Chapter 114: Clouds and Rain
After arranging the affairs of the boat gang, Nangong Jie left Tanzhou and headed north, going to Yuezhou to pick up Qu Congyun's head.
Niu Feifei said worriedly: "Isn't it too much for us to do this?
Zhan Dongfang said: "The fat cow is too worried. The Sanxiang Boat Gang once colluded with the Pingnan Chamber of Commerce, and now they collude with the Ecstasy Sect, only knowing how to accumulate money, and have not contributed to serving the state. The alliance leader and the Dharma protector are both chivalrous and will not attack gangs that have no obvious bad deeds. But we are different, we are not chivalrous, we shoot when we should shoot, and do what they don't do well. ”
Niu Feifei said: "In this way, we cleaned up the Sanxiang Boat Gang and fell into their arms?"
Zhan Dongfang said with a smile: "What do you say? Yuezhou is not far from Xiaoyao Valley, how can others be allowed to sleep soundly next to the couch?"
While talking, the two walked into the Jade Mountain, but met the old man of the Jade Mountain. The old man is still fairy-like, with fluttering white hair and white clothes. Closed eyes and meditated in the middle of the narrow mountain path, neither rebelled nor looked at people, nor spoke,
The old man must have had nothing to do, so he ran to the middle of the road to meditate. Although the road was narrow, if two people met each other, they could pass by giving way to each side, but he sat in the middle of the road. Zhan Dongfang is thin and can resist from the side, and the fat body of the cow is thicker, and if you want to pass, you must jump over his head. But when encountering such a sacred, of course, it is not permissible, and it is extremely impolite to cross the top.
Zhan Dongfang stepped forward and bowed, wanting to ask the old man to give way, but seeing that the old man closed his eyes and ignored him, he knew that he was deliberately testing him, so he simply kept silent, and just stood in a long posture. Niu Feifei didn't dare to slack off, so he hurriedly rushed forward, stood behind Zhan Dongfang, and also made a long gesture. This is the master of the Ma League, and he doesn't dare to be disrespectful.
After standing like this for more than half an hour, someone walked by on the other side of the road. The voice came, and the old man finally opened his eyes. He can embarrass the martial arts people, but he can't embarrass the ordinary people, stand up and get aside. After those few people passed, he nodded and praised him: "It seems that I have taught well, and the young man is kind." ”
"I don't know what advice my predecessors are waiting for me on this mountain road. "Zhan Dongfang is still in a long-term posture, respectful, and does not dare to move.
"Please come and be a guest. The old man smiled, saw Zhan Dongfang's anger, and said, "There are two old people who have lived in this Jade Mountain for a while, and they want to see you." ”
"Who wants to see us?" Zhan Dongfang's purpose on this trip was to submit to the clouds, and he didn't want to make extraneous branches, but it was not good to disobey the old man, and he stood in place in a daze.
The old man didn't say much, and floated away, and four words came from afar: "Come with me." "Zhan Dongfang Wagyu had no choice but to follow.
To the depths of the mountain, there are a few families, Qingxi Banqiao, bamboo fence huts, very elegant.
"This is the return air gate, much worse than the grandeur sent by our Shenxiao. Niu Fat was disappointed to see that the return door was just like an ordinary cottage.
"The mountain is not high, but the name of the immortal. There is an old man with jade in the return wind gate, and there is a master of the Ma Alliance, which is no worse than the Shenxiao faction. Zhan Dongfang's point of view is obviously inconsistent with Niu Fat, which is also because he has experienced some wind and frost before he understands that the rivers and lakes respect strength.
Niu Feifei shouted: "Uncle Li, Chen Protector, why are you here?" They saw two people chopping wood from afar, but it was Li Changshan and Chen Shoupeng.
When the two saw the arrival of Zhan Dongfang Wagyu fat, they stopped what they were doing and hurriedly moved the little horse to give up their seats. Li Changshan said: "The old fairy said that you will come today, but I don't believe it yet. The old man was not polite, and drifted into his hut.
Zhan Dongfang was not interested in discussing the question of why he had to come today, but was more concerned about why Li Changshan, a lay disciple of Shaolin, and Chen Shoupeng, the protector of Xiaoyao Valley, were in Yuzhi Mountain.
At this time, a woman brought tea, and Chen Shoupeng introduced: "This is your Aunt Li." Zhan Dongfang Wagyu was very surprised, but he still stood up and called "Auntie", but he didn't know what tricks these two old bachelors were playing. Then another woman went afar to the hut, with a bow and arrows on her waist, and a tiger on her back, and a roe deer muntjac in her hand, and threw them on the ground a great heap, either fierce or good runners, but she had hunted so many.
