Chapter 142: Dragon Teng Notice: The Global Cultivation Era!
Capture the thief and capture the king first, although the metaphor is not too appropriate, but such a large-scale unified action is too terrifying.
It feels like this is not a simple ghost coming, but more like a collision between two worlds.
And just when everyone was rushing to Tianjing, these bigwigs also received a notice from the disciples of the sect or the head of the sect who stayed behind. There is only one content, immediately rush to Jingshi!
The few sect leaders who stayed behind were even more heading towards the Jingshi from another way.
And before leaving, Zhang Jiangang didn't wait any longer!
To be honest, I've been waiting for three days, and it's time to issue a notice, although I also just discovered the ghost incident last night, including Qin Ridi.
In the previous life, the governments and sects of the earth covered up for more than a year and a half before announcing it, and they were bent on extinguishing it by their own strength, but the result intensified until it could no longer be contained.
It's pretty much the same, if there is a ghost incident among civilians at home or abroad, it's okay to say.
In that case, the officials of various countries may still be able to hold it back, and they will be patient and wait and see, and they will continue to hide it for a long time.
But such a big thing happened last night, and Zhang Jiangang believes that the officials of various countries will definitely not be able to bear it.
And when they figure it out overseas, they don't know what the Year of the Monkey will be.
Others don't dare to expose this matter, they are still waiting, and they are even thinking about maximizing their interests, Zhang Jiangang doesn't want to wait, the signs have come out last night, and he has to stand up!
Now Huaxia Guang has registered more than 30 million longevity boxing practitioners, although there are no statistics to learn the Five Elements Boxing through Pig Man, it is estimated that it is at least more than 10 million, and although there are few people who learn the younger version of Xiuzhen fitness weight loss exercises, it should be millions!
There is also the military, about two months ago, the Northwest Military Region fully promoted Zhang's military physical boxing.
With this foundation, Huaxia may not be able to fight with the ghosts that have descended into the world, not to mention that these ghosts are also just starting out!
According to the previous deployment, Zhang Jiangang finally issued the first Longteng notice!
At 12:38 p.m., the Longteng app, the official website, and the official SMS notification platform, which have not moved for a long time, are all updated!
As text messages and software notifications sounded, countless elderly people, including young people, received such a message on their mobile phones.
"Letter to All Zhang's Longevity Boxing Friends"
[The blood moon is in the sky, the mirage, the aura is revived, the heavens and the earth have changed, and mankind will enter the era of cultivation!]
APP, mobile phone text messages, official websites, including the official accounts of Longteng's major social networking sites, will be updated at 12:38 p.m.!
At noon, the world seems to be so quiet, and the people are still busy, no different from usual, still busy for their families, for their dreams, and for survival.
The meal that should be eaten, the work that should be worked, and the rest that should be rested is still the rest as usual.
To be honest, many people are also afraid of the blood moon, especially when there are various adverse reactions on the body. But after three days, that reaction has subsided a lot, and some people have even become accustomed to it, and they can't even feel it.
They don't know that not feeling it is not adapting, but that some changes have affected them at a deeper level, such as their physical functions, such as the mental state of the whole person, these things are subtly declining.
And on the day of the blood moon, the impact was just too big, which is why the reaction was so violent.
And this invisible influence is the biggest and the real killer.
Huaxia needs to be cultivated by the whole people!
In a fast-food restaurant under the high-rise CBD in Haiding District, Tianjing, China, there is a sea of white-collar workers who take a break at noon, filling the entire restaurant, and the queue is also long.
"I'm starving, I was thinking about coming down to eat when I was just programming, haha, eat quickly, Brother Dao. A young man said, looking at the steaming lunch in front of him.
"What are you looking at?" Seeing that his colleague Xu Yongdao stopped eating after receiving a text message, and then stared at his mobile phone all the time, the young man couldn't help but shout.
Hearing his colleague shouting himself, the programmer named Xu Yongdao was stunned, and then joked while looking at his mobile phone, "Brother, if someone says that the end of the world is about to end, do you believe it?"
"The end of the world? I believe it, why don't I believe it? My life is very early The end of the world! Ben San's people, the down payment is not early, go home for the New Year, someone urges marriage every day, the good conditions are not good-looking, the bad brother can't look down, overtime every day is tired of dogs, the end of the world has long been brother dei~ Eat quickly~"
As he spoke, Xu Yongdao's colleague shook his head and tried his best to put chopsticks into his mouth.
Alas, when is this kind of day a head? Although he didn't say it, Xu Yongdao sighed in his heart at the same time.
"Who are you listening to to rumors~" While eating, the colleague asked again.
"It's not an ordinary person to make this rumor this time, you see~" Glancing at his colleague, Xu Yongdao handed over the mobile phone.
"The last time I went home, I registered my mom to download Zhang's longevity boxing, using my mobile phone number, so they sent the message to my phone. While speaking, Xu Yongdao also explained to his colleagues.
"Damn! It's this old man!" Seeing the above content and the person who 'spread rumors', Xu Yongdao's colleague was startled.
"This old man has convulsions? How can a person with such a big influence as he dare to send anything out like a child? Isn't this looking for a seal? The state can bypass him!"
To be honest, it's okay for ordinary people to send this kind of information, but it's not the same thing for an influential person like this old man named Zhang Jiangang to send it. And this old man is very prestigious in the eyes of the elderly, and in the eyes of children.
Isn't this spreading feudal superstition? That is, young people with higher education will not believe in this, and what will happen if it is seen by other people who are not determined? Who is responsible for the impact!
Especially the elderly and children, who are responsible if they believe it and cause a bad influence in their hearts!
