Chapter 651: The Legendary Look
After everyone entered the front hall, Wu Guo sat in the middle, and the eldest lady and the little maid sat on both sides...... Other people's little maids can't be on the stage, but the little maids in the small national teacher's mansion are the only low-key existence in the world...... Generally, thousands of dollars or something are out of reach!
After a while, the little wolf king and the little bear king who carried the dog king to the backyard walked in together, and before they could sit down, they glanced at the table first, and grinned with a heartfelt smile: "Brother Guo, tonight we are all ready, and the east wind is finally blowing...... Hehe, shouldn't you give us a few bowls of wine when you're done?"
"Children don't learn well...... Why do you think about drinking all day long? Usually asking you to read is a lot of effort...... No drink!" Wu Guo immediately frowned when he heard this, and said with a straight face: "Besides, we are just having a supper in the middle of the night...... Do you have to drink wine for supper? Is there any mistake? Our family is a scholarly family for generations, not those landlords who only pursue pleasures!"
"Oh! It's just a bowl of wine, what does it have to do with the landlord's old wealth? We mainly want to celebrate! The rat king and his son have not thought about it for several years, and they are unforgettable, and it is really called a life and death ...... Now that we are finally reunited, what a thing to celebrate! I can't say anything without drinking two bowls of wine!" said the little wolf king with a hippie smile.
"You're wrong! Don't think about it, I can't forget that it means that there is a longing between the two people! And it's also a yin and yang separated two people......" The red rabbit girl gently pulled the little wolf king.
"......" Wu Guo was speechless for a moment...... The demons are impressed for three days, these little monsters are now more and more cultured, and they are becoming more and more difficult to deal with...... Now I even dropped my schoolbag in order to drink! I had no choice but to retreat and say, "Then drink a few bowls...... What are the bowls! Do you think you are Wu Song? Do you have three bowls but not work? Don't always think of yourself as a good man who kills people and doesn't see blood, okay? Okay, today the Rat King and his son are reunited after a long absence, and it is gratifying...... Just have a few drinks! But only in small cups, and not in the next case!"
Suddenly, a female disciple next to him brought a wine jug and a wine glass, and the little wolf king and the little bear king sat down side by side, and immediately pushed the glass and changed it with a dazzled smile...... The Rat King was looking hot on the side, and he couldn't even drink the rice porridge in front of him, and his two little eyes stared at the pot of wine on the table without blinking...... Alas, I haven't drunk wine for several years, and I have forgotten what wine tastes like! In the past few years, I have been locked up in a small black room by Yanyulou, except for the taste of rice and gruel with clear soup and little water...... I don't know anything else!
Everyone else is a ...... of life Why is there only one taste left in my life, rice gruel?
It's messed up!
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"Rat King, you can't drink alcohol now!" Wu Guo's eyes were obedient, and he hurriedly spoke out to stop him: "You have been hungry for the past few years, and your stomach and intestines are extremely weak, so now it's better to drink your rice gruel honestly!"
"......" the Rat King was taken aback in his heart...... Oh my God! It has always been rumored that this harmful fruit is born with a sharp eye...... Sure enough, it was worthy of its name! He just secretly swallowed a few saliva, but he still couldn't escape his eyes...... No! I can't look at that flask again!
A few monsters ate Haisai at a meal, and the wind swept away...... The eldest lady sitting on the side was dumbfounded...... Oh my God! How can there be such a late-night snack in the world? The little maid also covered her mouth and stole fun...... What is happiness? Eating and drinking enough is definitely a kind of happiness! These little monsters are born to be extremely honest, and they will never know what a loss of appetite is!
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"Brother Guo, what do you want to do with the dog king? Whether it is peeling or chopping, whether it is dead or alive, you should give a happy word! Well, I know...... You human race is more hypocritical, you generally don't say anything that offends people, and you also like to let others come forward when you offend people...... No! I borrowed the wrong one! I borrowed a knife, not a flower, but a knife! This trick is called borrowing a knife to kill people! Brother Guo, don't worry, this time I will lend you a knife...... As long as you nod, the Little Bear King and I will deal with him!" After a few glasses of wine, the Little Wolf King volunteered with a red face.
"Where do you need a nod? Those who nod their heads and waist are in a good position, and they are inferior! The masters in the world will never nod their heads, they will only look at you with a plausible look!" The little wolf king had just made a trick of thirty-six tricks, but he didn't expect the little cat woman to roll her eyes on the side and said: "What is called hypocrisy? If you have something to say, you want to fix what kind of eyes, and what can only be understood is called hypocrisy! Let me tell you...... It's so simple that you only need an ambiguous look at each other!"
"That's it!" Not only is the human race more hypocritical, but the demon race has also learned badly recently, and they also followed the whole look, and the whole thing can only be understood...... "The little bear king nodded thoughtfully, and sighed: "I don't know what the ambiguity is...... But a look or something is very revealing! Usually Brother Wolf is lazily lying on the reclining chair...... As long as he makes a look, the mouse king will have to run errands for him obediently!"
"Son, your little friends are all very righteous, and our rat clan is born with sharp legs...... In the future, you will be a little brother for them to run before and after! What's wrong with running errands? Running errands also requires talent, and running errands also requires sharp legs and feet!" A few little monsters are what you say, and I say a word, and the Rat King feels happy while looking at it, and carefully admonishes the mouse king: "The friends around you are very important! It's hard to say in words! If I had such a few good friends around me...... I won't be stuck on the Rainy Island all the time!"
"Got it! You can rest assured! Brother Wolf just needs to give me an ambiguous little look...... No, don't be ambiguous! Just look at your eyes! I'm sure I'll run errands for him!" The mouse king laughed quietly: "You don't know, although Brother Wolf has a bigger temper, he is a smooth donkey...... As long as you shoot his ass well, everything is negotiable!"
"Huh, no! Brother Wolf is a donkey...... Why did you give birth to a horse's ass for you to shoot? This is completely a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth!"
It's messed up!
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I don't want to kill the dog king, it's not that I'm pretending to be a bodhisattva, but you're about to leave the capital together, a chicken in your left hand and a duck in your right hand...... You can take the dog king away by the way!" Seeing that the scene was getting more and more chaotic, Wu Guo hurriedly spoke up.
"What? We're leaving the capital soon, where are we going?" and the little monsters were all shocked when they heard this.
"Naturally, I'm back to Zhenyang Mountain!You guys are still young, and I don't feel at ease when you go somewhere else!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and said.
"No, it's only been a few days...... Why did you want us to leave?" The Little Bear King pouted: "We only went to the Hidden Jade Tower once, and we haven't seen the prosperity of the capital yet! I won't leave! If my father asks me about the scenery of the human capital in the future...... How can I answer him?"
"yes, the show hasn't started yet...... Why are you in a hurry to take a curtain call?" The little cat girl was not happy anymore, and shook the cat's beard and said, "Let's not talk about anything else, even if Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, she didn't leave so quickly!"
"Well, I won't leave! I won't leave even if I am killed! I finally built a big mansion from the original little marquis...... The butt is not hot yet, why let us go back to Zhenyang Mountain again?" The little wolf king rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Guo, look at my eyes...... Look what kind of ambiguity I use...... Look at what kind of contempt I look at you!"
It's messed up!