Chapter 218: Breakdancing?!
Seeing that 'Shen Tianqi' was beaten out with a stick like this, Prime Minister Turtle was stunned, and the eight paws of the Squid Venerable took turns to slam at Prime Minister Turtle's abdominal muscles, and Prime Minister Turtle was beaten to the point that he was autistic.
Squid Venerable pressed the turtle prime minister's head with one paw, "Stand up obediently!"
Prime Minister Gui stood there obediently, honestly.
The rest of the shrimp soldiers and crab generals also took off their guards.
The counterfeit brand Shen Tianqi flew upside down and fell to the ground, but the real Shen Tianqi's stick only used three points of strength, but it made the man's blood churn.
To put it this way: If I do my best, you're already a corpse.
Shen Tianqi sneered and said, "Why do you want to pretend to be Shen Tianqi?"
"I admit it..."
The man wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, slowly stood up and said, "I admit it, I'm not Shen Tianqi. ”
"My true identity is..."
"Li Ba, commander of the Great Wall!"
Everyone: "???"
You're so good at blowing!
The fake Li ghost met the real Li Kui, and also met the real Li Kui next to the real Li Kui.
What made Shen Tianqi Gu Moran even more speechless was that you still used this trick twice!
Venerable Squid stretched out a paw again and whipped the man away, "Open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, this is Li Shuai, the commander of the Great Wall!"
"We are all his men!"
The man was pumped out, but he was dumbfounded, wasn't he?
Is this okay?
Make up a name by yourself, and it coincides?
Seeing that Venerable Squid was about to hit himself with his eight paws, the man hurriedly begged for mercy: "Spare your lives!"
Squid Venerable said coldly: "Say!Why are you pretending to be Shen Tianqi?!"
"If you don't say it, I'll use my eight-clawed divine fist to kill you!"
The man said with a pale face: "Everyone, that's the case, the reason why I am pretending to be Shen Tianqi is mainly because this name is very useful and can bluff people." I'm short of money, and someone will give me two taels of silver to report his name, and when I'm hungry, someone will invite me to a big meal, in short, it's easy to do anything by reporting his name..."
Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "Then did you report his name when you lacked a wife?"
The man straightened his chest and said, "We're not such people, we eat other people's flowers... In the end, it will also frame people's reputation!"
Call!
Shen Tianqi breathed a sigh of relief, he was still a sincere person.
Then the man said leisurely: "So, I am reporting your name..."
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Hongyan: "???"
Others: "???"
I'm damn it!
Shen Tianqi wanted to kill him!
Can't you report something else?
Zhao Tianqi, Wang Ba can be!
Do you have to hold on to the names of Shen Tianqi and Li Ba?
Hongyan said angrily: "Master! I strongly request that his third one be interrupted!
Gu Moran looked at Shen Tianqi leisurely and said, "A few years later, a child embarked on the road of finding his father!"
The man hurriedly said, "Don't worry, everyone, the safety measures are good!"
"Get out!"
Shen Tianqi looked at him angrily and said, "You have tarnished my reputation!
The man hurriedly said, "Li Shuai, I have a treasure to offer you!"
Shen Tianqi's expression softened and said, "Okay, then we have to see what treasures you have?"
The man said: "Li Shuai, you have everything, do you still lack these treasures from me?"
Squid Venerable wrapped one of his claws around him, "Damn, we Li Shuai haven't seen it yet, so you don't want to give it?"
The man cried and said, "Give! give! give! I didn't say no! Li Shuai! I have a set of X sharp weapons, do you want it?"
"Loaded with X sharp weapons, wanted, wanted, wanted, wanted, I want them all!"
Shen Tianqi's eyes lit up and said.
He began to gradually understand that in this world, he no longer relied on strength, but pretended to be X-level.
The bigger the X you pretend, the more people will think you're hanging!
Seeing Shen Tianqi so excited, the man was quite surprised, but he thought to himself, who doesn't want this X artifact?
So the man let out a low shout, only to see pictures flying out...
Shen Tianqi looked at these pictures, aren't these pictures the visions that the man showed before and behind him?
Suddenly, Shen Tianqi remembered his Xuanwu Emperor diagram...
So he said, "Where did you get these X-loaded weapons?"
"I got it in a secret place. ”
The man replied.
"Oh, the secret realm? ”
Shen Tianqi became interested.
His first pretending to be X was to rely on the Xuanwu Emperor to stand on the world, and since then he has been called a genius.
And these men have so many visions, but they don't know how to cherish them, and they still pretend to be themselves to cheat everywhere?
Sure enough, you're not the material to be the protagonist!
There are so many visions that you are doing originally, isn't he fragrant?
So, you're not born to be the main character.
"Once, I was drunk and wanted to squat in a place and wait for the wine to wake up, but suddenly I stumbled into the river, and when I woke up again, I appeared in the secret realm. ”
The man said truthfully.
Shen Tianqi frowned and said, "No, you should be drowned if you fall into the river when you are drunk, how can you appear in the secret realm?"
Venerable Squid used his eight-clawed divine skill, "What the hell are you lying again?!"
The man hurriedly said, "Say!"
"The truth is that I got a book and followed the instructions in the book to find the secret place. ”
After the man finished speaking, the Squid Venerable once again used the eight-clawed divine skill.
"Knock knock knock..."
The man was beaten again.
"Woo woo, this time I'm telling the truth!"
The man wanted to cry without tears.
Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Check again, who knows if you lied?"
Man: "......"
"What's the name of the book?"
"The Origin of Species"
"What?"
"The Origin of Species"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Where's the book?"
"Here. ”
The man handed a very quaint book to Shen Tianqi, and as soon as he saw the name, his face darkened, "It's really the origin of species." ”
I didn't expect to travel to the Xianxia world and there were also biology books.
Well, who made the world too sand sculptures?
opened the book, but found that there was not a word in it, Shen Tianqi was stunned on the spot, "Where are the words?"
"In my head. ”
The man said.
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"Fight!
Shen Tianqi is not happy, how dare you tease me?
"Don't... Bang bang bang..."
The man was again dominated by the eight-clawed divine skill of the Squid Venerable.
"Woooooo Big guy, I really didn't lie to you. The moment I opened the book, the words in the book ran into my head, and I don't know what was going on. ”
The man said at this moment: "I will never deceive you, if I deceive you, the sky will thunder!
Rumble!
As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt fell, slashing over the East China Sea.
According to the principle that water conducts electricity...
Everyone broke dancing on the spot...