Judge Fang swallowed his saliva with difficulty, feeling that what he had just said was a joke.

What is difficult for the yamen, what can't afford to support, in front of a local tyrant like Lu Yan, it is simply humiliating.

Of course, he was still pleasantly surprised in his heart, the new Chenghuang had enough incense, and he could naturally get it light, and you didn't see that because the incense in the Chenghuang Temple was greatly reduced, his life was getting worse and worse.

"Since I'm here, it's naturally different from before, all the ghosts are rewarding January incense, where is Li Dao?" Lu Yan commanded.

"The little one is in"

Li Dao's spirits perked up, and it was finally time for him, in the past, he was not even a ghost, but this time he was finally going to develop.

Lu Yan smiled and ordered: "In the future, you will be responsible for statistics and distribution." After a pause, he continued: "As for you, then temporarily serve as a ghost official and be in charge of the Yamen case." ”

"Little Obedience"

Li Dao smiled bitterly and agreed, don't look at Chenghuang let him be in charge of the distribution of Yulu, the documents in the yamen, in fact, in the final analysis, he is still the ghost servant of the master.

The right to be nameless, the name is not to be named!

In fact, Lu Yan is also very helpless, it stands to reason that a county city god should be assisted by six Cao like the county city god's mansion, similar to a small court.

It can be that the incense in Xiao County is not prosperous, and the previous city gods have not set up this kind of department, and most of them are done by Gong Cao Shenshen himself.

"That's it, you can disperse and finish what I told you as soon as possible. ”

Lu Yan waved his hand and drank away from the ghosts, what he had was incense, open supply, how could there be no reason to do something.

As the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, and with incense in hand, even gods are controlled in the palm of their hands.

Looking outside the yamen, I don't know what happened to Jia Xiuxian over there, and when he knew that he couldn't absorb the incense offered by the toilet temple, what kind of expression should he have.

In a good mood, he stepped out of the Chenghuang Yamen, he had left enough incense, and Deng Guang, Dou Jianye, and Li Dao helped him choose ghosts and Yin soldiers.

The rest is just waiting, and as for doing it yourself, there is no need at all.

All the authority of the gods lies in themselves, not to mention that he has mastered the incense and the Yin soldiers, and is not afraid of any challenge at all.

When I went out of the Chenghuang Yamen, I happened to see a couplet at the door.

"Shanglian: There are three in the yang world, and it is up to you to accumulate good and evil;

Downlink: Throughout the ages, who has been let go of the underworld.

Heng Pi: You're here. ”

After a moment of silence, the couplet will be replaced, not that the writing is bad, but that there are too many people who use it, and some of them are vulgar.

With a wave of his hand, two red lights flew out, and a new couplet appeared on both sides of the yamen.

"Uplink; To be a man must be based on his conscience, on the fifteenth day of the first month, why use you to burn incense and light candles;

Downlink: If you do things reasonably, three watches in the middle of the night, beware of my iron chain steel fork. ”

Nodding with satisfaction, he turned around and disappeared, returning to the bathroom god domain.

The familiar environment is always reassuring, and the evil spirits are monitoring the men's and women's toilets in the county, which he does with relish.

Xu Cheng is still carefully carving the divine sword, and according to his requirements, the original position in the Bagua Jade must be restored on the divine sword.

Not only did it have to recalculate the direction, but it also had to be accurately carved on the divine sword, which was a big project that could not be completed in ten days and a half months.

The artifact computer is always exchanging information with the god, and has begun to help him answer the prayers of believers.

"Believers burn incense and pray, all they ask is the response of the gods, although the gods can also respond, but the gods have limited energy, and they can take care of a few people, and the artifact computer is different, not only can it automatically reply, because it can be automatically analyzed, and the reply prayer is more accurate. ”

A smile appeared on Lu Yan's face, the artifact computer had replaced some of the functions of the divine position, which could absorb and store incense, and could also reply to the prayers of believers and give divine power.

At present, he is also the city god, and he can even integrate the blessing and longevity increase in the judge's hands into the artifact computer.

However, Judge Fang is still quite humble at the moment, and it is better not to freeze his authority for the time being.

Before I knew it, I came to the shower room, pushed open the window, and the air-conditioned room was full of liquefied incense.

"Hey, why do you feel like the air-conditioned room has gotten bigger?"

Lu Yan was a little surprised, it stands to reason that the space is only for two air conditioners, and the area is not large, and now at least four air conditioners can be placed.

It's more than doubled, it's incredible.

Hurriedly turned around and shouted, "Xu Cheng, have you noticed that the air-conditioned room has become bigger?"

"What's so strange about this? The Divine Domain is already malleable, so it's no wonder that you pile up so much incense there, and the space doesn't change too much. ”

Xu Cheng didn't raise his head, it seemed that the question asked by Lu Yan was very unnutritious, and he continued to carve innate gossip.

Hearing her words, Lu Yan was stunned, as if he understood something, but he didn't seem to understand anything.

He understands what Xu Cheng said, but this is a bathroom, and it is completely incompatible with the rules of the outside world, and he has tested it countless times, and his divine power cannot change the rules of the bathroom.

Unless it's a problem with the air-conditioned room.

"The air-conditioned room is isolated outside, not as stable as the inside of the bathroom, and under the continuous influence of incense, it is easy to become a half-material and half-illusory special existence. ”

The more Lu Yan thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, so he couldn't bear the excitement in his heart and began to study it.

On the other hand, the first thing the new Jia Xiuxian, the god of the seven-grade toilet, did after returning to the toilet god yamen was to give a big reward to win people's hearts.

Sitting on the Taishi chair, Jia Xiuxian's heart was full of pride, and from now on, he could be regarded as a prince on one side.

His eyes looked at the ghost who was kneeling on the ground, although he had never operated how to subdue him, he had long been familiar with other Chenghuang operations for decades.

It is nothing more than showing his kindness first, and then being strict, as time goes by, the ghost will naturally return to his heart, and who dares to provoke his majesty.

Immediately smiled and said: "You abandon the Chenghuang Yamen to follow me, and you know the situation, as we all know, the Chenghuang Yamen has long become an empty shelf, and Lu Yan will not be able to do it long before he will step down, and you will also be implicated." ”

All the ghosts laughed, the ghosts are old and good, they are all old ghosts, how can they not understand, and immediately complimented in unison.

Jia Xiuxian was happy to hear this, and said with some pain: "You have to give up the darkness and turn to the light, I heard that Yang Ling has been in arrears for the third month of the month on the grounds of insufficient incense?"

At this he slammed the table and shouted, "How can there be such a reason, since you have come to my hands, then each of you will be rewarded with three months' salary." ”

"Thank you, sir", all the ghosts are very happy.

"Hmm"

Jia Xiuxian nodded reservedly, and began to use the divine position to communicate with believers from all over the world, preparing to receive incense as a reward.

It's just that gradually, his face showed an expression of surprise, and there was not a trace of incense in his divine position sense.

"It's strange, I can sense all the temples and latrines that worship the toilet god in the whole county, why is there no incense? Could it be that believers everywhere still think that the toilet god is Lu Yan, so the incense is wasted?"

Jia Xiuxian only then discovered the seriousness of the problem, what he fancied was the rich supply of incense from the toilet god, how could he maintain it if there was no incense!