"Hehe, human beings have entered the era of cultivation, this uncle is really going to fool, this is preparing to rub the heat. ”
While talking, Xu Yongdao's colleagues looked at the contents of the notice as a joke.
[Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Jiangang.
Just three days ago, on the 14th day of the seventh month of this month, at 6 p.m....... There was a Blood Moon and Mirage incident, in which countless young people, including a large number of old people who had not repaired Zhang's longevity fist, suddenly felt unwell. On the contrary, the old people who have practiced Zhang's longevity fist are safe and sound, including children, why?
Because, mankind has officially entered the era of cultivation!
...... Yes, the aura of heaven and earth has re-descended on the earth after a thousand years!]
"Damn, the more I talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes! So I can cultivate immortals? I can fly? Then who still works, just be an immortal!" Seeing this, Xu Yongdao's colleague said with a disdainful smile.
And seeing Zhang Jiangang's explanation of the revival of Reiki, especially the impact of Reiki on human beings, this young man was even more unconvinced.
"Can such a good thing hurt people? According to what he said, the fairyland on TV is not only not heaven, but hell? Editor, continue to make it up!" Preconceived ideas, coupled with inner resistance, this young man felt that what Zhang Jiangang said was not credible and illogical.
"Wang Qiang, I think what he said makes a little sense. Xu Yongdao on the side said, "You think, from a scientific point of view, people have a process of adapting to the environment. Just like people from low-oxygen areas on the plateau come to the plains, many people think that more oxygen is a good thing. ”
"But as far as I know, people from the plateau can also have an accident when they suddenly come to the plains. From oxygen-poor environment to hyper-oxygen environment, their lungs will be very uncomfortable, and even drunk with oxygen will produce vomiting and dizziness, which is life-threatening. ”
"But I think what this old man said about aura and oxygen should not be the same thing, reiki should be nourishing according to what is said on TV, how can it harm people? ”
is worthy of being a program dog, and the two directly analyzed it from a scientific point of view.
At the same time, I can responsibly tell you that at the moment of the revival of the aura, our earth ushered in an uninvited guest, a ghost!]
Damn! This uncle is dead!
Uncle, do you think you are our dicks, dare to say anything, dare to brag about anything, and are not afraid of being held accountable barefoot anyway?
You're so rich, you're so influential, why bother! You're ready to put everything in the first half of your life on the line!
If Zhang Jiangang's explanation of the blood moon and aura revival in the front made everyone a little surprised and curious, then a sentence suddenly appeared in the back when the aura revived that an uninvited guest came to the earth, which scared everyone!
Of course, everyone was not frightened by ghosts, but by Zhang Jiangang's nonsense!
In modern society, when atheism is the main body and science and higher education are popular, uncle, you will make a big deal with us, and a group of ghosts came down from the underworld the night before yesterday, and then they are ready to occupy our earth? Uncle, it's time to go to the doctor!
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, this uncle was definitely drunk when he issued this announcement, I bet to you that he must be drunk, do you believe it or not?"
"Hehe, I won't fight you. To be honest, I was a little skeptical when I just watched the first half, but as soon as he said something, I was direct, hehe. Xu Yongdao also said with a smile, "I can see that this uncle is purely for selling tutorials." ”
In the notice, the uncle also used his influence and appeal to mobilize the elderly to pay attention to and protect the young people in the past few days, and strive to advise the young people to practice the cultivation exercises that have been released to resist the attacks of ghosts!
Not only that, but the uncle also mentioned some methods for ordinary people to prevent ghosts in the announcement, as well as some taboos.
Oh my God, doesn't the government care? This is incitement, this uncle is crazy!
In the announcement, Uncle Zhang Jiangang mentioned that he thinks the ghosts will attack in the next few days!
And while the two of them were talking about it, some other white-collar workers in the fast food restaurant had apparently received similar messages.
"Uncle said that a group of ghosts are coming to the end of the world, what should we do? He also said that let Uncle and Aunt protect us, you see!" Several white-collar workers not far from the side also shouted lively.
"What else can I do? I should go to work, I should earn money, or who cares about my wife and children." ”
"Oh my God, we young people have become a vulnerable group, this uncle has too many brains. ”
"Uncle also said that several heads of state have been attacked in Africa, and a similar situation has occurred in Europe, and said that in the past two days, it is predicted that ghosts may attack humans on a large scale. ”
"The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, if there is really a head of state attacked, can you not see it on the news?"
"Come on, come on, I'm waiting for them in the rental house, anyway, I've already lived enough, I might as well be a ghost!
Seeing this scene, Xu Yongdao and his colleague Wang Qiang couldn't help laughing, "Look at it, this uncle will definitely be scolded miserably on the Internet in the past two days!" Wang Qiang said.
"Let's go, hurry up and eat, and go home from work today to cultivate immortals." Xu Yongdao even quipped.
As Zhang Jiangang thought, young people still don't believe it.
However, this is not the case with another group.
Just as Xu Yongdao finished lunch and was about to go back to the office to rest and continue to work as a code farmer in the afternoon, his mobile phone rang.
"Hey Mom, what's wrong?"
"Yongdao, have you seen the dragon announcement sent by Teacher Zhang?"
"Look, what's wrong?"
"You hurry up and download the exercises that Teacher Zhang said, and pay attention to some things not to do at night, don't run around...... Teacher Zhang said that there may be ghosts attacking people in the past two days~"
"......" Xu Yongdao has a black line.
"Mom, that old man is a madman, don't believe him. What age are there ghosts, okay, I'll go back to rest and go to work, Mom, you pay attention to your body at home. ”
"You kid, how can you say that about Teacher Zhang, listen to Mom~'s son, hurry back and ......"
"Okay, okay, I know Mom. Xu Yongdao couldn't cry or laugh, and it was even more perfunctory.