Chapter 5: Little grass loves old cows

In such a stalemate, the Daomen Daoist was anxious, he was worried that the painting would be taken away by the three people, but the scholar who drank too much in front of him looked like hob meat and refused to let him in.

"Scholar, what are you going to do to let me in!"

"Hmph, you can't do anything!"

"Scholar, believe it or not, I'll kill the six-tailed demon fox now, with you, you can't stop me at all!"

Hearing this, Lou Xiaolou was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why do you have to enter my house?"

"Naturally, it's because of that painting!"

"Which painting?"

The Daomen Daoist sneered, and said in his heart What are you pretending to be confused! As soon as the scholar saw that disdainful look, he understood, and directly got out of the way.

The Taoist master entered the house, the girl saw that his eyes were cold, and she wanted to eat his flesh and blood, Lou Xiaolou followed, looked at the four people in the room, staggered in front of the girl, and glanced at the picture scroll he put on the table.

"Now, four, this painting is mine, if you want to take this painting, it's not impossible, take the money!"

Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue said: "Hehe, scholar, you want money and don't want your life, this picture book was lost by the four of us, why is it yours!"

Lou Xiaolou said: "My painting is naturally mine!"

"Bah, that's painted by Wujizi Tianzun, drink some wine, don't even want your face!"

Lou Xiaolou said seriously: "Wujizi Tianzun is under a pen name, four, if you don't give money, please come back, if you dare to enter the house and rob it, I will go to the government to sue you!"

"I'll go, you poor scholar, I'm really not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue!" said the Ice Knife Snow Girl in the Ice and Snow Building of the Great Snow Mountain.

Anyway, Lou Xiaolou borrowed the gall of wine to see the rabbit and not scatter the eagle.

The Daomen Daoist came so happily that he directly threw a bag of gold on the table, and Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue did not lag behind, and took out more gold.

As soon as he saw the gold, Lou Xiaolou's waist bent a point.

The girl six-tailed white fox whispered at this time: "Idiot, these are mundane things, worthless, you want their housekeeping skills!"

Lou Xiaolou is not stupid, he said in his heart that he couldn't get famous, and it was not bad to make a name for himself in the rivers and lakes. Look at the master of the door flying to the sky, look at the flying sword of the thousand miles of sword Ji like snow, look at the immortal flower of the elixir god turning and turning, and look at the ice and snow sword of the ice and snow building of the big snow mountain, the snow girl knife is a hundred feet long, it seems to be very powerful.

The four masters, there is no shortage of money, digging out gold is like throwing cabbage, seeing that the scholar is about to agree, who knows that the fox interjected halfway.

The Dao Sect Master snorted coldly, causing the girl to tremble in fright.

Among the four masters, the elixir god has the best temper, and without waiting for the scholar to express his position, he directly took out a secret book and threw it on the table. "Na, this son's housekeeping skills, the Book of Eternal Life, this time it's okay!" After speaking, he went to get the picture scroll on the table.

How could the other three let him succeed, Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue threw out a sword book, the speed was fast, and he was afraid that he would be slower than others. The Ice Knife Snow Girl of the Ice and Snow Building of the Great Snow Mountain threw out a knife book, although her face was full of reluctance, she was even more reluctant to give up the picture. The Daoist Master was the last to give generously, took out a copy of the Yin and Yang Sutra, and gently placed it on the table.

The girl urged Lou Xiaolou, who was stunned, to quickly put things away, if these people changed their hexagrams, their lives would be difficult to protect.

Lou Xiaolou drank wine, not only bold, but also fast, four peerless cheats into his arms, pointing to the picture scroll and said: "Na, the gentleman is hard to chase, the four of you have given the cheats, I don't know who is good and who is bad, the picture scroll is there, you can look at it yourself!"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the four masters changed, how did they look at it, the last time they watched it, they were afraid of being injured in the four defeats, they took a lot of healing medicine, and they were worried that the enemy would find the door, and they hid in the ground for three thousand miles and did not dare to come out. Scholar this is shirking responsibility, this is not the spirit of the contract, asking for gold to give gold, asking for cheats to give cheats, you let us solve it ourselves, so how to do it!

The four masters naturally didn't do it, and shouted for the scholar to give him the scroll.

Lou Xiaolou drank again, and said in his heart that no matter how you make trouble, wait for me to finish drinking this jar of wine first. For the first time in her life, she was so domineering, and the girl who played the sword looked at her with a blank eye, as for the cold beauty with an ice knife on her back, she was like an iceberg, and she couldn't warm the quilt with ten quilts.

"Bang"

Lou Xiaolou slammed the wine jar and burped: "It's easy for me to solve it, you continue to give money to the baby, whoever gives the most, I will give the picture scroll to whomever I want!"

"Dream!" Qianli Sword Ji was so angry that she couldn't bear it anymore, and she raised her slap to hit someone.

Lou Xiaolou staggered and pointed to his head and said: "Yo, if you can't afford it, you have to kill someone, no, hit here, I'm going to be finished with a slap, and whoever grabs this picture scroll will be whoever, master, no one dares to blame you if you're unreasonable, whoever calls the scholar I have no power to tie the chicken, I don't die, I die!"

