Lou Xiaolou wanted to kill someone, and said in his heart how could such a shameless Yue Liuli be on the list of divine soldiers.

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Okay, why not, I said, the little master will do whatever he tells me to do, don't say shut up, just let me plug my ass and don't let me shit for a year, I'll do it immediately, never say anything!"

Yue Liuli stopped talking, staring at a pair of big dripping eyes and looking so well-behaved and cute.

"Rou'er, brand his Yuan Spirit!"

As soon as these words came out, the Heart Soft Fairy and Yue Liuli refused in unison.

"Xiaolou, no, I have a natal immortal weapon, you can keep this!"

"Little master, why the hell are you humiliating me, you test me, you think I can't withstand the temptation of beauty, you think I'm a man who is heavy on sex and light on friends, right? You're wrong, you're wrong, you're ridiculously wrong, little master, I may have liked women before, the more beautiful I am, the more I like it, but since I saw you, little master, I think I lived in vain before today, little master, you are my favorite. Little master, listen well, Yue Liuli only belongs to you in this life, and you will never die, unless you empathize and don't fall in love, I will never fall in love with someone else. Little master, don't want me, my ass is for you, and the eighteen martial arts on my bed are also ......"

Lou Xiaolou couldn't stand it anymore, and pointed at the Yuan Ling eyebrows of the moon glazed eyebrows.

Suddenly, that Yue Liuli stopped talking, and he didn't speak anymore, and his mood instantly fell to a low point.

I'm Nima, what are you doing in the Nether, I can't go back, I'm really cheap, and I volunteered to go to the Nether.

Okay, this time, it's a big game, fairy sister in the upper realm, you wait patiently, after I, a stupid scholar, shatter the void, I'll go to you, and when the time comes, I will definitely let you want to die and want to die and come back to life.

"I used to hear that there was a fool who volunteered to follow his master's disciple to the Nether to play prestige, who knew that he never returned, just like Lao Tzu, he also volunteered to go to the Nether, and he couldn't go back, now it's okay, those dogs are going to laugh at me in front of people again!"

"Yes, the immortal master, I have a thick face and a black heart, whoever likes to laugh laughs, this time Lao Tzu hugged the thigh of Wuji Tianzun, and once I return to the upper realm, I will swallow you all, and let you see why the flowers are so red!"

After receiving such a piece of moon glass, Lou Xiaolou wanted to put this annoying thing into the storage bag, but who knew that he couldn't stuff it in.

"Little master, I'm an immortal weapon, do you know what an immortal weapon is!"

Lou Xiaolou sneered: "I really don't know what an immortal weapon is, or you can tell me the!"

As soon as Yue Liuli heard this, she instantly felt that the little master was a lot closer, because everyone has a mantra when they speak, and they are in the same way!

"Little master, little master, let me tell you, the immortal weapon is ......"

Before Yue Liuli finished speaking, the back of the head was slapped.

"Little master, you beat me!"

Lou Xiaolou said sharply: "If you open your mouth again, you will swear, and I will immediately dismiss you!"

In a word, frightened that Yue Liuli hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed.

"Little master, little master, don't kill me, if you kill me, there will be no one to serve you!

No way, Lou Xiaolou really has no way to take this month's glass.

The Fairy of Hearts came up with an idea.

"Xiao Lou, you can try to release the blood!"

In the mountain gourd, Xueyu was playing with a bunch of herbs, and suddenly heard the little master say that he had found a fairy weapon for her to be a playmate to see if she liked it.

The blood came out of the mountain gourd, and he was happy when he saw the moon glaze kneeling and kowtowing.

"Little master, this guy is so handsome, I like it!"

"Hehe, if you like it!"

Bloody walked over and knocked on the head of the moon glass. "Hey, don't kowtow, the little master wants to kill you, it's useless for you to knock down the vast mountain. At this time, if you beg him, it is better to beg me, you beg me and I will help you say two good words, maybe the little master will spare you!"

Yue Liuli looked up, and said in her heart that this chick who dared to knock my head looked so good-looking, what happened to being knocked on the head twice by a good-looking girl, I can't be angry.

As soon as the two looked at each other, the moon Liuli stood up.