"This is your Aunt Chen. Li Changshan introduced with a smile, which surprised Zhan Dongfang Wagyu Fatty again: What does this mean? For a while, Aunt Li and Aunt Chen, and now it is popular for old bachelors to get married? The two of them called "Auntie" respectfully and looked at the woman a little blankly. The woman seemed to understand their doubts, glanced at Chen Shoupeng and said, "You think your aunt is rare for this kind of goods." After speaking, he waved his hand, titheed the things on the ground, and went into the house to help Aunt Li Zhang Luo to eat.
Zhan Dongfang was dumbfounded, and Niu Feifei also gasped and said, "The strength is really great." "They took this large pile of things with a wave of their own hands, which they could never do. In other words, although they are on the top 100 list, they are far inferior to this woman.
"Not really. Chen Shoupeng smiled self-deprecatingly: "It's not that you have a lot of strength, how can you arrest two uncles and be sons-in-law." ”
"What's going on?" Zhan Dongfang was even more surprised, and couldn't help but ask.
Niu Feifei felt even more incredible, the protector of the Martial Arts Alliance was arrested and made a son-in-law, where does this start?
Li Changshan and Chen Shoupeng looked forward to each other and laughed together.
"What the hell is going on? Can the two uncles talk about it? Niu Fei was anxious to know the details, and he didn't care about the orderliness of the young and the young, so he recklessly continued to ask questions.
Li Changshan hesitated for a moment, but still told the two their story.
That day, Chen Shoupeng went to Hengshan on a business trip and came back, met Li Changshan in Hengshan City, and after not seeing him for a long time, he was invited into the tavern, but met two arrogant guys, and the two sides started to fight.
How could the ordinary Jianghu characters be the opponents of Li Changshan, a disciple of the Shaolin layman, and Chen Shoupeng, Luofu Qiaoyin? The two hated each other's arrogance and severely injured others. The two of them are not idle characters, they are famous players in Lingnan, it is said that they came to Jinghu on a blind date, and they were seriously injured and naturally had no face to go on a blind date, and they rolled back to Lingnan in a gray way. The two didn't care, Chen Shoupeng said that he wanted to move Li Changshan and go to Xiaoyao Valley to do something. It just so happened that Li Changshan hadn't seen Nangong Yunfei for a long time, and he was about to get together.
That night, I stayed in an inn in Tanzhou, and in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard a woman making noise, shouting, "The fake monk and the woodcutter get out of here." ”
The two didn't know what was going on, and they came out with everyone to watch the excitement. I saw two women in their thirties and forties, with broad shoulders and round waists, scolding there with their halberds in a majestic manner. Seeing Li Changshan and Chen Shoupeng, a woman in Jizhong pointed at them and shouted, "Just you, fake monks, chopping wood." ”
Li Changshan and Chen Shoupeng looked at each other and smiled awkwardly: the emotional "fake monk" is a Shaolin lay disciple, and the "woodcutter" is Qiao Yin.
Li Changshan also shouted: "That woman, what is the matter with us?"
The two women jumped up and scolded: "The mouth is full of dung, my aunt and grandmother are still the big girl of yellow flowers, what a woman!" The two of them actually said in unison, amusing the people around them, and it depends on how Li Changshan and Chen Shoupeng deal with it.
Li Changshan seriously lacked experience in dealing with women in his life, so he was stunned and didn't know how to deal with it. Chen Shoupeng said: "Okay, good, it's our mistake." Two younger sisters......"
"Who is your sister? Auntie and grandmother are Yun Zhongyan. One woman clasped her hands on her hips and shouted, and another woman also shouted, "Grandma is a swallow in the rain." ”
The two women were as strong as oxen, and they wanted to say what kind of "swallow in the clouds" and "swallow in the rain" they were, which amused the people around them.
Chen Shoupeng also felt funny, but he still patiently said: "Okay, good, Yunyan sister, Yuyan girl, you have something to say." ”
Yuzhongyan glared: "What is there to say? You beat our son-in-law away, and now you pay our son-in-law." ”
Among the lively crowd, there were those who recognized Chen Shoupeng as the protector of the Martial Arts Alliance, and there were also those who knew Li Changshan, and quipped: "Two heroes, this is your mistake, you should pay for beating away someone's son-in-law." The crowd followed, and the two couldn't stand it, so Li Changshan had no choice but to say, "How to make amends?"
