[009] on the road
The words just landed, Xiao Shizhu reacted to what he said just now, but he thought about it, he has no relatives and no reason in this underworld, and there is no backstage, it is rare to have a guy who knows how to be grateful and worships himself, and he is a guy who dares to kill one of the ten palace kings, the king of Chujiang, and it is not impossible to worship him.
Anyway, he still has some time to be reincarnated, and he offended the Mo family again yesterday in order to save his life, and now he is worshipping Ying Zhao, so if the Mo family disciples dare to come to find their bad luck, Ying Zhao can still cover himself. Thinking about this, Xiao Shizhu was relieved.
Ying Zhao and Lu Wu were stunned for a moment, looked at him with puzzled expressions, and asked in unison, "What is Baizi?"
"Oh, this is the most popular and highest way of saying about swearing in our big village. Xiao Shizhu saw their incomprehensible expressions and knew that these two demon spirits didn't seem to understand modern language, so he coughed twice and began to pretend to put on a score: "People with status and status in our village are called worshippers. For people like me who have an identity instead of just an ID card, of course, they have to say goodbye to the handle. ”。
Yingzhao Lu Wu was stunned by him, but he also nodded, cast an envious look at him, and said: "It turns out that when Your Excellency is in the world, you are also an indescribable person!"
"Of course, I am the greatest hope and pride of our big stockade. Being praised by them, Xiao Shizhu was also a little proud, with an arrogant face, he squeezed his eyebrows at Yingzhao, and slowly asked: "I am so handsome, how can I not be an unspeakable person?"
Although Ying Zhao and Lu Wu couldn't understand his words, they were also convinced of the fact that his identity was indescribable, and thought that they had met a nobleman, so they hurriedly asked respectfully: "Haven't you asked Your Excellency for your name?"
Xiao Shizhu saw that his flickering had achieved results, and he was not ashamed but proud, and after rolling his eyes, he talked eloquently: "My surname is Xiao Shizhu, the word male god, and the national husband." In our world, everyone describes me with only thirteen words, that is, people love flowers and flowers, and when they drive a car with a flat tire. ”。
After finishing speaking, he turned around, raised his head and walked towards the ghost market, and said very heroically: "Go, I invite you to eat something delicious." ”。
Ying Zhao and Lu Wu stood in place, looking at each other for a moment, and then Ying Zhao said to Lu Wu: "Although I don't understand what he says, I can see from what he says that this kid is not simple." You see that he is a male god and a god character, will he be the child of Nuwa Niangniang and Fuxi who remain in the world?" Ying Zhao dared to guess this, and another reason was that he sensed that the soul qi in Xiao Shizhu's body carried a faint divine power, as if it was suppressed by something;
And Lu Wu, who also sensed the divine power in Xiao Shizhu's body, nodded, and after a sigh, he echoed: "Those two adults haven't returned to the underworld yet, it's really possible." ”。 After speaking, he gave Ying Zhao a look, and hurriedly pulled his legs together to chase Xiao Shizhu.
If Xiao Shizhu heard their conversation, he would definitely laugh. He is an orphan whose parents died young, how can he be the child of the two great gods who created man in the legend. However, with his brazen character, he will definitely nod to the Yingzhao people with a straight face after laughing: "That's right, my parents are Nuwa and Fuxi." "of.
Sure enough, after the heroes chased him, they cautiously told him their guesses. Xiao Shizhu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then let out a "poof" sound in his mouth, and then laughed.
But just when Ying Zhao and Lu Wu looked at him who was already smiling and bent over, they were suspicious in their hearts, wondering if they were wrong, Xiao Shizhu suddenly put away his smile, straightened his back and looked at them, and whispered to them in an affirmative tone: "That's right, the two of you are really discerning, don't hide it from the two of you, my father and mother sent me to the underworld to exercise and exercise, and they asked me to come to the underworld to go deep into the grassroots and understand the grassroots, so that I can better benefit the world after I go back." ”。
Xiao Shizhu, who was talking nonsense, thought in his heart: "I didn't lie to you, according to mythology, all people were created by these two great gods, and I am also a human being, so there is absolutely nothing wrong with saying that it is their child." ”。
Seeing that he was so sure, Ying Zhao and Lu Wu were no longer suspicious, and hurriedly prostrated themselves on the ground in front of him, lowered their heads, and shouted in unison: "Lord!"
Xiao Shizhu saw that they were so respectful, and his heart was even more happy, but he has been adrift in society for a long time but has no power and no power, he always has the spirit of rivers and lakes in his bones, and it is impossible to get used to being held and offered at once, so he hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, you can't call me that if you say goodbye." ”。
Unexpectedly, his words and deeds made Ying Zhao and Lu Wu feel that he was approachable, and they were even more convinced of his identity as Fuxi Nuwa's child, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "We don't dare to make a mistake and call the Lord brothers." ”。
"What are you afraid of, I came to the underworld to go deep into the grassroots to understand the grassroots. After Xiao Shizhu replied disappreciably, he pretended to be angry and said: "It's a big deal that you can just call me big brother, the title of the lord is too twisted." Moreover, as soon as you call me Lord, my status will immediately be elevated, so how can I go deep into the grassroots? Understand the grassroots?"
Although Yingzhao Lu Wu is a demon soul who has lived for thousands of years, but in the final analysis, it is to show the gate to the ancient gods, and they can not talk about Xiao Shizhu in terms of eloquence, so they almost wanted to speak but were so poor that they couldn't speak, and finally in the spirit of not being able to disobey the loyalty of the Lord, they had to nod and agree.
