"Sisters, what Sister Shuyue wants to teach today is the 'ventriloquism' that fascinates all men, you have to learn by heart, watch by heart, and remember by heart. The warm and charming voice of the closed moon was like a yellow warbler crying in her ears, and the girls were dizzy and itchy in their hearts.

In the fragrance pavilion, the sun is not dry, the crispy fragrance is full of face, and the breeze blows through the ends of the hair, bringing the fragrance of carrots, mixed with the fragrance of the room, giving people a light and comfortable feeling.

"The ventriloquist we want to learn is a trick summarized and compiled by our grandgrandma Lingyue, and with this trick, grandma Taizu has won the hearts of countless merry and talented people......"

Chen Xuan held a carrot in his mouth, listened carefully to the story of his grandmother, and listened to Chen Xuan's stunned for a moment, wait a minute, Grandma Tai Lingyue? This name is so familiar, it seems to ...... I seem to have heard it somewhere.

Chen Xuan was stunned for a while and came back to his senses, because the female singer who didn't listen well in class would be punished.

"This set of ventriloquist techniques caters to the number of nine days, a total of nine nine and eighty-one moves, each move is wonderful, if the sisters can pass one and a half moves, they can capture the hearts of most men. ”

Speaking of this, Shuyue paused, as if remembering something, the slender willow eyebrows suddenly wrinkled, and her eyes dimmed.

"Grandma Wuyao has already set the rules of the door, and all the tricks in the technique are only passed on to one person per generation, and the rest of the people can only learn half of them, so now in our drunken red mansion, only I know all about these eighty-one tricks, and the rest of the sisters only know one of them but not the other. ”

The introduction of the closed moon made the ventriloquist left by the grandmother seem very mysterious, and the female singers present were all excited about it, as if they were about to get a supreme martial arts.

After saying a few encouraging words, Closed Moon clapped her hands, "Okay, sisters, put down the carrots first, and we will kowtow to Grandma Taizu for the entrance ceremony, and after the entrance ceremony, you can officially start learning this set of techniques." ”

After that, the closing moon took the women to the front hall of the Wenxiang Pavilion.

In the front hall of Wenxiang Pavilion, there are no special furnishings, only a portrait rolled up and hung on the wall.

Closed Moon stepped forward and gently pulled down the portrait scroll.

As the portrait unfolded, a fairy-like and beautiful woman appeared in front of the women: white skin like jade, long black and shiny hair, beautiful eyebrows like a crescent moon, eyes as bright as stars, delicate and beautiful nose bridge, and bright red cherry lips......

Although there is only a portrait in front of her, it is so vivid that it seems that the person in the painting is standing in front of her so vividly, and she can see that the soul of the person is about to be taken away.

After observing for a long time, Chen Xuan said with envy and sigh: "Grandma Taizu is really a fairy-like person, but unfortunately she passed away." ”

Closed Yue didn't understand Chen Xuan's words at first, but then looked at the portrait and smiled lightly: "Who said that Grandma Tai died?"

"Isn't it?" Chen Xuan was very puzzled, "In terms of generation, grandma Taizu, Grandma Lie, Grandma Tian, Grandma Gao, great-grandma, grandma, grandmother, and mother are the last ...... of our generation."

Before Chen Xuan finished speaking, the silver bell-like laughter echoed in the entire Wenxiang Pavilion, looking at the sisters who laughed into flowers, Chen Xuan was not smiling, and the corners of his mouth were half open in the air.

"Sister Bijin was distracted when she was listening to the class. ”

"Not only was I distracted, but I also offended my grandmother. ”

It turned out that in the time when Chen Xuan was distracted, Closed Moon had already introduced them to the age of the grandmother, the current cultivation, the current Taoist couple, and the place of life.

Chen Xuan's heart tightened, and he secretly said that it was not good, if he didn't say it, he wouldn't have it, but now he is a taboo.

Thinking of this, Chen Xuan immediately knelt on the ground with soft knees, tears welled up in his eyes, his face was ashamed, and after a coquettish chok, he begged for mercy with a tone of three points of trembling, three points of shyness, and four points of fear, "Sister Closed Moon, like brocade...... Woo, Bijin knows that he is wrong, he really knows that he is wrong, Sister Shuyue, you are the best for Bijin, for the sake of Bijin's first offense, you will spare Bijin this time......"

Closed Yue smiled and helped Chen Xuan up, "Sister, don't be afraid, Grandma Taizu has not asked about the Drunken Red Mansion for a hundred years, even if I am lucky enough to meet, I am afraid that Grandma Taizu will not recognize us as granddaughters, but it is the rule of Drunken Red Mansion to be punished for making mistakes, no one can make an exception, today I will punish you for your sisters to demonstrate." ”

Do you demonstrate...... Chen Xuan's cheeks were suddenly red with shame.

After worshipping Grandma Taizu, the girls returned to the lobby again.

"Ventriloquism is a way to make men love you more and cherish you more, and when performing this technique, you must have the concept of 'this carrot is so cute, cute and want to kiss it', otherwise there is only pain and no happiness! ”

As soon as Chen Xuan heard the word punishment, he immediately shivered, and finally floated in front of Closed Moon under the gaze of all the female singers.

The carrot in Closed Moon's hand has been carefully carved, whether it is the demeanor or the state, it is so lifelike.

Looking at the radish in front of him, thinking that it was the torture instrument that was going to punish him, Chen Xuan couldn't help but close his eyes in fear, not daring to look at it squarely, "Sister Closed Moon, this is ...... It's also too torturous. ”

Closed Moon touched Chen Xuan's head softly, and said: "As the daughter of our drunken Red Mansion, it is my duty to serve guests, this service is to make others happy, and the other is to serve this baby to be happy, if you don't even dare to look at it now, how will you serve it in the future?"

Hearing this, Chen Xuan gritted his teeth and opened his eyes, staring at the finely carved radish with a bitter gourd face as if he was hateful, as if he had made some big determination, and stared at it without blinking.

Closed Moon was amused by Chen Xuan's action, and covered her nose and smiled: "As long as you treat it with a normal heart, you don't have to do it deliberately, besides, if you understand the wonderfulness of it in the future, you will like this thing, not like this." ”

"Come, eat all this carrot, and eat nothing left. ”

"Woo!" Chen Xuan whimpered, only to feel that the carrot went directly to his throat, and his throat was stimulated by the carrot, and his stomach suddenly churned.

When a person vomits, the throat will open.

That is, in the gap where Chen Xuan's throat was open, Closed Moon fed Chen Xuan the carrot in his hand vigorously.

"Woo......" Chen Xuan is no longer acting this time, but really crying, tears keep dripping, and the whole person looks extremely painful.

Even so, Closed Moon did not stop what she was doing, and continued to demonstrate to everyone the wrong way to eat turnips.

A quarter of an hour, two quarters of an hour, three quarters of an hour, half an hour!

"Sister Shuyue, even if Sister Rujin makes a big mistake, you don't have to treat her like this. ”

"yes, it's been half an hour. ”

Seeing that it was almost over, the closing moon let go of Chen Xuan, who had already cried into tears.

This is the wrong way to eat carrots. ”