“...... A hungry tiger pounced on the big official at the north gate, and knocked down the silver lotus sister who wanted to welcome and be ashamed, and was about to make a move, but he heard the urging voice of the princess outside the door: 'Don't be anxious this time, that Wu Dalang has already returned home with a cooking cake'!"

Putting down the ink pen, Li Wanji relaxed his wrist, and Mei Zizi admired his "masterpieces".

In this world, no one should call themselves a disjointed dog, right?

That's right, in this era when crossing has become commonplace, he has also been honored to be a member of the army of time-travelers.

In the past, he was a full-time Internet writer in Shenzhou Huaxia.

One day, suddenly a local tyrant rewarded him with a thousand yuan for the alliance leader, and he was extremely excited to promise to add 100 chapters within seven days to repay the love of the local tyrant's eldest brother.

Then, because I hadn't rested much for five days in a row, I burped on the keyboard.

The last thought before dying - "Help me up, I can still write"!

It has been almost a year since I crossed over to this world of cultivating immortals with many sects.

Today, he is a well-known writer with countless readers, and is the author of masterpieces such as "The Wasted Daily Life of Monk Abin in the Academy" and "The Pension Life of Uncle Qin, the Gatekeeper of Xianzong".

The book "The Legend of the Silver Lotus" in his hand is another masterpiece that he "borrowed".

How can the matter of the writer be considered a copy?

This is as a great cultural communicator, crossing the barriers of the world and spreading the glory of art to this world of cultivating immortals!

In fact, at the beginning, Li Wanji didn't want to drive in another world.

I really want to be a serious writer and write some serious stories.

However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny.

The manuscripts he had written before were brought to the city and no bookseller was willing to publish them in a rigid manner.

In the end, in desperation, in order to support his family, he had to sell his personality to become an old driver in the world of cultivating immortals.

Although there are no river crab beasts in this immortal cultivation world, there is no need to worry that the people will suddenly disappear.

But again, there are no laws for the protection of cultural property rights in this world.

Therefore, although Li Wanji's works written under the pseudonym vest of "A Thousand Cups Are Inexhaustible" are exported to the major cities of the Tianxuan Continent and are famous all over the world, he actually does not make much money.

Li Wanji, who stopped writing and rested, looked at the lively scene of people coming and going on the streets outside Fang City, especially when he saw several monks wearing the clothes of Yuntian Sect disciples with swords hanging from their waists.

It's like just a hundred tons of lemons, so sour that they almost separated from the plasma wall on the spot.

Traveling to the world of cultivating immortals, but not having the slightest cultivation qualifications, is really too fucked.

I can only comfort myself silently in my heart-

Oh, what's so good about being a monk, how unstable it is to fight and kill every day, in case you accidentally burp yourself by vendetta one day!

In addition to being an old driver, Li Wanji is also the owner of a bookstore in Tianqing Zhenfang City.

This bookstore was inherited just half a month ago.

The owner of the original bookstore is a bad old man called Lao Fang, and he is also Li Wanji's only "family" in this world.

At the beginning, it was the old party who adopted Li Wanji, who had just crossed over, was unfamiliar with life and almost starved to death on the street.

Half a month ago, Lao Fang suddenly said that he had something to do to go out of town to a distant place, and then entrusted everything here to Li Wanji as if he was explaining what was going on after his death.

After nearly a year of getting along, Li Wanji, who was a fatherless and motherless iron orphan in his previous life, also regarded this old man who was serious on the surface and sullen in his heart, often squatting on the side of the road and looking at the plump woman on the street, as if he were his own grandfather.

Part of the reason why I work so hard to make money is to improve the quality of life of my grandparents and grandchildren, and partly because I want to save more money and marry a wife for the old man.

After all, Lao Fang is so old, but he is still alone, and he doesn't even have a daughter-in-law with a quilt by his side, which is really miserable and desolate.

As for yourself?

Li Wanji felt that he was still young and could wave for a few more years.

