Chapter 20 Woe Comes from the Mouth
Looking at the top Wang beauty of the "One Cave Ghost Royal Hook Column" with rich breasts and bee waist, infinite spring love, and charming eyes, Shi Hongzhao's face was on fire.
A pair of Qianqianyu hands lifted the wine bottle high, twisted the waist slightly, and Shanshan moved to Wang Meiren, who commanded Shi Hongzhao, spitting lotus flowers, and called in a coquettish voice: "Hehe, I'm sorry, please ask Master Shi to drink this cup again......!"
Shi Hongzhao felt that these people today were squeezing themselves, drinking well, what the were moths, and they were trying to make a drinking order that they were not good at.
Especially Su Pengji, who stretched his neck and was bound to compare, in front of the top Wang Beauty of "A Cave Ghost", didn't he want to embarrass himself!
In fact, this is Shi Hongzhao's heart.
The drinking order is a drinking game for fun at the banquet, generally one person is elected as the commander, and the rest are ordered to take turns to say poems, couplets or other similar games, and the violator or the negative person is punished for drinking, so it is also called "ordering drinking".
The drinking order is not only to use alcohol to help the fun, but also often accompanied by poems and lyrics, guessing the action of the fan, requiring the person who makes the drinking order agile and witty, literary and talented.
The drinking order is not only an expression of hospitality, but also the result of the art and ingenuity of drinking. It was first born in the Western Zhou Dynasty, completed in the Sui and Tang dynasties, and was popular among scholars.
Today they play the most common and simple "same number", also known as "guessing boxing".
That is, the gesture of a number of fingers in the fingers represents a certain number, after the two people shoot, after the addition must be equal to a certain number, at the same time, each person reports a number, if the number A says is exactly the same as the sum of the added numbers, then the winner is counted, and the loser has to drink.
If the two say the same number, they don't count the winner and start again.
But Shi Hongzhao made a mistake, so he felt that he had lost face in front of Wang Meiren, and the boss was unhappy.
He took the wine bottle and tilted his neck, drank the sixth glass of wine that had been punished, and threw the wine bottle on the table heavily, and his stomach turned upside down.
The Wang Meiren said with some displeasure at the moment: "Yo ——! Master Shi, you are a little unhappy today, are you coming for me......?"
"Oh......!" Shi Hongzhao also realized that his actions just now were ungentlemanly, so he hurriedly hugged Wang Meiren's half-naked, slippery fragrant shoulders, and said with a smile, "Where and where, how dare I offend my heart and soul baby! It's just that I can't drink too much, and some of them drink too much...... My good lady, forgive my husband this time, ......!"
The Wang beauty rolled into Shi Hongzhao's arms, giggled and said: "Oh, my Lord Shi, I have tormented the servant, I will not have this blessing in this life......!
"Oh......" Shi Hongzhao was stunned for a moment, the muscles in his face twitched slightly, his brows furrowed, and then returned to normal.
Everyone followed the play for fun, and no one paid attention to Shi Hongzhao's fleeting subtle changes.
"Come on, come on, come on, come ......on!" Prime Minister Su Pengji won a few handfuls, seeing that he poured wine into Shi Hongzhao's stomach, looking at his goosebumpy face, he was now very refreshed, and he wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue.
When Wang Meiren saw this, she arched out of Shi Hongzhao's arms and took two steps forward, "Yo ——! Master Su, before people are intimate enough, you have disrupted the situation......!"
"Don't come, don't come, it's too stupid, I can't ......!" Shi Hongzhao said in his heart, if he continued, he didn't know how many glasses he would have to drink, and now the wine in his stomach was surging upward, and he waved his hand again and again.
Yan Jinqing, the guest envoy who was sitting under him, pulled the sleeve of his robe: "Something else, something else, Master Shi! With Lord Shi's ingenuity, why not be afraid ......of this carving insect skill!"
As he spoke, he muttered a few words in his ear, and then gestured with his hands.
Everyone saw that this was teaching techniques, and they all felt a little uncomfortable in their hearts, so many people, you will be a man! Qi Zhen said: "Hurry up, hurry up, mislead everyone's ......!"
