"Well, Brother Yu, although what you said is a bit mysterious, it still sounds a little reasonable...... Let's not talk about others, I think when my daughter-in-law first saw me, although she didn't cut me with a knife and axe, she was also a tiger, and took a peach branch to compete with me...... Alas, it is difficult to marry a daughter-in-law, and it is even more difficult to marry the daughter-in-law of a martial arts master! Fortunately, I have practiced the legendary 'Spirit Rhino Finger', otherwise I wouldn't have known how to end up at that time!" After listening to Yu Wulin's quibble, Wu Guo naturally got off the donkey...... The speaker had no intention, but the listener had a heart, but Cai Suzhen, who was standing with a sword behind him, rolled his eyes......! Xiao Wu sells melons and boasts...... Where are you that legendary spirit finger...... At that time, I was thinking in my heart to save some face for you, so I didn't puncture your flower frame on the spot!

What else do you say about the legendary spirit rhino finger? You clearly just close your eyes and stretch out your hands...... Where is the mastery of divine skills, it is completely to cover your ears and steal the bell, and resign yourself to fate!

"That's not right! Brother Guo, although you have practiced the legendary Spirit Rhino Finger, but Brother Yue has never practiced it! What if he loses to Situ Hua in the ring? This blow is not trivial, and Brother Yue is likely to collapse in the future!" Seeing that the harmful fruit was about to give a happy word, he didn't expect the mouse king who was staying on the side to interject in a hurry: "What's wrong with the two of them fighting? This matter must not be careless! Right? Looking at the essence from the surface, the two of them fought on the surface, but they fought for the supreme position in the family! Brother Guo, you used your spirit finger to fight with your sister-in-law's peach branch sword, so now you still have some status at home; but I am different, when I was scratched by the little cat girl on the mouse mountain, one Buddha ascended to heaven, and the second Buddha entered the ground...... From now on, I have no place at home!"

It's messed up!

......

"Phew!One yard is one yard, you are a mouse meets a cat, it is normal to have no status at home, but it is not normal to have status!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes, waved his hand and pushed the little mouse aside: "Children are just ignorant, they just don't know priorities...... For Ming Lou, whether he has status at home in the future is not the point; the key point is whether he can marry Xiaohua home! Even if he loses to Xiaohua in the ring, at least he can still move the beauty, and in the end, he will not be able to hold the beauty again? Isn't it right? What's wrong with the family's lack of status? The family's lack of status is a hundred times better than not being able to marry a daughter-in-law! Isn't it? For those single dogs in the world, status is a floating cloud, and marrying a daughter-in-law is the most important thing! What status do you have with me? Hmph! There is a way that is not in his position, and he does not seek his own politics, and it is not too late to discuss your status with me after you marry your daughter-in-law!"

It's messed up!

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"Brother Guo, in this way, have you decided to let Yueminglou fight in the ring?" Yu Wulin on the side had already waited impatiently, and he didn't have the leisure to listen to the nonsense of the harmful fruit anymore, so he interrupted hurriedly.

"Well, it's decided! I'll recommend Minglou to go to the ring! So it's five people in the ring...... There is no doubt that sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight, the later the game, the more advantageous it is, I don't know how to determine the order of appearance?" Wu Guo was no longer pretentious, and said with a straight face: "Brother Yu, you don't have to be sloppy with me, you must be the last one to appear! Let me tell you, although I hate the legendary black-box operation the most, but the ring is opened by your family...... Alas, how can a person not bow his head under the eaves, let alone the royal eaves......"

"No, no! Brother Guo, you are too worried about this! The order of appearance is determined by the lottery of the five of us on the day of the ring competition! Leave it to fate, Tong Suo is not bullied, and the absolute Tong Su is not bullied!" Hearing Wu Guo suddenly mention the black-box operation, Yu Wulin's heart was suddenly shocked, but his face pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring, and while slapping his chest loudly, he said unashamedly: "Cheating or something...... It's just that others don't understand who I am, Brother Guo, don't you understand? Let's just say that we always played cards together at the card table when we were two hours...... I ended up losing my purse with silver, but I didn't cheat, did I? Well, I didn't want to cheat...... The main reason is that Brother Guo, you are born with a pair of fiery eyes, and any cheating action can't escape your eyes...... Ahem! It's far away! Brother Guo, don't worry! It's all guests, I'll let a few of them draw lots first on the day of the ring competition! When they finish drawing in turn, the last one left is mine! That's always okay, right? They are all red flowers, and I'll be the green leaf...... That's okay, right?"

"......" Before Wu Guo could speak, Cai Suzhen, who was standing with a sword behind him, rolled his eyes! There are many routines in the capital, I want to go back to the northwest...... These individuals in the capital are all kind-eyed and oily, but in their hearts they are more cunning and vicious than the other! They call their brother in their mouths and dig out their backs; they say that they will never cheat, but they are thinking about cheating all their lives in their hearts!

It's not enough for them to cheat once...... To be a man has a dream, they are secretly thinking about how to cheat for a lifetime!

Others walk on two feet, but they treat cheating as a never-ending rolling wheel!

It's cool to cheat all the time, and it's cool to cheat all the time!

It's messed up!

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"Yes, not only do you not like cheating, but I also hate cheating the most! Why? cough! My daughter-in-law is a famous tendon, and she likes to pull everything, straight to the point...... She's most annoyed by those who are opportunistic and cheating!" Although Yu Wulin's mouth was beautiful, he didn't believe in the harm to others...... But this question is just a question, how can a person under the eaves not bow his head, who called the ring opened by someone else? After thinking about it, he said: "I haven't been to the gate of the palace, and I don't know how the ring is built? When are you going to bang the gong and start fighting?"

"Well, the ring is pretty much set up now...... On the other hand, the Queen Mother and her old man attach great importance to the matter of the ring, and she is ready to watch it in person; in two days it will be the New Year, and the Queen Mother and her old man will have to accept the congratulations of hundreds of officials, as well as various banquets and celebrations, there are many things, how can we wait until after the Lantern Festival......" Yu Wulin's eyes flashed.

"Oh, you are the one who opened the ring, so it's up to you to decide...... Then wait until after the Lantern Festival!" Wu Guo was not hypocritical, and after agreeing quickly, he suddenly remembered something important, and said hurriedly: "Brother Yu, you came just in time this time......! I won't go to visit her old man during the Chinese New Year...... It's not that I don't want to go, it's that my family is so poor that they can't even open the pot! Isn't that right? Everyone is mixed up in the scene, and I can't go to her old man's house empty-handed, right? I can't stop giving gifts just because my family is poor, right? One yard is one yard, and the queen mother will not care if my family is poor or not; she will only care about whether I give a gift or not! What? What a thing you say, Brother Yu? Why? Cough! What an easy-to-understand thing! Because it is someone else who is poor, but it is she who receives the gift!

It's messed up!