More than a dozen people immediately shouted. Chen Lu said: "Old man, I remember who you are, you should be surnamed Hu, right? Since you have the final say, I propose, don't fight, I'll make you a Lu Zhonglian." Fighting is not fun at all. ”

Emperor Zun said: "It's too late, this crazy woman has killed hundreds of us. ”

Chen Lu said: "Old man Hu, you don't want to think about it, it was you who broke up someone's happy marriage. After so many years, this old king is still alone, don't you deserve to panic? Still standing there chatting? Let Brother Shi be soft. ”

After speaking, Chen Lu saw Shi Dangdang secretly giving him a thumbs up, and understood, this is not Shi Dangdang's call for it at all.

At this time, someone from the other side also came. said: "What kind of Tang monk meat is that." If you don't speak, we don't believe you, and you don't say anything. If they don't let people go and apologize to our boss, we will step on the top of the Jade Emperor. ”

Chen Lu said: "You melon baby, melon is embarrassed, where is your turn to speak? Stand down!"

Emperor Zun said: "Chen Zunye, we have already sent 600,000 troops, and the universe is shaking, so we can't just withdraw like this." ”

Chen Lu said: "That's right, there are more Guwa soldiers in those gangs, and Emperor Liu is them, and there is also the invincible in the East." Fight yourselves, and in the end Our Lady will heal you of your sins. ”

Chen Lu understood that the generals below were not afraid of things and wanted to make a small fortune while the fight was taking place. As soon as the cannon sounded, there were ten thousand taels of gold. As for the bosses of the two families, they dare not use their troops without permission, and if they do not do so, they will be dismissed and even subject to criminal punishment.

At present, it is difficult to ride a tiger.

Emperor Zun said: "You are the Venerable of the Three Realms, we will give you face, you can draw a debut." ”

Chen Lu shouted, "Mrs. Wang, do you agree?"

Wang Po said, "Obey the decree of the lord. ”

Chen Lu said: "That's easy, I'll mediate." But I want to state that I have selfish motives. Mrs. Wang was invited by my old man to go up the mountain to be Lu Zhonglian, and the conditions I put forward must be biased, okay, old man Hu. ”

Emperor Zun said: "You are very honest, tell me about it." ”

Chen Lu said: "Let Luo Luo go, the two families will retire, and my old man will go to the emperor to ask for guilt." ”

Shi Dangdang shouted loudly when the Venerable beside him shouted: "What kind of bullshit Venerable Master are you, why are you what you say? Do you still want to play the alliance under the city?"

Chen Lu said: "Who are you, you seem to have some ability? ”

The man replied, "I am, bah, I am Venerable Nanyue Fengli. ”

Chen Lu said: "Ao, big pineapple, old man Hu, if you don't agree, you have to rely on your fists to speak." Then I'll have to take it, I'll know this big pineapple first. His mouth stinks. ”

Emperor Zun said: "It's okay, learn from each other, and get to the point." ”

Feng Li had already waited impatiently, and the time had come to show his face in front of the Venerable of the Family and in front of the boss. He slashed over with a big axe in his hand.

Chen Lu was not in a hurry, and his left hand shot out the triple "Ten Heavenly Steps of the Universe", and a yellow light shot out. This Fengli danced the big axe, like an ice crystal blocking the yellow light, only to hear a clanging sound, sparks flying everywhere. Feng Li took a few steps back and looked at Chen Lu in surprise.

Chen Lu jumped up immediately after the yellow light, and everyone heard a crackling sound, followed by a miserable scream. Chen Lu was already standing there calmly, clapping his hands, as if he had touched something unclean.

Looking at Feng Li again, the big axe of Kaishan had already flown out, covering his face with both hands, blood flowing from the corners of his mouth, and he looked at Chen Lu blankly.

Chen Lu said: "You big pineapple, you don't brush your teeth when you come out to fight, you eat garlic, and your mouth is full of garlic stink." Do you dare to scold me old man's bullshit? Slap your face into a big pineapple first. Where's your teeth? Poor big pineapple. ”

Fengli found that there were really two teeth missing, and after looking for a while, he didn't find them. He seemed to feel too embarrassed, it didn't matter if he couldn't find his teeth, he had to find a piece first, so he picked up the big axe and rushed forward.

Emperor Zun shouted in the air: "Stand down, shame on you." Thank you Chen Zunye for your mercy. ”

Chen Lu said: "It's okay, you're not confused, look at these mountain dogs of yours, all of them are stupid to death, you say, old man Hu, how to play next?"

Emperor Zun said: "None of us are your opponents, let them go together and ask for advice." Let's talk a little bit more. ”

Wang Po shouted: "It's a pity, you are an emperor, so you have such a despicable and shameless idea, and you will be beaten in a group if you can't fight alone." ”

Chen Lu said: "Shut up, it's nothing to do with you." Hu Dizun, your nine mountains and sixteen mountains are not enough, let them all come. ”

"Well, it will be done to you. As he spoke, a dozen more people descended from the sky.

Emperor Zun said: "Shi Dangdang, you will organize the formation, just to learn, not to hurt people." Before the words fell, the formation had already opened, and Feng Li also picked up the big axe to participate in the battle.

Chen Lu saw that his face was swollen like a big bun and laughed.

At this time, everyone was already concentrating and preparing to fight, seeing him laughing, his fingers were full, and he said: "What looks like a pineapple, swollen and like a bun, it is not appropriate." You see, it's just a boiled pig's head. ”

Everyone looked at Feng Li, and if it was so, they began to hold back. I don't know who didn't hold back and laughed out loud. Everyone laughed, leaning back and forth.

After laughing for a while, Chen Lu shouted: "Laugh at anything, be serious, we are serious, what about fighting, fighting will kill people." ”

When everyone saw the seriousness he said, they all remembered that this was a confrontation between the two armies, and they all became serious. Shi Dangdang shouted: "Array!"

Just lined up. Chen Lu laughed again.

Everyone was inexplicable, and they all looked at the direction of Chen Lu's finger.

Chen Lu said: "The big pineapple is still looking for teeth all over the ground, and his teeth are hanging on his belt? So big teeth. My old man can swear to the Virgin Mary, this is the most ugly tooth I have ever seen. ”

Everyone looked at Feng Li's clothes belt, and sure enough, there were two huge teeth.

Feng Li also saw it and shouted, "This is not my tooth, it is the tooth of a beast, not a dog's, or a pig's." ”

Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter when they saw Big Tooth, and when they heard Feng Li say this, they laughed together again, laughing back and forth.

Chen Lu shouted: "Hey, can you fight this fight? I'm going to do it in a while." "Everyone started to get serious again, and they lined up to attack.

Chen Lu laughed again and pointed to the other party. This time it's not Fengli, it's two people with forks.

When you look at it, one person uses the fork that the shepherd uses to collect cow dung, and the other is the fork that people use to mix forage for the animals.

Shi Dangdang was displeased and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

"My three-foot steel fork broke a tooth, and I didn't have time to change it, so I had to take this dung fork. ”