Chapter 149 Ji Xiaoyou
After a night of wind and rain, the two of them did not know their names.
"Girl, what's your name!"
"Handsome guy, my name is Ji Xiaoyou!"
"Handsome guy, what's your name!"
"Beauty, my name is Lou Xiaolou!"
"Handsome guy, are we considered a flower candle in the cave room, you won't leave after eating a wipe of your mouth and putting on your pants!"
"I'm not visiting a kiln, how can I put on my pants and leave!"
What he said made Lou Xiaolou a little weak-hearted, he was like an arrow, and he really wanted to put on his pants and hurry back to the Iron Sword Gate. But as soon as he saw the big shining eyes in his arms, and saw the obedient girl Tie Xiaorou who was meditating with her eyes closed in the next room, he couldn't bear to leave and decided to stay with them for a few days.
Damn reincarnation, damn those colorful glows, what's going on, why can't I go back to the Great Zhou Kingdom of Suoyang Star.
How do I get back?
"Sister, you woke up early, didn't you, why didn't you stop me!"
In the Iron Sword Gate Cave Mansion, the green plum smiled enchantingly: "Husband, how dare people care about you taking concubines, people don't want to be beaten by you at night!"
Lou Xiaolou was speechless, so he had to pick up the wine gourd and raise his head to drink.
"Handsome guy, give me a drink!"
Lou Xiaolou was a little stunned, looked down at the big hooking eyes in his arms and said, "What kind of wine do girls drink!"
Ji Xiaoyou said coquettishly: "Handsome guy, people have drunk it like this since childhood, if you don't give me wine to drink, I won't go home with you!"
"That's good, but my wine is not ordinary wine, I guess you won't be able to drink a few sips before you get drunk!"
"Cut, I'll taste it, see how strong your wine is!" the girl got up and grabbed the wine gourd, and raised her head to drink.
"Goo-dong, goo-dong!"
"What kind of wine are you, why do you ......" Before the words could be finished, the girl was already drunk.
Lou Xiaolou got up, picked up the wine gourd, raised his head and drank a few more sips. "Sister, when are you going to go home?"
Qingmei said: "I have to think about it, ponder what the problem is, I can't be reincarnated again." You see, every time you have to harm a few girls, it's a shame to go on like this!"
Lou Xiaolou has nothing to say, as Qingmei said, it is terrible to go on like this. Gemini Star is still waiting for a bamboo horse, Suoyang Star and Fox Meier, Qian Wushuang, Xinrou Fairy, Nine Princesses, Lin Xiaomeng and others, this... How can I explain it this time!
Especially Lin Xiaomeng, vinegar is not small. Thinking of this, Lou Xiaolou is a little big.
"Xiaolou, you better go to the martial arts conference first, everything will be said when you come back!"
Lou Xiaolou opened the door and walked out, and the big head was standing guard not far away, at this time, he whispered with an unhappy face: "Master, you have found us a master again!"
"Hehe!" Lou Xiaolou smiled awkwardly, patted Datou's shoulder, and said, "Datou, you will have to spend more time in the Iron Sword Gate in the future." After all, Xiaorou doesn't have much experience in the rivers and lakes, and you have to help deal with a lot of things!"
The big head nodded and said, "Master, I will!"
Lou Xiaolou pondered for a moment and said, "Let's talk about it then, I really want to retreat and cultivate, and the time may be very long!"
He recruited the three princes, erased the imprint on the souls of the three princes, and planted the forbidden cause and effect, and since then the three princes have regained their former glory.
"Third prince, you don't have to be afraid, I will give you two choices, either worship me as a teacher, or become my slave completely!"
The third prince's face was pale and weak, and he knew that he had no choice, so he had to kneel down and kowtow to his master.
Lou Xiaolou nodded and said, "Get up, whether you want to or not, you are already my apprentice." I will do my duty as a master to teach you for a few days, and I hope you can take care of the Iron Sword Gate in the future!"
The third prince hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed again: "Master, don't worry, the disciple has been a member of the Iron Sword Gate all his life, and he will naturally guard the Iron Sword Gate in the future!"
Lou Xiaolou nodded, motioned for him to get up, and said, "Come with me, go to your practice room, and I will teach you a kind of swordsmanship!
