Chapter 315: Nasty Walking Cornices
Shangguan Peng rode a horse to the restaurant, this sassy and heroic appearance, coupled with the white horse under the crotch, Xiao Er enthusiastically led the horse, "This master, please come inside." β
Shangguan Peng turned over and dismounted, walked into the restaurant, it was not too busy, walked to the table by the window and sat down, naturally there was Xiao Erle to serve, ordered the wine and food, Shangguan Peng looked out the window, few women appeared on the street, even if there were, they wrapped themselves tightly and impermeable, so they left an eye outside.
When Xiao Er was serving, he saw Shangguan Peng placing a small ingot of silver on the edge of the table, and asked with a smile on his face, "Master, what do you command?" β
"What's wrong in the city, it's so deserted, you can't see women on the streets. β
Xiao Er looked around and said in a low voice, " Lord, you just came to us, recently in the city to pick up flower thieves, what is called butterfly love flower, there have been a lot of good people's daughters have been ruined, the nearby martial arts people have come to run, clamoring to eliminate harm for the people, this group of people is worse than butterfly love flowers, butterfly love flowers are beautiful women, these people on the street as long as they see a little bit of beauty women will follow people, said to follow the vine to find butterfly love flowers, now the big girls and little daughters-in-law in the city are afraid to go out, our business is also difficult to do, you see this is the meal, our restaurant is also one of the best in the city is not seatedγ β
Shangguan Peng looked at Xiao Er and moved the silver a little, and Xiao Er happily grabbed the silver and stuffed it into his arms, "Master, you use it slowly, if you have anything, just say hello." β
In the final analysis, it is still the power of these reckless people, no matter how powerful the flower thief is, the small civilian household has no effect, the beautiful women are married to the rich, the genetic inheritance, the probability of a beautiful woman or a large family is high, and the small family is basically not worried about the flower thief, and you have to study the psychology of the flower thief, the more prominent the goal, the more accomplished.
After finishing the meal, Shangguan Peng found a clean inn to stay, and had nothing to do in the afternoon, so he was bored in the room reading a book, but he recalled the "Zhuangzi" he had read in his previous life with his memory, and he was happy to splash ink and write down the whole Zhuangzi silently.
Dinner at the inn at night, early rest, this night does not stop, from Shangguan Peng's head to the pillow, the roof is like a mouse, a person will pass, a person will pass.
Annoyed Shangguan Peng, the good mood in the afternoon was all angry, Shangguan Peng stared at the roof with wide eyes, and silently recited in his mouth, "There is a fish in the North Hell, its name is Kun, and it turns into a bird, its name is Peng, and the Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is." β
Just memorized such kung fu, and three more people passed on the roof, Shangguan Peng was angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of the gall. I got dressed, walked into the yard, turned over and went up to the roof, took a bench and sat on the roof and waited.
Sure enough, after a while, another person came over, and flew to Shangguan Peng's side from another roof, and when he saw Shangguan Peng, he asked, "Brother, don't you go to catch butterflies and love flowers, why are you sitting here in a daze." β
Shangguan Peng stood up and beckoned to him, this buddy walked in front of Shangguan Peng, Shangguan Peng grabbed his collar as soon as he grabbed him, turned his fingers into a sword, and instantly closed his seven big holes, and then the big ear scraper greeted his face vigorously, and said while pumping, "What am I in a daze, Lao Tzu tells you, I can't sleep in peace, what is the place where you are on the roof, is it the city gate, one will pass a person, one will pass a person, let you disturb Lao Tzu's sleep, so that you have a way not to go to the roof." β
After a while, this guy called Shangguan Peng a pig's head, and finally Shangguan Peng kicked this guy far away, it didn't matter if he was dead or alive, after kicking away, Shangguan Peng continued to sit on the bench and wait for the rabbit.
After a while, there was another annoying guy, carrying heavy weapons, light and poor, breaking a few tiles with one foot, but he liked to fly the eaves and walk on the wall, and saw Shangguan Peng sitting on the roof, and came to him, "Brother, what are you doing here, is there a situation in this inn, I want you to squat here." β
The distance between the two was extremely short, Shangguan Peng made a lightning shot, clicked five or six times in a row, sealed his internal force, and then called out again, "Light skills are so poor, you won't practice well, aren't people's roofs built with money, you have to step on them, step by step, step by step, don't sleep well at night, what do you come out to wave, you won't walk if you have a road, you have to go to the roof to be embarrassed, it's over." β
Then it was another big foot, and he drove this unlucky guy out, and he must have gone out of the sideline, Shangguan Peng didn't see where it fell, and he heard the heavy sound of landing and a miserable scream.
After slapping the two people, Shangguan Peng's mood was much better, and the evil fire just now was vented a lot, Shangguan Peng sat on the bench, took out the wine, and drank a little wine while waiting for someone to beg for a mouth.
Shangguan Peng's little wine was happy, and sure enough, someone came again, and the person who came saw Shangguan Peng sitting on the bench, enjoying the wine, very comfortable, and walked in front of Shangguan Peng in three steps and two steps.
"You're still going to enjoy it, it's nice to have a little wine in the evening. Saying that, this guy sat next to Shangguan Peng, and he also wanted to drink some wine.
Of course, Shangguan Peng understood what he meant, but he didn't hand him the wine in his hand, but tilted his head over, "You say, just wandering around at night, can you find Butterfly Love Flower." β
"It's one thing to find it or not, it's another thing to find it or not, just join in the fun, maybe you can make a little fortune." This guy laughed obscenely and stretched out his hand to the wine jar in Shangguan Peng's hand.
Shangguan Peng shook his arm and dodged the thief who wanted to rub the wine, "Then why do you have to run around on the roof, in case the butterfly flower lover is walking on the road in a regular manner, you are on the roof, doesn't this make you look more like a flower thief." β
"Look at you as a layman, flower thieves from ancient times to the present, which one is not a snitch, the ladies all live in the embroidery building, how to enter the embroidery building if you don't fly. Give me two sips of your wine. "This thing never forgets the wine in Shangguan Peng's hand.
Shangguan Peng handed over the wine jar, took advantage of this guy's hands to take the wine jar, and poked him in the chest seven or eight times, at that time, this guy couldn't move, his body couldn't move, and he could still speak, and said in horror, "Are you a butterfly love flower?"
"Butterfly, you grandmother, Lao Tzu wants to sleep, you are especially scurrying around on the roof, just like you bear, can't you see the butterfly love flower, won't people be guarded, if he is as stupid as you, he can't spoil those big girls and little daughters-in-law, stupid." After Shangguan Peng finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves, and slapped one mouth after another, until he couldn't see the appearance of a person.
Shangguan Peng took back the wine jar from his hand and took a sip, "Even you dare to catch a thief, if you want to catch it, how disgusting and frustrating the thief is." Walk you. β
After saying that, there was another kick, and a perfect parabola crossed the air, and then there was a scream, even more miserable than the one just now.
That's it, in the first half of the night, Shangguan Peng fanned seven or eight people who walked on the cornice, and it was strange to say that no one came to find the back account.