Chapter 59 Central Surveillance (Jianghu Emergency)
Unconsciously raised his right hand and looked at the flower in his hand, with a smile on his face.
Although I don't know what the other side flower is for, I know that it is definitely a treasure when I see Li Muzhi risking the danger to come and steal it.
Although he didn't know, there were people under him who understood, and the role of Xu Cheng at this time was not reflected.
looked up to look for Xu Cheng, but saw Xu Cheng and the evil ghost staring at him dumbfounded, their eyes full of surprise and fear.
"What's wrong with you?"
Lu Yan was puzzled, and he suddenly realized when he glanced at the vanity mirror next to him.
I'm afraid that they saw the battle process just now through the vanity mirror, and they are shocked by his fighting methods.
Just as he was about to explain, he didn't expect Xu Cheng to speak first, and the jade fingers pointing at him trembled slightly.
"You're putting on people's heads!"
Thinking of the battle process just now, Xu Cheng felt hairy all over his body, and when he was looking for the treasure he dreamed of, he was suddenly put on the top of his head with a basin.
His face was completely covered with feces and urine, and he even forced people to eat it.
I shudder to think about it!
What kind of person is this who can do such a horrible thing!
"What's this? Since it's a life-and-death struggle, it's natural to do everything!"
Lu Yan didn't care, it was a battle of life and death, as long as he could win, did it matter what means he used?
Xu Cheng was silent, although it was reasonable to use any means in the battle, but it was too ...... to deduct I did it next!
looked at the flower in Lu Yan's hand, and sighed secretly in his heart.
explained: "You want to ask the role of the other side of the flower, the other side of the flower is more in the Yellow Spring, I have seen it when passing through the Yellow Spring Road, there are many Yin soldiers guarding next to it, it should be a rare treasure, as for the use, I don't know, only know that it is related to reincarnation." ”
"Oh?"
Lu Yan looked helplessly at the flower in his hand, which was another useless treasure.
Casually opened the drawer and put the flower on the other side and the gossip jade of Xu Cheng together.
Closing the drawer, Lu Yan sighed secretly and began to review the harvest of the first battle of Fengshan.
The first is to kill Feng Yuankui, remove a big threat for himself, and also obtain the merit of the underworld.
The second is to kill Li Muzhi with the hands of the ghost general, which drew an end to the grievances between himself and Li Muzhi.
Finally, it's the other flower, and I don't know what the use is.
In addition to these, there are also shortcomings that have been exposed through this battle.
That is, there is more defense than enough attack.
The means of defense include the illusory smoke that was not used this time, which can be turned into a colored barrier to protect the body.
As for the means of attack, in addition to the divine power attack, there seems to be only one pot.
But now that he is a seven-rank ghost god, he can't always give people pots in the future when he fights, and it's not good to spread it!
Looking up at Xu Ying, the strange, disgusted gaze was very uncomfortable, as if he had done something amazing.
A little annoyed in his heart, didn't he just deduct Li Muzhi once, is it necessary to react so much!
I accidentally turned around and saw the picture in the dresser, and suddenly noticed it in my heart.
"Ahem"
Lu Yan cleared his throat, beckoned Xu Cheng and the evil ghost to come over, pointed to the dressing mirror and ordered: "Through the experience just now, I suddenly thought of one thing, since the dressing mirror can monitor the outside world, as a toilet god, it is natural to think about the believers. ”
"What do you want to do?"
Xu Cheng saw the strange smile on Lu Yan's face, and a premonition that something bad suddenly rose in his heart.
Soon, her hunch became a reality.
Lu Yan muttered: "I am the god of the toilet, naturally I want to protect the safety of believers, when believers worship me, there will be some kind of connection with my god, I can remotely contact the believers' toilets, for the safety of believers I decided to establish a latrine monitoring system." ”
In order to make it easier for the two ghosts to understand, the picture constantly flashed in the dressing mirror, which was the scene in the toilets of the people all over Pei County.
Some of the latrines are empty, and some of them are being latrines, some men and some women.
Lu Yan continued to instruct: "I instruct you to monitor the latrines of believers every day, and if there is an extraordinary force that threatens the safety of believers, you must notify me immediately. ”
"What? You want us to look at the toilets through the vanity mirror?"
Xu Cheng's face was full of shock, she couldn't keep up with Lu Yan's brain circuit, and the way he protected believers was to peep into the toilet.
It's unreasonable!
Which believer believes in Lu Yan and has fallen for eight lifetimes of blood mold!
"What's the problem? What's wrong with monitoring the latrine? Is it important to be safe or to be looked at a few times, not to mention that you are not ordinary people!"
Lu Yan explained with a smile, and asked rhetorically: "All the immortals can see the nearby latrines and even bedrooms, do you think they will be bored to peep into other people's toilets or sexual affairs?"
"But...... But ......"
Xu Cheng was dumbfounded, although he intuitively felt that what Lu Yan said was crooked, but he couldn't find a reason to refute it.
It is true that anyone with mana can secretly see others go to the toilet, but no one does this, and the gods are not so boring.
But let her monitor the latrine, she couldn't do it anyway, thinking of that picture, the red glow spread from her cheeks to her earlobes.
resolutely refused: "No, I can't do this, there is a difference between men and women, you might as well kill me if you let me help you watch the surveillance!"
"That's it!"
Lu Yan groaned, if Xu Cheng really didn't want to, he couldn't force the other party to do this.
After thinking about it, he really thought of an idea, and said sincerely to Xu Cheng: "This matter is indeed my inconsiderate consideration, so let's do it, you will monitor the women's toilet, and the evil ghost will monitor the men's toilet, what do you think?"
Xu Cheng thought about it, this is not unacceptable, not to mention that there is nothing to do in this strange god domain every day, and it is also a good thing to be able to see the outside world.
immediately nodded silently, acquiescing to Lu Yan's arrangement.
"Okay, that's it"
Lu Yan's consciousness moved, and the picture in the dressing mirror was divided into two, with the picture in the men's toilet on the left and the picture in the women's toilet on the right.
He set up a voice command system for the two of them, as long as they shouted to stop, the above would freeze, and it could also go backwards, playback, etc., and the function of monitoring in the previous life could be realized here.
Xu Cheng looked at the picture in front of her and suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, she wasn't shocked by the function of the vanity mirror, she felt that it was Lu Yan's approach that couldn't cry or laugh.
The left is the men's toilet, and the right is the women's toilet, but a vanity mirror is only how big, and as long as you move your eyes slightly, you can't see the picture next to you.
The mouth wants to speak and stops, and the words that are rejected in the mouth are not said in the end.
With her understanding of Lu Yan, as long as she dared to say the reason, Lu Yan would say why she was looking at the picture next to her.
As long as the heart is like stopping water, isn't it?
Rather than being humiliated by Lu Yan, it is better to pretend not to see it, so as not to bring humiliation on yourself.
With her head down, she walked over to the vanity mirror and began her job, leaning to the side of the toilet so as not to see the scene in the men's bathroom.
It's just that his face is extremely painful.