"Master, am I good?"

The red beauty finch came to ask for credit.

"Thief J, awesome. ”

Shen Tianqi praised.

The red beauty finch said unhappily: "Master, is it okay to say 8 and not talk about chickens in the future?"

"I hate the word chicken. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

It's good if you're happy.

Shen Tianqi coughed, "Then what you did was awesome." ”

The red beauty finch said proudly: "The master is great, and I am also great." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi pondered, this eunuch and the nine animals were all solved by themselves, even if the blue iron pillar had an effect, there should be nothing wrong, right?

Just when Shen Tianqi was thinking like this, he saw Lan Tiezhu push the door out.

The three eunuchs who followed him looked puzzled...

This medicine doesn't work...

What's going on?

It should be Mr. Wang's mistake...

Of course, only one of the three eunuchs knew the situation...

But he just doesn't say... followed by a look of confusion.

"Well, you've had enough to eat. ”

"It's time to sing poetry before going to bed again. ”

Lan Tiezhu said with a satisfied face.

When they heard that Lan Tiezhu was going to recite a poem against him, the three eunuchs felt bad, and every day before going to bed, this B had to compose a poem, and they had to summarize it.

"Huh, where's the little four?"

Lan Tiezhu said curiously.

Xiao Er replied, "Xiao Si should go to the toilet." ”

"Well, it's a pity he can't hear my poems. ”

Lan Tiezhu shook his head and sighed, and then his thoughts came to his heart and said, "Then we will make a poem on the topic of the toilet today." ”

Three eunuchs: "???"

You've just finished eating, so you're not disgusting, are you?

"Ahh

"Day and night, vaguely full of wine and food, minutes, minutes, seconds, seconds and seconds on the hand pain and leakage. ”

"Abdominal pain, abdominal pain, abdominal pain, squatting in the pit and singing. ”

"Joy in suffering, self-contained. ”

"Look, I didn't bring any paper!"

Three eunuchs: "???"

And Shen Tianqi, who was squatting on the wall: "???"

That's it?

What about Sinima!

Shen Tianqi is about to curse, and it is really a waste to make such a poem of 1.893 billion streams in his image.

"Wow, this poem is so handsome. ”

The red beauty finch said.

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"What do you say?"

"This poem is so handsome, oh, no, this person is a good poem, uh, it's not right, this person is so handsome, this poem is a good poem!"

Red Beauty said: "Handsome, he is so good at composing poetry." ”

"Loved, loved. ”

"Master, I finally understand why you like to be abused. ”

"Turns out you're also an external association. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

I?

Masochism?

Although you say that I am good-looking and I am happy, Nima's said that I am not happy when I am abused!

And!

You even say this poem is a good poem?

Is this poetry?

It's not even a TM word!

Blue Iron Pillar!

Why is your poem getting shorter and shorter?

Just like your dick!

Ahhh

Looking at Lan Tiezhu, that is, his own image, but this kind of poem came out of his mouth, Shen Tianqi was really going crazy.

Hell, how long has this been going on!

Blue Iron Pillar!

Wait for me on your horse!

"Three, please review. ”

Lan Tiezhu said seriously.

The three eunuchs were also a little inexplicably uncomfortable...

After all, one moment I watched Lan Tiezhu eating happily, and the next moment Lan Tiezhu came directly to the toilet without paper...

You're insane, aren't you?

Are you here to disgust us?

However, a slave can only obey his master's will, and how can he disobey his master's will?

So Xiao Yi said: "Good poetry!

Using a series of rhetorical techniques such as analogy and exaggeration, the image vividly depicts the scene of a man squatting in a pit, suffering from diarrhea like a pillar, but still singing optimistically, so that people can feel the real scene and deeply understand the feeling that the protagonist is still optimistic in the face of adversity. ”

However, a sentence suddenly came at the end, and at first glance, there was no paper. With this witty technique, readers feel the dilemma of the protagonist, combined with the context of the whole poem, this poem is witty and humorous, and full of ironic significance. ”

"Of course, more importantly..."

"Tell us... It's not easy to eat too much at night... Be sure to bring paper to the toilet first!"

Therefore, this is a poem that combines the reality of life. Helper!

Shen Tianqi was shocked, how did you come up with so many words from this Nima?

I just ask you, does your conscience hurt?

Of course, Xiao Yi's heart is not comfortable at the moment, but he can't help it...

That's...

What a mess, the philosophy of life is all tied to him, and it's over.

Sure enough, after hearing Xiao Yi's answer, Lan Tiezhu also nodded extremely shamelessly and said, "I didn't expect it... You've learned so much... It seems that under my influence, you have also become a lover of poetry!"

Shen Tianqi: Smile smile smile.

At this moment, Shen Tianqi really wanted to lock up Lan Tiezhu and Platinum Tiger together, and let the two of them compose poems every day.

"Little two and little three, how do you two feel?"

Lan Tiezhu asked.

Xiao Er: "I have the same opinion as Xiao Yi!"

Mistress: "I'm the same!"

Primary 1: "???"

White prostitution?

I said so many words, my voice was dumb, and my brain was almost exhausted, so you just said these few words?

Lan Tiezhu nodded slightly: "It seems that sometimes, you have had an epiphany. ”

Three: "......"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Ahh

"This poem is really dedicated!"

"A poem every day before going to bed, vivid, interesting and humorous, come and learn. ”

Lan Tiezhu said complacently.

Shen Tianqi looked at his face and said this kind of zz line, and his mood gradually became irritable!

Red Sparrow: "Wow!

"Master, master, Shen Tianqi is so handsome!"

"Shen Tianqi is too charming!"

"Master, such a handsome man, how can you bear to betray him?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Although he was praising himself, Shen Tianqi felt uncomfortable no matter how he thought about it...

It's uncomfortable...

This is not true to yourself!

The true self is very cultivated, right?

For the interpretation of the blue iron pillar, Shen Tianqi has a great opinion!

And, of course, you beautiful red finch.

What did you say yourself?

You say you're not a Appearance Guild yourself, right?

As a result, this face slapped... Bang bang.

Shen Tianqi said angrily: "Look at your little bit of talent, being a finch is a matter of principle." ”

"I'm not dead, don't think about changing masters. ”

However, the eyes of the red beauty sparrow were staring at Shen Tianqi.

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Woc, what do you want to do? What do you mean by staring at me?"

Shen Tianqi was instantly messy.

This Nima's red beauty finch is a nymphomaniac, right?

is very serious!

The red beauty finch shook her head and said, "Master, what do you want..."

"How could you die?"

"The red beauty finch naturally doesn't want you to die, but I hope you are handsome!"

"So, when is it time for our skin care classes to be on the agenda?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"