Chapter 154: The whole city is like a wolf and a tiger
"Master, I can't walk anymore!"
Zhu Bajie, who was walking forward with the white dragon horse, sat on the stone on the side of the road with his butt and wailed in his mouth.
Looking at Monk Sha, who was also grim-faced, Tang Seng hurriedly helped him over.
"Then wait here for Goku to come back. ”
Looking at the difficult brothers in front of him, Tang sighed in his heart.
Fortunately, I know the plot, otherwise I would definitely get pregnant.
Anyway, it's just a pregnancy, and it's not so soon, why does it hurt so much.
Fetal movements?
It may also be that the fetal gas inside can't find the uterus, so it's a little restless.
Tang Seng, who was thinking about it in his heart, couldn't help touching his chin and looking at the stomachs of Zhu Bajie and the others curiously.
"Master, what kind of eyes are you?"
Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the stone with his stomach in his arms, suddenly met Tang Seng's gaze, and instantly pulled his face bitterly.
"It's okay, as a teacher, I just want to see how men give birth. ”
Tang Seng, who didn't raise his head, looked at Zhu Bajie's belly, and then looked at Monk Sha's belly.
"Master, don't entertain me, my old pig is in pain. ”
Seeing that Tang Seng was still in the mood to joke, Zhu Bajie was depressed.
Monk Sha, who had been holding his stomach silently, suddenly said, "Master, do you know that there is something wrong with the water?"
Zhu Bajie drank it, he drank it too, even the senior brother drank it, but Tang Seng didn't drink it.
Monk Sha seriously doubted that the master must have known about the situation of the river for a long time.
Zhu Bajie, who was holding his stomach and wailing, heard this, and also looked up at Tang Seng.
This will always hurt badly, and now that I think about it, there is really a problem with the master.
"It's the first time I've come here, how can you know this, you guys are holding on for a while, Wukong should be coming back soon. ”
As a tool man, Tang Seng naturally can't admit it.
Tang Seng directly changed the topic, Monk Sha was already sure in his heart that Tang Seng knew, and it must be because of the strange work system, he knew but couldn't say it.
In this situation, we can only rely on the senior brother to come back soon.
Tang Seng looked at the direction of Sun Wukong's departure, the red boy was not taken away by Guanyin, and he didn't know if the Ruyi True Immortal had occupied the fetal spring.
Of course, Tang Seng is not worried about whether Sun Wukong can get the spring water, after all, the Ruyi True Immortal in the original book is not Sun Wukong's opponent.
This guy is one of the few monsters in Journey to the West who has not been killed.
It was obvious that Sun Wukong saw the face of the Bull Demon King and let him go.
Now that Sun Wukong has also drunk the water of the Zimu River, coupled with the great increase in strength, he will definitely not ink.
Tang Seng sat bored on the side, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk kept wailing.
After a while, I saw a figure running in the air, it was Sun Wukong.
"Big Brother is back!"
The sand monk who was watching the air closely saw this, and his eyes were instantly happy.
Wait any longer, he feels like he's really going to give birth.
Zhu Bajie also supported his right hand, staggered up, and asked urgently: "Senior brother, have you gotten spring water?"
"Don't drink too much, just take a sip per person. ”
Sun Wukong flipped his hand and took out a jar.
Looking at the two of them who drank a sip each, Sun Wukong said: "Hurry up and find a convenient place, otherwise it will be troublesome." ”
Zhu Bajie was about to ask why, when he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, and then there was a gurgling sound in his stomach.
"Oh no, it's coming out!"
Zhu Bajie, who was in the wilderness in his heart, covered the front with one hand and pressed the back with the other, and ran into a small forest next to him in a panic.
The sand monk on the side was no exception, and he ran in with an ugly face.
For a while, there was a lot of artillery fire in the grove, accompanied by two pleasant exhalations.
"Wukong, let's stay away!"
Listening to the voice coming from the grove, Tang Seng hurriedly said.
"Good!"
Sun Wukong nodded.
He dragged on for so long because of the diarrhea.
Fortunately, he only drank a little at that time, and it was not as serious as Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk.
Tang Seng, who was standing in the distance and waiting, saw that Zhu Bajie and the two ran back and forth several times, and finally lost that momentum.
In the end, there was no pain in the abdomen, and the stomach disappeared.
"Master, can we rest, my old pig is a little prostration. ”
Zhu Bajie, who came out with the trunk of the tree, looked at Tang Seng weakly.
"Okay, just find a place to rest on this path. ”
Glancing around, Tang Seng did not object.
When you reach the Zimu River, you will not be far from the country of your daughter.
In addition, I am about to get off work, so I am not in a hurry at this time.
According to his estimates, it is about twenty miles away to reach the capital of the daughter country.
Hearing that Tang Seng decided to rest, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were all happy in their hearts.
Tang Seng, who sat down, seemed to think of something, and asked Sun Wukong on the side: "Wukong, have you encountered any trouble going to get spring water?"
