Qin Yuanshan said with a dark face: "TM! Don't talk nonsense! I obviously said that this statue is handsome." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Qin Changshou asked Qin Yuanshan with a serious expression, "Have you worshipped?"

Qin Yuanshan replied: "I have already worshiped on behalf of Tian'er." ”

Qin Changshou nodded, and immediately said, "Oh my God, come to meet your eldest brother, this is your father's eldest brother who worships for you." ”

Qin Tian: "???"

"Can this thing be replaced?"

Qin Tian said with a confused expression.

"Less TM's nonsense, hurry up and call the big brother. ”

Qin Changshou said angrily.

"No! I don't scream!"

However, to everyone's surprise, Qin Tian actually refused.

Even Shen Tianqi was a little surprised, WOC, finally came to someone who didn't take himself seriously?

Qin Yuanshan gave him a kick angrily, "Grandma, your father is kneeling, you don't recognize it at this time, you treat your father as a monkey?"

Seeing this, Qin Changshou gave Qin Yuanshan a kick, "MD, don't kick my grandson at every turn, how many times have I told you, it's not right to beat and scold." ”

Qin Yuanshan: "???"

Co-author: Have I grown up under your gentle guidance for so many years?

Qin Changshou first said to Shen Tianqi: "Lord Tianqi, you wait for a while, wait for me to inquire carefully." ”

Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Whatever." ”

Qingyang County Magistrate: Smile, smile, smile.

Am I being ignored by you?

Have I said a full line from my opening to now?

Am I just so unrecognizable?

Qin Changshou and Qin Yuanshan pulled Qin Tian into a corner, and no one could see this corner.

Qin Changshou asked: "Tian'er, why don't you recognize Shen Tianqi as the eldest brother? You know, this is Shen Tianqi, a person who is extremely feared by the Great Zhou Dynasty, and a person whom the whole world is in awe." If you recognize him as your eldest brother, then your future road will be smooth sailing! Our Qin family will also be stained!"

"No!"

"I don't recognize any big brother!"

Qin Tian raised his head and said proudly: "I am the first place in the admission examination of the Qingbei Sect, grandpa, the Qingbei Sect! This is the best sect within a radius of thousands of miles, it is a combination of the Blue Bird Sect and the Five Dao Sect, and the background is very strong!"

"I entered the Qingbei Sect, and naturally I can go all the way to the pinnacle of life!"

"When the time comes, after graduating from the Qingbei Sect, I, Qin Tian, will be regarded as the strongest person within a radius of thousands of miles!"

Qin Tian said proudly: "I, an honor student, how can I recognize others as my eldest brother?

"Hold back... Hold back..."

Qin Changshou muttered.

Qin Tian continued: "I have all thought about my future plans, first enter the Northern Sect of the Qing Dynasty, then become the strongest person within a thousand miles, and then marry a wife and have children, and enjoy my old age in peace... Ouch!

Before Qin Tian finished speaking, Qin Changshou kicked over, and then punched him one after another.

"Grandma's legs drop, let you marry a wife and have children, let you enjoy your old age in peace!"

"MD! I'm so angry! I can't help it!"

Qin Changshou said angrily.

Qin Yuanshan hurriedly stopped Qin Changshou, "Dad, didn't you tell me that it's wrong to beat and scold?"

Qin Changshou looked at him and asked, "Although it is not right to beat and scold, it is definitely the most effective. ”

"Dad, save me. ”

Qin Tian asked for help.

Qin Yuanshan took a deep breath and said, "Then, let me come!"

Qin Tian: "???"

"Let me taste the thrill of spanking my son!"

Qin Tian: "???"

"Dad, you... Don't come here... Ahhh

"Ouch!

"Am I your own son?!"

After Qin Yuanshan slammed it, he took a deep breath, and then slowly spit it out;

"Cool!"

Qin Tian: "???"

Qin Yuanshan looked at Qin Changshou and said, "Dad, I finally understand, why do you like to beat me?"

"yes, it's all for your good. ”

Qin Yuanshan said with relief.

"No, I feel like I'm now..."

"My legs don't hurt anymore, my waist doesn't hurt anymore, and my cervical spine has improved. Qin Yuanshan said solemnly: "The most important thing is that my mood has also improved. ”

Qin Yuanshan: "???"

Qin Tian: "???"

The corners of Qin Tian's mouth twitched, no, I'm so unhappy! I also want to give birth to a son, try the happiness of beating my son.

I can't take this beating for nothing!

I'm going to inherit this beating on my son!"

"Oh my God, I'm going to reason with you. ”

Qin Changshou said earnestly.

Qin Tian: "???"

Is it now your turn to be reasonable?

"Forget it, you're his father, you tell him, one generation is in charge of the next. ”

Qin Changshou said.

Qin Yuanshan stole a little, came to Qin Tian's face, helped him up, patted the dust on his body, rubbed his face, and then said earnestly: "If you don't agree, then won't your father kneel in vain?"

Qin Changshou said with a dark face: "Fuck you, tell me the point!"

Qin Yuanshan shuddered for a moment and immediately said:

"Oh my God, I'll just tell you. Although the Qingbei Sect you mentioned is the most powerful sect within a radius of thousands of miles, it is also the most promising sect, and it is also the sect that countless people yearn for, but you have to see who he compares with. ”

"In today's world, only Lingyunmen is the first sect in the world, what Shushan, Baihongmen, these have to lean back, as for the Qingbei Sect you think you think you have, you don't even have the qualifications to enter the world's top 500. ”

"What's more, you can't just think about becoming the most powerful person within a radius of thousands of miles! Your ideals, your ambition should be the most powerful person within a radius of 100,000 miles, 100,000 miles, and a million miles. ”

"The most important thing is, how old are you, just thinking about marrying a wife and having children?

"Your age should belong to the age of struggle, and you should not live in comfort. ”

"If you really can't rest assured, marry a wife and have children to your father and me, and enjoy your old age to your grandfather. ”

"You just cultivate well!"

"Don't get distracted!"

Qin Tian: "???"

Qin Changshou: "......"

Qin Tian muttered: "But my ultimate dream is to retire to the rivers and lakes and spend the rest of my life in peace after becoming a high-achieving student!"

"TM's!"

"Mourning! mourning!"

"How old are you to think about retiring?"

"I don't know who I learned from, why are you so salty?"

"Look at Lord Shen Tianqi outside, you ask him, does he like to spend the rest of his life in peace? No, he doesn't like it, he likes to struggle! Does he like to stay in Lingyunmen all the time? No, he doesn't like it, he likes to wander. ”

"Do you still dare to call yourself a high-achieving student? Well, although your grandfather and I are genetically high-achieving students, but you, compared to Shen Tianqi, you are a waste material, do you understand?"

When Qin Tian heard this, he immediately retorted: "That's also your genes!"

Qin Changshou and Qin Yuanshan glanced at each other, and then...

Mixed doubles.