The flying swordsmanship of the Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue, the sword technique of the Ice Blade Xue Lou of the Great Snow Mountain, and Lou Xiaolou passed them to the two of them respectively. The three princes practiced swords, and the big heads practiced swords, and the two stayed in the practice room for three days and three nights before they came out.
Ji Xiaoyou's temperament is relatively wild, and he was finally slept with by a rich handsome guy, and he was not allowed to go out to spend money.
The imperial city is good, what you want, there is only what you can't think of, there is nothing you can't buy. Xu is professional habit, Ji Xiaoyou walked to the door of a large family and said: "Husband, I heard that this family has a nine-turn golden pill, it is said that eating it can improve people's cultivation to a great realm at once!"
Ji Xiaoyou's big eyes blinked as if he could speak, and Lou Xiaolou, who was watching, couldn't help but ask, "What do you want?"
"What else, I'm a thief, so naturally I'm going over the wall to enter the house!"
Well, who called himself a female thief, Lou Xiaolou didn't want to make Ji Xiaoyou sad, so he could only accompany her to be a snitch.
Ji Xiaoyou had already planned it, she didn't dare to go if she didn't cultivate by herself in the past, but now she has a master, and she is the head of a faction, so she is thinking about how to get that nine-turn golden pill in her hands.
The two quietly rolled into the courtyard, and Lou Xiaolou was about to go straight to the treasure room, and Ji Xiaoyou hurriedly pulled him into the shadows. "Hey, what are you doing, this is not our house, how can you swagger over!"
Lou Xiaolou's divine sense covers the entire courtyard, and wherever there is wind and grass, he can't escape his ears and eyes, so what's wrong with walking over directly, and no one will find out.
But Ji Xiaoyou said very seriously: "Husband, we are thieves, to be a thief is to be careful, what if someone finds out if you swagger over like you!"
Lou Xiaolou defended: "What if you find out, just slap it and slap it!"
"That's not good!" Ji Xiaoyou said seriously: "Husband, if you hurt someone, then you are not a thief, you are a bandit!
Lou Xiaolou thought to himself that I grew up in a bandit's den, but after thinking about it, he still followed Ji Xiaoyou and touched the treasure room with a cat's waist.
This work of stealing the Nine Turns Golden Pill went very smoothly, and it made Ji Xiaoyou muttered suspiciously. "What's the matter with this family, why don't you send some people to patrol such a valuable treasure, you are not afraid that others will steal it!"
I'm afraid, how can I not be afraid, but my arms can't reach my thighs, and someone cast a spell to make the family fall asleep.
After Ji Xiaoyou climbed out of the courtyard wall, he jumped happily and ran to the tavern. "Hey, why are you going!"
"After such a big deal, I naturally have to celebrate, I invite you to drink!
Lou Xiaolou snapped his fingers, and someone inside the courtyard wall opened his eyes. "Oh my God, why did you fall asleep in broad daylight!"
In the tavern, Ji Xiaoyou's small mouth clicked and ordered a lot of dishes, and Lou Xiaolou hurriedly stopped: "Enough, where can we finish eating!"
"Cut, don't you look down on your aunt and grandmother, don't look at people's small stomachs, I can finish these dishes by myself. ”
The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes want to drink wine and eat meat in a big bowl.
"Hey, handsome guy, you said that before you slept with me, and after you slept with me, it became different!"
This question made Lou Xiaolou blush for a while.
"It's not good for you to be quiet, let people hear it!"
Ji Xiaoyou's face was flushed with drinking, and he pointed to Lou Xiaolou and giggled: "I still like the way you looked bad before, you recover!"
"Little demon, you've drunk too much! Let's go, I'll help you back!"
"I don't, I didn't drink too much, I can still drink a few glasses!" Ji Xiaoyou didn't leave, leaned on Lou Xiaolou and hugged Lou Xiaolou and said: "Husband, people don't leave, people want to kiss you here!"
"Uh, how about going home!"
"It's not good, my sister who married Jinlan often kisses me and mine with her man in the tavern, and people want it too!
"Well, this... It's not good here, let's go home, and when we get home, you can do whatever you want!"
"I don't ...... That's what people want to be here. Husband, my sister often tells me that she and her man often go to the mountains, to the trees, to the clouds, to the caves, to the grape trellises, to the flowers, to the rice fields, to the water, to the fire, and the husband wants to do the same!"
Lou Xiaolou is a little big, he is a scholar, he can't do this kind of thing!