The jade hand raised high was withdrawn angrily.

The four masters who are famous all over the world are not famous, when have they been dyed with mortal blood in their hands, although Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue is a woman, but she is a heroic and righteous woman who does not let her eyebrows.

Now, when I meet such a scholar who doesn't want to die after drinking, what about the master, as long as you talk about the rules, you have to follow the rules of the rivers and lakes.

It is impossible for the four masters to fight for financial resources, because no one can fight for the Dao Sect Master, and in the blink of an eye, Teng Teng was killed in the house, and dense cracks appeared on the table in Lou Xiaolou with the naked eye.

"My desk, how can I read and write in the future!" Lou Xiaolou was furious, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the door and shouted: "You four are going to fight out, get out of here, and if you are not dead, crawl over and take away the scroll!"

This is the four masters, which one is not a ruthless character who bleeds thousands of miles with a glance on weekdays, and now he is shouted by a drunk scholar, which one can endure this breath!

However, it was a matter of Baotu, although the four masters were eager to tear him apart, they still endured it one by one, and they had no choice but to fight to the death again.

The god of elixir is coquettish, and when he went out, he didn't forget to glance at the girl, and the six-tailed white fox turned red with shame. Lou Xiaolou pretended not to see it when he saw it, and said that he was free in love, Xiaocao loved Lao Niu, he didn't stop it, and he didn't think it was right, it seemed that this was his daughter-in-law, and he was going to find a knife to stab someone when he stared.

In an instant, there was a rolling thunder in the sky, and the master made a move, just like the thunder rolling in the sky, shocking the four wilds. The girl was afraid of thunder, so she hugged Lou Xiaolou tightly.

Lou Xiaolou was drunk and couldn't stand steadily, overdosed, and broke directly.

When I woke up the next day, Lou Xiaolou had a headache, Hua Xiaohua was busy serving him, and didn't forget to complain to the girl: "Tell me about you, what can you do, in addition to a good skin, what else will you do, what did you do last night, what should you do if he drinks so much wine and burns stupidity, Xiaolou's words are valuable, last month, the two words were exchanged for fifty taels of silver, if such a thing happens again in the future, I will be bigger and you will be small!"

The fox spirit is the fox spirit, which is the village flower can be compared, a random look floated in, Lou Xiaolou hurriedly explained for her, Hua Xiaohua was even more angry.

"Xiaolou, you are eccentric!"

"I didn't!"

"You leave her overnight and don't leave me!"

"I didn't leave her overnight, she was just homeless, yesterday all her brothers and sisters were killed, I didn't take her home, I can still let her live on the streets!"

"Ah......" Although Hua Xiaohua is not small, her heart is not bad, and she is busy apologizing to the vixen.

The girl cried, provoking Hua Xiaohua to cry too, the woman was emotional, the scholar's tears were also low, two of the three of them cried and one sighed and shook their heads.

After crying, Lou Xiaolou accompanied the girl to the manor, Hua Xiaohua cleaned up the house at home, and saw the picture scroll rolled on the table hurriedly unfolded and hung up, the more she looked at this painting, the more she liked it.

For some reason, Tian Datou came again, with a person behind him. That man, dressed in luxury, also wore gold and silver, and was a rich man.

"Bang Dang"

Tian Datou kicked open the courtyard door, and when he was about to open his mouth to shout, he was stopped by the middle-aged man behind him, and only heard the man reprimand: "Big head, how can you be so rude, how can anyone kick someone's door, you have to knock lightly!"

"Yes, sir, I'll take the next step as an example!"

Hua Xiaohua was in a daze in the house, and suddenly heard a loud "clang", which startled her.

"Who!" she went out to take a look, and saw Tian Datou swaggering with a middle-aged man to the courtyard.

"Tian Datou, do you have long hands, will you knock on the door!"

Tian Datou smiled, and said angrily: "Yo, Xiaohua, you are mixed in the scholar's house, didn't you leave last night, what's the matter, you are good at striking iron, or good at reading and writing!"

Hua Xiaohua was angry and scolded: "Bastard, you big head, get out of here!"

Tian Datou played tricks, leaned in front and teased: "Yo, it seems that I didn't sleep well last night, or I ...... it."

Hua Xiaohua didn't say a word, turned around and picked up the teapot on the table and smashed it, this scene made the middle-aged man's eyes light up.

is a fierce little girl, with white skin, a beautiful face, big breasts and a big buttocks, and she is a blessed son of a child. As soon as he thought of this, he kicked down Tian Datou, who rolled up his sleeves.

"Bastard thing, what kind of man are you bullying weak women, quickly get up and kowtow to me and apologize!"

Tian Datou rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that this Uncle Qian didn't fall in love with Hua Xiaohua, and then thought about it, yes, Xiaohua is a village flower, as long as she dresses up a little, what is the Qian family's aunt and wife.

The slave who follows the master to ask for dew to drink, if he does not have the ability of a pug, it is strange if he does not starve to death. His big head is much stronger than a dog, and as long as Uncle Qian pouts his ass and farts, he knows what the rich man is going to do next.