Yun Zhongyan said: "Let's make a bet to run faster than anyone." ”
Yuzhongyan said: "We are stronger than anyone. ”
It's easy to do now, Li Changshan and Chen Shoupeng glanced at each other. In terms of legs and feet, there are not many people who can run past Li Changshan on the rivers and lakes, and in terms of strength, there are not many people who are bigger than Chen Shoupeng. Compared to these two, they have a winning position.
Li Changshan jumped downstairs, walked to Yun Zhongyan and said, "I'll compete with you to see who can run faster, how can you compare the law?" Yun Zhongyan pointed to an archway in the distance and said: "Let's start at the same time, run back under that archway to see who is faster." Then he said to the people, "Be a witness." ”
"Good!" The crowd cheered loudly, naturally happy, wanting to see how the two heroes won.
Li Changshan obeyed Yun Zhongyan's order, and the two started at the same time, one back and forth, and lost to Yun Zhongyan. Yun Zhongyan returned to the inn first, looked at Li Changshan who was following closely and smiled: "You lost." ”
Li Changshan jumped upstairs and hung his head in despair. Chen Shoupeng jumped downstairs and said to Yuzhongyan: "Let's compare who has more strength." ”
"Good!" replied the rain swallow briskly.
"How do you compare?" Chen Shoupeng asked.
Yuzhongyan pointed to the pair of stone lions in front of the door and said, "Let's compare and throw this pair of lions to see who can throw high and steady." ”
"Okay!" Chen Shoupeng said confidently: "If I win, you will no longer care about us, and I will let you deal with it if I lose." ”
"That's not good, that's not fair. The swallow in the rain denied without thinking.
"So what do you think is fair?"
"You lose, you go with us. I lost, let's go with you. ”
How can this be compared, it sounds fair, but in fact, it has to be locked horizontally and vertically. Seeing the excitement, everyone laughed loudly, thinking that this woman was interesting, and it depended on how the two heroes responded to the situation, and the coaxing became more and more powerful.
Chen Shoupeng saw that this woman was simple, and he felt funny, and said slyly: "This is indeed fair, but I have another way to be fair." ”
"What's the method?" asked Yuzhongyan.
"You lose, you go. I lose, let's go. Isn't it fair?"
"That's fair. "The swallow in the rain is authentic without thinking.
Yun Zhongyan seemed to react faster, and shouted urgently: "It's not fair, I didn't say anything about compensating my son-in-law." ”
Yuzhongyan remembered that she came to ask for her son-in-law this time, and then said: "Yes, it's not fair, you beat our son-in-law away, and you owe us, but we didn't beat your son-in-law." ”
"Hey, girl. Li Changshan shouted upstairs: "You keep saying that we beat your son-in-law away, how can there be such a thing." He really couldn't remember when he had beaten his son-in-law away.
Yan in the rain pouted and said: "I still want to play tricks, then the Lingnan Seven Star Knife and the Eight Seal Sticks came to Yuzhi Mountain for a blind date, weren't they beaten away by you in Hengshan." ”
I see! It seems that he is a son-in-law who has no name yet, but he is just here for a blind date. But there is no way for people to beg for help.
"So be it. Chen Shoupeng said confidently: "I compare with you, I lose, and I will compensate your son-in-law." I won, and the account was written off. Okay, okay?"
"Good!" Yuzhongyan did not hesitate, she seemed to be more confident than Chen Shoupeng.
So the two of them competed and walked towards the pair of stone lions at the same time. The weight of the single stone lion is at least a thousand catties, Chen Shoupeng "drank" and threw it up to a height of more than a zhang, and then fell back on the pedestal steadily. This is commendable, to say that it is not difficult to throw high and more, but it is difficult to fall back into place, to know that this is carved in stone, and it is easy to break and fall if the strength is not good. Chen Shoupeng's wonderful performance won warm applause.
In the rain, Yan also screamed and threw the stone lion into the air, at least two feet higher than the height reached by Chen Shoupeng. When the stone lion fell back, she caught it with one palm, played a trick, and gently and skillfully put it back in its original place. This hand is naturally smarter than Chen Shoupeng, and the spectators were also stunned, but they didn't expect that the two nameless little women would compare the world-famous Shaolin lay disciple Li Changshan and the alliance protector Luofu Qiaoyin Chen Shoupeng.