"There is a demon who sells spring water there, and it is strange to say that after hearing about the name of my grandson, that guy not only did not charge money, but also gave me spring water enthusiastically. ”
Sun Wukong, who looked at Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha with a smile, heard the words, with a smug face. Dumbo eBook
I met so many monsters along the way, and this is definitely the kindest one.
Not only did he not bother them, but he also helped him happily.
Although he didn't look at the strength of the other party at all, his attitude made him very comfortable.
Tang Seng nodded and didn't say much, obviously because of the relationship between the red boys.
In the previous war, Tang Seng didn't know how many people in the Three Realms knew his name now, but as the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, Ruyi True Immortal must have paid attention to them.
Tang Seng, who was sitting on the side of the road and waiting, heard the prompt sound of the system in his head for a while.
'Ding!'It's time to get off work, do you want to clock out and get your pay?'
"Clock in!"
Tang Seng thought silently in his heart.
'Congratulations to the host for 20 years of wages. ’
In the face of the current treatment, Tang Seng is still very satisfied.
In the new year, the system increased his salary again, and compared with previous years, this time it directly increased him by five years.
Now it takes hundreds of thousands of years to break through a small realm, and if you don't raise your salary, it's useless to go to work.
Because Zhu Bajie and the others were unwell, they did not go back to Huaguo Mountain, and a few people found a place to rest in the open space next to them.
At dawn the next day, Zhu Bajie and the two were obviously much better.
A group of several people went west along the way, less than twenty miles, and saw a city.
Tang Seng, who was standing on the horse, pointed ahead, and said softly: "Wukong, the city in front of you is noisy, it must be the Xiliang Women's Country." You must be careful, be cautious and disciplined, and refrain from debauchery and disordering the teachings of the Dharma. ”
Yesterday at the old woman's house, several women looked at them with bright eyes.
Now when you walk into the city, the city is full of wolf-like women, which is a bit scary.
"Master! understood, understood!"
Sun Wukong nodded and replied softly, but Zhu Bajie was surprised in his eyes.
Yesterday I was inexplicably pregnant, plus I had a stomachache, and I didn't have the heart to pay attention to these.
Now that I know that there is the capital of the daughter country in front of me, and the city is full of women, my mind suddenly ripples a little.
As soon as the words were closed, a few people went to the entrance of Dongguan Street.
The people in the city are all dressed in long skirts and short jackets, with powdered faces and oily heads, young and old, all women, who are buying and selling on both streets.
Suddenly, seeing the arrival of Tang monks and apprentices, they applauded and laughed one by one, showing surprise.
There were even one or two young women who shouted to the surroundings, 'Here comes the race!'
In a moment, there was a surging crowd in the distance, and countless women and women rushed to each other, actually blocking the streets.
The Tang monk and apprentice, who had just walked into the city, were instantly surrounded by dense women.
Although he had heard of the exaggeration of the daughter country, Tang Seng did not expect it to be so terrifying.
Sun Wukong and Monk Sha were naturally dumbfounded, and they didn't even let go of their hot eyes.
As for Zhu Bajie, he rubbed his hands and his eyes were shining.
Huan Fei Yan is thin, and Aunt Lori has them all.
Look here, look there, you can't see it.
"Master, it's really the same as the old woman said, no man has ever been to this daughter country, look at their shining eyes, this..."
Zhu Bajie, who was walking beside Tang Seng, looked at the scene in front of him and said excitedly.
"You idiot, you're not going anywhere. ”
Looking at the surging figures around, Sun Wukong frowned.
Tang Seng, who was riding on a horse, looked even more depressed.
He stood tall and looked far away, for more women poured into the street in the distance because of the shout.
I've never seen a man before, and I don't even care about the stalls.
Just when Tang Seng was sighing in his heart, he suddenly felt that his butt was grabbed.
Tang Seng, who turned his head to look, saw a woman poking out her hand from behind, with an excited face.
Seeing the proud woman, Tang Seng said solemnly: "Donor, please respect yourself!"
If you look good, forget it, the key is basically some burly female men.
Faced with such a scenario, it is natural to sternly refuse.
Tang Seng didn't say that it was okay, but when he said that there were outstretched hands all around.
Now he finally understood what it meant to fall into the wolf's den.
The 'slender jade hands' almost pulled him off the horse.
"Wukong! Wukong! Quickly save as a teacher. ”
The goblin was fearless all the way, but he didn't expect to be planted in his daughter's country.
As for Zhu Bajie on the side, he was already smiling, attacking with both hands, and having a lot of fun.
"Bajie! Don't show your old face soon. ”
Sun Wukong also bared his teeth and shouted at Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie was suddenly a little unhappy, he had never been so popular after so many years.
The little women were itching to see.
"Bajie!
Sweeping the obviously happy Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng urged again and again.
Zhu Bajie, who was helpless in his heart, had no choice.
He shook his head twice, slammed a pair of bush ears, and his head, which was still a little cute, instantly turned into a huge boar's head, but it showed the face of the pig when he was a goblin.
When the excited women saw this, they were immediately frightened, stumbling and crawling out, and shouted again and again.
In an instant, they were frightened in their eyes, and they didn't dare to step forward, but they just stood in the distance and twisted their waists, looking at their master and apprentice in disbelief.