Xiao Shizhu took them to the ghost market to find a luxurious restaurant, and after asking for a secluded private room, he asked the shopkeeper to get a pig's head and incense candles.
After that, the three of them burned incense and bowed again and swore an oath: "Although Xiao Shizhu, Yingzhao, and Lu Wu are of different races, they are also different surnames, and they are brothers today, and they will work together in the future, and they will be blessed and enjoy the same hardships." I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year. The Emperor and the Queen of Heaven have learned from this heart, betraying righteousness and ingratitude, and killing heaven and man together!" And Lu Wu's two little henchmen, Tu Wei and Qin Yuan, who looked like bees, also began to be respectful to him, calling him the eldest master.
And Xiao Shizhu also doesn't have a big brother's shelf, he seems approachable, which makes the demon souls such as Ying Zhao and Lu Wu have a little more favorability towards him.
After that, they drank at the same table in the private room, and after a good drink, Xiao Shizhu went to Yingzhao's house to sleep. In the next few days, he slept in Yingzhao's home during the day, and went to the casino to play money at night under the banner of going deep into the grassroots to understand the life and culture of the grassroots.
Of course, seeing that Yingzhao Lu Wu and they were so depressed that they lived in a thatched house, Xiao Shizhu couldn't bear it, after all, to be a big brother you have to look like a big brother, so after he made money from the casino, he would give some to Yingzhao Lu Wu and them.
On the tenth day, at noon, the two ghosts almost stood at the door of Yingzhao's house on time and took away the sleepy Xiao Shizhu.
Ying Zhao knew that Xiao Shizhu was going to the Ghost Judgment Hall to listen to King Qin Guang's judgment on him. Although he was not worried about Xiao Shizhu's safety, he, Lu Wu, Tu Wei and Qin Yuan still chased Xiao Shizhu to the ghost ya, and waited outside the door for Xiao Shizhu.
After Xiao Shizhu was brought to the Ghost Judgment Palace, he knelt down in front of King Qin Guang, who was high above, and saw the other party smiling to himself and said: "Xiao Shizhu, you do have merit, but your merit is shallow, and you still have to live a hundred years before you can be reincarnated as a human, and you will go to the ghost mother country to be a ghost slave in this hundred years." A hundred years later, this king will order the ghost to take you back to Xudu and hand you over directly to the Wheel King, so that he can arrange for you to be reincarnated as a human. ”。
Knowing that he could not only be reincarnated, but also be a human being, he was already overjoyed, Xiao Shizhu hurriedly shouted to King Qin Guang: "The king is wise. After that, he stood up, took out two ingots of fifty taels, walked to King Qin Guang and handed them to him.
Everything was expected by King Qin Guang, he saw that Xiao Shizhu not only did not doubt himself, but also gave him two ingots, so he asked the master to hand the verdict to Xiao Shizhu to sign and draw, and waved his hand to signal the ghost to take Xiao Shizhu on the road, so as not to have too many dreams at night.
Xiao Shizhu came out of the ghost ya, and the worried Lu Wuying and other demon spirits surrounded him, and asked in a loud voice: "Big brother, how is it?" Xiao Shizhu smiled and told them the verdict, Lu Wu and Ying Zhao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Master, are you still so happy to be a ghost slave?" followed Lu Wu and asked thoughtfully, "That's the drudgery of serving other ghosts." ”。
Xiao Shizhu was slightly stunned when he heard this, he was so happy to hear that he could be reincarnated as a human before, and he forgot to ask King Qin Guang what kind of industry this ghost slave was; But listening to Tuwi's words, the ghost slave seems to be a nanny or something like that, and it's not bad.
But in order not to let them see that their fate was being controlled by King Qin Guang, he pretended to be deep and said: "Yes, if you don't serve other ghosts, how can you go deep into the grassroots? How to understand the grassroots?"
"Oh. Tu Wei nodded as if he didn't understand.
At this time, the two ghosts stepped forward and urged Xiao Shizhu: "Let's go, it's time to go on the road." ”。 Xiao Shizhu didn't expect it to be so fast, so he hurriedly said to the ghost: "Two, can you let me and my brothers have a farewell meal?"
"No!" one of the fat ghosts who looked like winter melons almost rejected him without hesitation, and said with a straight face: "If you don't leave, you won't be able to cross the Lechuan River before dark, don't be sluggish." ”。
Xiao Shizhu took out some broken silver and gave it to the official, and said some good things, but the two ghosts accepted the broken silver but still didn't agree. Seeing that they couldn't be accommodating, Xiao Shizhu had no choice but to give up. He took some money to Ying Zhao and Lu Wu, and after explaining that they should pay attention to their bodies, with a sense of reluctance, he followed the two ghosts step by step and went to the outside of the city.
After watching Xiao Shizhu's figure disappear from sight, Yingzhao Lu Wu's eyes were already slightly red. Although they didn't get along for long, Xiao Shizhu was talkative and approachable, which brought them a lot of joy.
After a long time, Ying Zhao and the others were still standing in place, looking at the direction where Xiao Shizhu had left. It wasn't until Ying Zhao's shoulder was patted that he came to his senses.
Ying Zhao looked back and saw black and white impermanence, standing behind him. Hei Wuchang still didn't speak, but Bai Wuchang grinned at Ying Zhao and said, "Ying Zhao, I heard that you killed a few of King Chujiang's family members a few days ago, you are fat enough!"