Chapter 313: It's really rich that can make ghosts grind
The shopkeeper still couldn't help laughing, and this Chen Tuan ancestor was also very strange, and immediately stopped laughing, stared at the shopkeeper with a strange look, and asked, "You old man, why can't you stop laughing?......!"
The shopkeeper covered his stomach, pointed at the crowd with a smile with his hand, and shook his head for a while: "If you wait for these monkeys to mess with garlic, and want to use that little bit of material benefits, you want to invite this fairy-like character? This is not a big joke and what is it? I am laughing at you and waiting for foolishness, laughing at you for waiting for madness, laughing at you and waiting for sentient beings not to have long eyes!"
Then he looked back at the ancestor, and couldn't help but laugh "hahaha" non-stop, laughing enough, and finally said: "Just because that person has such skills, if you want to give birth to a little evil thoughts, the things under the sky, for him, are really like the things that go to the bag, and do you need to wait for them?!"
When the ancestor heard the words of the shopkeeper, he was stunned, don't look at this person as the owner of the restaurant, he may see all the things in this world clearly, and it is not easy to be true!
At that moment, he gave the shopkeeper a thumbs up, which made the shopkeeper blush and heartbeat, and hurriedly bowed and said with a smile: "Oh, old Tao, I'm a bit of a class today, with you old fairy-like figure here, how can I speak, really!" followed by a burst of stamping and laughing.
"Yes, I've made you right, the old fairy of Black Tiger Ridge will be rare for these mundane things you are waiting for, you really look down on him! He will definitely not go! You better dispel this unrealistic idea!" The woodcutter also followed and mocked the guys.
The crowd was teased by the words of the two of them, and their faces were red and their necks were thick, and they were uncomfortable.
Looking at the ancestor again, he seemed to be in deep thought, and the woodcutter naturally said with some puzzlement: "Master, is there any hesitation in this? That Youzhou is that desert and bitter cold place, and you don't know what kind of person Liu Rengong is." The people of Youzhou have really been living in that misery for the past few years! We can't even go there if we are killed!"
What is this all about? Everyone was so confused by the conversation between the two that it seemed that the second monk was confused!
But the leader who led everyone, after all, was the one who traveled south and north to see a lot of things, and his mind was lively.
reacted immediately, his eyes widened, his lips trembled, his face turned red, and he said in surprise: "Is it really that there is nowhere to find the iron shoes of the waves, and it takes no effort to get them?"
As he spoke, he hurriedly stepped forward, bowed to the old ancestor of Chen and said: "I am clumsy in the lower eye, I don't know the gold and jade, it turns out that the old fairy is by my side, and I will bow down next!"
Then he knelt on the ground with a plop, knocked his head three times with a bang, and couldn't stop saying: "Under the order of Liu Rengong, the envoy of Lu Longjun's festival, I have come to invite the old gods to go to Youzhou City for a gathering." At that time, he boasted in front of the envoy of the festival, and he would definitely be able to invite the old fairy to go, and now he hopes that the old fairy is sympathetic to the next, and a sincere heart ...... come from thousands of miles away!"
It was really a word that woke up the person in the dream, and everyone and the shopkeeper stared at the ancestor in front of them with wide eyes of horror.
They never dreamed that they would meet here and in this way.
Seeing that the head kept kowtowing, which one dared to slack off, one after the other, knelt in front of the ancestor.
shouted in unison: "Old fairy, old fairy! Alasββ! you see that everyone has traveled thousands of miles, trekking through mountains and rivers, and working tirelessly, please move your body and go to Youzhou for a walk, and also make Liu Rengong Liu Lord that welcome heart and expectation!"
The woodcutter not only looked up to the sky and laughed, but then said sarcastically: "One by one, they are really daydreaming, wishful thinking!"
But before his words landed, the ancestor waved his hand and said, "Get up, I promise to go with you!"
His words are not like a thunderbolt on a sunny day for this woodcutter and that shopkeeper, but for the people kneeling on the ground, it is simply the night of candles in the cave room, and when the gold list is inscribed, the last time is that he meets his old acquaintance in a foreign country.
The crowd rushed to the ground, cheering and jumping, and some of them hugged each other and wept.
They were so excited, this impossible thing had come true in their hands! Can they not cheer, can they not be happy!
The shopkeeper turned around and walked down in a huff. He never dreamed that this worldly master would be moved by this material benefit, what an incredible thing?
The shopkeeper who had been staying down there, not daring to come up, but had been concerned about the movement above, saw the shopkeeper walking down from the upper floor, hurriedly stepped forward, and said with concern: "I said shopkeeper, what is going on, when will they leave this group of bandits?"
The shopkeeper was not angry at this time, Xiao Er unexpectedly blocked his way, this anger did not hit one place, and he shoved the little two hard, and scolded and scolded: "Stay out of the way, this good dog is not in the way, won't you go up to see it yourself!"
This little two was scolded like this, a little inexplicable, what is this called? What's wrong today? This is not the usual store??
He must have been beaten up there like he had just done below, otherwise he wouldn't be the goosebumpy person on weekdays.
The more Xiao Er thought about it, the more he wondered, he didn't dare to squeak anymore, and saw the shopkeeper return to his room, and with a "bang", he slammed the door shut.
Xiao Er's mouth not only muttered: "What kind of madness is this today?!"
Suddenly, he heard bursts of singing and laughter from the upstairs, and he was so angry that he also stomped his feet and scolded, "A group of neurotics!"
Immediately after, he returned to his room and was sullen.
You don't care about the quality of your business, how fucking old am I? I don't care about it! Who is afraid?!
The woodcutter, who was still staying upstairs, touched Master's head with his hand and said uneasily, "Master, are you awake now?"
The old ancestor pulled his hand vigorously, "What are you doing? When I am mentally ill? I am awake! And everyone in the world is drunk, but I am the only one who is awake!"
After saying this, he amused himself, and laughed heartily "hahaha".
The woodcutter's eyes widened, looking at the day and night, and today, there was suddenly some strange master, not only wondering in his heart whether all the teachings he had received in the past were all wrong, could it really be that money can make the ghost grind ......?