"Girl, what's your name, you look so good-looking, if you have a partner, don't look elsewhere if you don't have an object, I'll make do with you and sleep with you!"

The blood turned back with a kick, and the kick of the moon Liuli plunged into a mountain and pulled it out for a long time.

"Haha, it's still a hot pepper, I'll take this bite. Hi, girl, let me introduce myself, in the thirteenth place in the list of gods, known as the Moon Glass Immortal Zun, you don't need to call me the Immortal Zun in the future, a little outside and not close, you just call me Brother Liuli!"

"I'm sorry, even if you dare to call yourself an immortal with a broken weapon, I'm not afraid of heavenly punishment and smashing you!"

Yue Liuli looked up at the sky with a weak heart, and said in her heart I am now hugging the thigh of Wuji Tianzun, which thunder god who is not long-eyed dares to split me, and I can't be reincarnated if I want to go down to earth.

"Girl, how old are you, I'm eighteen!"

Xueyu said proudly: "I'm 1,600 years old, little pot friend, quickly kneel and kowtow to grandma!"

"I, Nima, you are only 1,600 years old, I am almost 8,000 years old, and you must not be called an ancestor. ”

It doesn't matter how old you are, she twisted that Yue Liuli's ear and said, "Do you want to be close to your aunt and grandmother, you dare to talk about age, believe it or not, the old lady will squeeze you dry tonight!"

"Hmph, just by you, I'm the Upper Realm Immortal Weapon Moon Liuli, the fairies of the Hehuan Sect don't know how many times they have begged for mercy under their crotches, what are you a little blood ghost vine!"

......

It's a lively journey, and there is always a noise in my ears.

After the Nine Emperors restored their original appearance, they also changed a set of clothes, gorgeous and noble, gold belt, gold silk dragon robe, Xuanhuang cloak, a purple gold Nine Dragons old pendant hanging from his waist, wearing a Xuanlong hosta, pedaling purple gold Liuyun boots, holding a seven-foot long sword, the scabbard is extremely coquettish, and it is also inlaid with seven gems, which are listed as the seven stars of the Big Dipper.

Seeing this posture, Lou Xiaolou gave a thumbs up.

"Zhou Jiuyang, you are the emperor, what kind of rivers and lakes do you go, who dares to fight you like this!"

"Haha...... I am the emperor, but I am still a master, the top master of the nether world, who is my opponent in the world, the reason why I dress up like this is to tell the world that if you want to kill me, you can come, whether it is a single-handed assassin or a group of heroes in the rivers and lakes, I will continue one by one.

I was born in a peaceful world, my father made the country unbreakable, I just sit back and enjoy it, but I don't want to, I want my people to have one day to step on the sky of the upper realm.

Do you know that my father is the god in the hearts of the world, he fought out, and the whole world, whether big or small, bowed his head, and the masters of the whole world did not dare not talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes.

The court has the rules of the court, and the rivers and lakes should also have the rules of the rivers and lakes.

As the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I naturally have the ability to convince the entire rivers and lakes, and naturally I must also have the ability to make various countries bow their heads.

Scholar, you said that in this peaceful and prosperous world, where did my ability come from, it is natural to take it from those who disobey me.

But if I sit in the imperial city, those who disobey me will be secretly killed by the old prime minister and the national teacher, and I can still only rely on my father's heavenly power to deter large and small countries, but I am not a person who is willing to sit back and enjoy it.

On this trip to the Great Witch Kingdom, I didn't expect you to take out that painting so quickly and generously, which made my cultivation a thousand miles a day, and now I can't even slow down if I want to!

So far, my nine doppelgangers have all walked in this world in various capacities, but my body has never measured this world.

Scholar, you said that the surrounding countries, large and small, don't know my means, how can they obey me, you say that the entire rivers and lakes of the Nether have never heard of my name, how can they obey me, the emperor, in case one day, a few old rivers and lakes will go to the palace to find me to shake the dice and make a fist, you say that it will not make people laugh to death if it is spread out.

Besides, now that the king of the Great Witch Kingdom has been suppressed by me in the palm of his hand, do you think I should measure my identity and wait for the next storm of the Great Witch Kingdom. ”

See, he is really worthy of being the son of Emperor Tiandi of the Great Zhou, and he is really domineering.