Lan Tiezhu said: "When I was young, I liked to eat powdered abalone, but when I was old, I liked to eat black fungus. ”

Shen Tianqi: "!!"

I'm Nima!

Is there an end?

Shen Tianqi regretted it a little, although this blue iron pillar has good strength, there are many thieves!

MD！

How is this old man different from other old men?

Other old men are mature and stable at your age, and they have a lot of experience.

And you, an old man, are just five words: too TM can BB.

The image is shattered!

Shen Tianqi finally couldn't help but say, "Lao Tie, are you thirsty?"

Lan Tiezhu's heart warmed, is the Emperor of Heaven caring about himself?

"Uh-huh, I'm thirsty. Lan Tiezhu said, "I moisten my throat..."

"Well, then keep thirsty. ”

Shen Tianqi said.

Blue Iron Pillar: "???"

The blue pillar fell into deep thought...

......

Along the way, in order to prevent Lan Tiezhu from nagging, it was replaced by Shen Tianqi's non-stop nagging.

"Lao Tie, do you know what 666 means?"

"Lao Tie, do you eat skewers with beer?"

"Lao Tie, do you know that Sprite and fried chicken go best together in winter?"

"Lao Tie, do you know how delicious Lao Gan Ma's instant noodles are?"

"Lao Tie, do you know what Xiu'er means?"

"Lao Tie, do you know how many people who read this novel are single dogs?"

“...”

Facing Shen Tianqi's nagging, although Lan Tiezhu felt very annoyed, his face showed that he was very interested.

With the wisdom full of melon seeds in his brain, he finally moved the Emperor of Heaven and opened the heart of the Emperor of Heaven!

I'm such a smart guy!

Although it sounds very annoying to me at the moment, but the Emperor of Heaven is also very tired of talking about this, right?

Be considerate!

Unconsciously, Shen Tianqi also said that his mouth was dry, and his throat and eyes were smoking.

Shen Tianqi felt that they were almost hurting each other at this moment, and at this time, Lan Tiezhu continued:

"Lord Heavenly Emperor~"

"Do you know what it feels like to have more water versus less water?"

Shen Tianqi: "!!"

I'm Nima!

What the hell have I done!

Shen Tianqi was about to cry, but fortunately, at this time, they also arrived at the Moonlight Clan.

When he saw the Moonlight Clan, Shen Tianqi was moved!

It's finally here!

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, how did you conquer the Moonlight Clan Patriarch?"

Lan Tiezhu asked.

Shen Tianqi didn't want to talk to him more at the moment, or rather, his throat and eyes were already smoking at this moment, and he was really too lazy to speak.

Lan Tiezhu pondered, and once again turned his wise head...

Oh!

I'm enlightened!

Lord Heavenly Emperor was hinting that he was cautious in his words and deeds, after all, this was someone else's territory, and the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan was his wife, so he couldn't be too rampant.

You have to be steady, so that the image of the Emperor of Heaven will be more noble and stable.

Wow!

The Emperor of Heaven is too witty!

He told me in silence!

Move the world!

If Shen Tianqi knew Lan Tiezhu's inner thoughts at this moment, he would definitely hit him with a big mouth, "Just what you think about TM!"

After entering the Moonlight Clan, Dumb came to Shen Tianqi drunk and full of alcohol, and patted Shen Tianqi on the shoulder, "I... I'm really a witty guy. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

was baffled by Dumb's action, but felt the smell of alcohol on Dumb's body.

"Why are you drinking?"

Shen Tianqi asked.

"Because..."

"Because..."

Dumb's voice became smaller and smaller, Shen Tianqi lowered his head to listen, and Dumb suddenly said loudly:

"Because you're a shit. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Blue Iron Pillar: "!!"

Shocked!

How dare you scold the Emperor of Heaven for being stupid?

What to do, what to do?

Should I do something about it?

Like rushing forward and giving her a big mouth?

Forget it, let's see what the expression of the Emperor of Heaven is?

Hey?

The Emperor of Heaven is not angry?

Let's wait and see.

Anyway, my identity at the moment is a dog's leg...

No, it's a dragon's leg.

Shen Tianqi was a little confused, and he asked, "Dumb, where is your mother?"

"Didn't my mother be eaten by you?"

Dumb said drunkly.

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Blue Iron Pillar: "!!"

Eaten?

It must be the one who eats abalone, eats peaches, eats black fungus!

Uh-huh!

Although I had guessed it a long time ago, it sounded like a good feeling of satisfaction at the moment.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm such a clever ghost!

This girl is called the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan as her mother, so this is the daughter of the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan, right?

Well, I'm so smart, I can guess that.

The Heavenly Emperor didn't even dislike that the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan had a daughter?

Well...

But it's right to think about it, although the child is not the Emperor of Heaven, but the woman is the Emperor of Heaven!

The Emperor of Heaven earns blood!

Shen Tianqi was a little speechless, Dumb had already fainted from sleep at the moment, and fell into Shen Tianqi's arms.

Shen Tianqi came to Gu Moran and Hongyan's room, but saw that many female monks outside the room were drunk and fell to the ground.

"It's a thief!"

"Flower thieves?"

Lan Tiezhu finally couldn't help but say out loud.

Shen Tianqi rolled his eyes, which flower thief dared to enter the Moonlight Clan to pick flowers, then he must be a chrysanthemum.

When the door opened, bottles and cans were scattered on the floor.

"Drink!"

"Happy New Year!"

The patriarch of the Moonlight Clan picked up a jar of wine and touched the jar with Hongyan, and poured it into his mouth, while Gu Moran also poured it drunk.

"Gross!"

The Moonlight Clan Patriarch vomited halfway through drinking, and then coughed violently.

"it!"

"Haven't finished yet?"

"It's slippery, I can't afford to mess with it. ”

At this time, the river god's sentence caught Shen Tianqi's attention, the river god showed half of his body at the door, and when he saw Shen Tianqi, he subconsciously wanted to run away, but was dragged out by the blue iron pillar.

"The Moonlight Clan is all women, why did you come here as a man?

Lan Tiezhu snorted coldly.

"No! I'm not!"

When the river god saw the fierce and vicious appearance of the blue iron pillar, he was instantly stunned and hurriedly said.

"You're not a man?"

Lan Tiezhu was stunned, "I don't believe it, unless you take off your pants to prove your innocence." ”

River God: "???"

"I mean, I'm not a flower thief!"

The river god cried and said, "I have lived here for a thousand years, and I am the river god here. ”

"Oh?"

Lan Tiezhu said: "The Moonlight Clan does not accept men, since you are in the Moonlight Clan, then you are definitely not a man, but you are not like a woman." ”

"Oh!"

"I see!"

"You're unisex, rotten ass. ”

River God: "???"

Lan Tiezhu snorted coldly and said, "Say, what's going on?"

"You are the god of the river, if you dare to lie, I will harmonize you. ”

River God: "......"