After all, in the indescribable Goolan tile, those white-skinned, beautiful and long-legged young ladies are really fragrant!

As a serious author, it's about finding inspiration and drawing material for your artistic creations!

......

......

Afternoon.

Writing a book is a brain-intensive job, and Li Wanji, who had a full meal, fell asleep unconsciously in front of the counter.

Then he dreamed again, the extremely mysterious and shameful dream that he had been repeating for nearly a year since he crossed over to the Tianxuan Continent.

In the dream, as a pure man, he was in a small and dark space, with his lower abdomen high and bulging, like a woman who was about to give birth in October.

I still remember that when I just crossed over, the lower abdomen in the dream was not so big.

But later, every time I repeated this dream, my lower abdomen seemed to be really giving birth to something, and it was going to bulge a little more.

"Ahh

Li Wanji in the dream, the lower abdomen like a fetus in October suddenly became in severe pain.

Could it be...... Going to give birth?

But the problem is, I'm a pure man!

If it's really raw, there's no place to come out?

At this moment, although he knew that everything was just a dream, he still really felt that something in his belly was moving restlessly.

"To ...... It's coming out......"

With such thoughts, the high and bulging lower abdomen of the dream quickly deflated as if it was leaking air.

Li Wanji just wanted to see what he had given birth to in his dream, and the absurd and shameful dream came to an abrupt end.

Sleepy-eyed woke up and looked up.

Li Wanji found that he had two rare guests in this bookstore, a man and a woman.

The man was born white and round, like a cute ball walking.

And the girl with a long whip hanging from her waist on the side, dressed in sassy red, with a hot body and a beautiful and heroic appearance.

Looking at the gorgeous silk and satin that is worth a lot of money on the two of them, and the extraordinary magic weapons they wear, they are monks from famous families at first glance.

Li Wanji hurriedly got up to greet him, ready to lick away.

Maybe if you lick these two immortal cultivators comfortably, you can throw some elixir recipes or something for yourself, wouldn't it be beautiful!

When licking a dog, Li Wanji is a professional!

In his previous life, when he was a street writer on the Internet, none of the local tyrants in the book who rewarded more than 20 yuan were licked clearly by him in the readership group!

But as soon as he opened his mouth, Li Wanji was stunned and speechless as if he saw an old sow "whoosh" up the tree.

Because above the heads of these two guests, he saw a large string of strange words-

[Zhou Chimeng, male, age 17, height 168, weight 165kg.

The third prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty in the south of the Tianxuan Continent.

Cultivation is: "Enter the Xuan" upper realm

Ideal: Taste all the world's delicacies and become the best chef in the world!

Mood: 914 (I was beaten by my dad before leaving home -10; I was bored after sitting on a flying boat for two days -10; I went out with my grumpy sister -66; I broke six ribs when I was playing with my sister last night -99; my sister didn't beat me for three hours +100; the lunch sauce elbow was so fragrant and delicious+999)

Life creed: The prince who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good monk!]

[Zhou Huoyao, female, age 18, height 168, weight 46kg, measurements...... (omitted)

The eldest princess of the Great Zhou Dynasty, there is a divine phoenix blood hidden in her body.

Cultivation is: "Spiritual Void" Middle Realm

Ideal: Be famous all over the world and find your true destiny as soon as possible!

Mood: 193 (my brother is getting fatter and fatter -10; my brother is too lazy to practice these two days-20; my brother's appearance is really ugly-30; girls always have a few days a month-60; I beat my brother in the name of learning +80; I will see Senior Brother Lu Qingfeng right away+233)

Life creed: If you can do it, don't force it, hit the other party first, and then think about why you fight!]

At the end of these texts, there is also a small line of prompt "Remaining information, not yet unlocked conditions".

Could this be the legendary traverser cheat?

Why has it been delayed for a year, is it ...... Something to do with your dream of having an unplanned pregnancy and childbirth?

So the question is, what exactly is I pregnant with in my dream?

Li Wanji frowned, realizing that things were not simple.