"Okay, my father-in-law will come ...... soon!" Judging from everyone's attitude, Yan Jinqing saw a little dissatisfaction, so he hurriedly learned Wang Meiren's voice and played a round.
Everyone laughed when they heard his strange voice, which was neither male nor female.
Su Pengji wiped the tears from laughter, shook his hands, and pointed at Shi Hongzhao: "Hahaha, there is Wang Meiren in front of you, and there is a person surnamed Yan by your side, don't be afraid of being punished for drinking......
Hearing this, Shi Hongzhao was stunned for a moment, paused, leaned less, got up, and shouted angrily: "Old horseman, it's too ...... to deceive people!"
The cups and pans on the table slammed to the ground with a crunching sound.
Everyone was shocked, what's the matter, this Su Pengji didn't say anything, as for such a big fuss?!
"You, you...... , What are you doing here?!" Su Pengji was humiliated in front of everyone, and this old face couldn't hang up, so he used the strength of the wine to make a posture of rolling up his sleeves and pinching his waist to prevent choking.
Su Pengji felt that his momentum seemed to have suppressed Shi Hongzhao, and he secretly won back face in his heart.
"your grandma's ......!" Shi Hongzhao saw his bluffing appearance, and became even more angry, grabbed the wine bottle on the table and threw it at him.
Su Pengji's drunken eyes were hazy, and he suddenly saw something and flew towards him.
Fortunately, Guo Yunming, who was sitting on the left, pushed him away so that his head was not opened.
At that time, I was shocked into a cold sweat, and most of the wine woke up.
A good man does not suffer immediate losses, thirty-six plans, and goes up.
He turned his head and hurried downstairs.
"Old horseman, where can ......I escape?!" Shi Hongzhao searched left and right, searched for a long time, grabbed the sword in the waist of the third envoy Wang Zhang, and pulled it out.
Wang Zhang was startled, and held his hands down, preventing the sword from being drawn.
The privy envoy Yang Wei hurriedly stepped forward, hugged Shi Hongzhao to death, and said with tears in his eyes: "How much hatred is this...... Do you have to die today?......!"
Su Pengji ran downstairs and met the eunuch Sun Guan who was greeting guests inside and out.
"Master Su, why did you ...... so early today?"
Manager Sun stretched out his hand and pulled the sleeve of Su Pengji's robe, which he pulled away vigorously.
Su Pengji didn't raise his head or open his eyes, and hurried out the door.
"Huh...... , What's going on today?!" Mr. Sun muttered in confusion.
Su Pengji ran to the big tree outside the courtyard of the "One Cave Ghost Royal Hook Fence", untied the reins, stepped on his mount in a panic, and fled in the wilderness.
Shi Hongzhao was discharged from the hospital, and saw Su Pengji in a hurry like a lost dog, riding away, and he was so angry that he beat his chest and howled: "Old horseman, I chased you to your house today, and I will kill you ......!"
And when he mounted his horse, he was to be driven to the house of Su Pengi.
Yang Wei, who came out closely, grabbed him and said: "Duke Su is the prime minister, if you kill him, where will the emperor's dignity be, and the prince will think twice." With that, the tears fell again.
Shi Hongzhao tossed for a long time, the wine also woke up a little, paused, didn't say anything more, and then hit the horse away, Yang Wei was worried about any more accidents, so he hurriedly got on the horse, followed him closely, and sent it to his house before going back.
Immediately afterwards, he came to Su Pengji's house, knocked on the door for a long time, and the family who guarded the house in the door, as if facing a great enemy, interrogated him for a long time, and confirmed that it was the privy envoy Yang Wei, and then let him in.
Su Pengji sighed and sat on the Taishi chair in the study with a sad face, and Yang Wei came in to persuade him.
Su Pengji shook his head in confusion, "Where the fuck did I offend him, this person is really unreasonable......!"
Yang Wei felt that if he didn't tell the truth, he really couldn't eliminate the doubts in Su Pengji's heart, and he couldn't take care of it so much now, so he had to tell Shi Hongzhao the reason why he was annoyed today......