Chapter 20: I'll Tell You a Story
Following.
Three poles on the sun.
Refusing the enthusiastic send-off of his younger brother Qian Changsheng, Li Wanji's legs were weak and staggered towards Tiantian Town.
Last night's dishes were so hearty and delicious, and the wine was so delicious that I accidentally drank too much.
Then the two of them worshiped heaven and earth with the strength of wine, he was a brother, and Qian Changsheng was a brother.
The generations of these brothers are not usually ranked according to age, but according to capital.
can only be understood but not spoken, in short, it is the talented Li Wanji who won with a crushing posture.
How he spent last night, he had almost forgotten all about it after drinking too many fragments.
I only know that when I woke up today, he and Qian Changsheng were lying directly on the wine table, but fortunately, there were still profane clothes on their bodies to cover their shame, otherwise they would have to meet each other really and honestly.
Return to Tilt Town.
After entering the town, Li Wanji was just about to go to Lao Yuan's side to get close, but he didn't expect the other party to take the lead in beckoning him to go over.
"What's the matter?"
Li Wanji walked up to the front and asked.
For some reason, I always feel that today's Lao Yuan's expression is a little weird, and the whole person seems to be very unnatural.
"It's okay, it's just that the old man suddenly remembered a past incident and wanted to talk to you. ”
"I want to hear about it!"
Next, Lao Yuan spent a stick of incense and told the story of an unknown boy who was appreciated by the immortals because of his honesty.
The gist of the story is that when a teenager was crossing the rope bridge, he accidentally dropped the "Basic Qi Refining Technique" he practiced on the cliff, and the immortal god who was in charge of this mountain peak at night asked him a young man, did you drop this "Basic Qi Refining Technique", or this "Nine Turns Immortal Formula"?
The young man did not answer honestly and greedily, but was appreciated by the mountain god and gave both exercises to the young man.
Later, with this immortal trick, the young man successfully became a Dao Venerable powerhouse who called for wind and rain and infinite scenery.
"How do you feel after listening to this story?"
Lao Yuan, who finally finished telling this story, looked up at Li Wanji expectantly and asked.
"Is that mountain god a man or a woman?" Li Wanji asked rhetorically.
"Female ...... Female. ”
Li Wanji pondered for a moment and said: "That young man didn't choose the right one, he should insist that these two parts were not dropped by himself, and successfully attracted the attention of the mountain god, and then directly hugged the mountain god's thigh and asked her to pay, if she can't pay it, let the mountain god pay for it!"
In this way, he successfully hugged the thigh of the mountain god and became the man behind the mountain god, and the young man's future achievements are definitely not only Daozun, but he can definitely ascend to become an immortal!
As the so-called female college is three thousand in the immortal class, the young man is still too young......"
"Get out!"
"Great!"
Looking at the back of this kid leaving, Lao Yuan was simply angry.
I pulled down my own hair.,I finally made up a story full of educational significance.,As a result, the style of painting for this kid was deviated.。
As for Li Wanji himself, who was far away, as soon as Lao Yuan opened his mouth, he knew that this was obviously an old-fashioned story made up.
Fang Cai's answer to destroying the three views was naturally deliberate.
When things go wrong, there must be demons, so why did Lao Yuan use such clumsy acting skills to suddenly teach himself an educational lesson?
Just as Li Wanji was thinking about this question, he found that Mr. Zijing was standing on the arch bridge that he had to pass back to the bookstore.
"Mr. Zijing, what are you standing here?"
"I'm fine, wander around. ”
Looking at Mr. Zijing, who has read a lot of books, he is a person who is not good at lying, and Li Wanji directly saw through his embarrassment.
Not only did he not speak, but his fingers clenched nervously.
"By the way, you can stay for the time being, I recently saw a rather interesting story in the book, shall I tell you about it?"
At this time, Mr. Zijing had a consistent indifferent attitude, and even used a requesting tone.
To be honest, such a contrast is even a little cute.
treats Mr. Zijing, Li Wanji is still quite respectful, and naturally listens attentively.
Sure enough, Mr. Zijing told another story full of educational significance.
It is said that once upon a time there was an only son of a big landowner, after inheriting the family business, he encountered the arrival of the disaster year, he was not like the rest of the big landlords alone, but scattered the family wealth to open a warehouse and release grain, so that the surrounding ten miles and eight villages were safe to spend the disaster year.
A few years later, the son of a landlord who had become an ordinary family, when the prime minister of the dynasty suddenly visited, it turned out that the prime minister's parents relied on this relief grain back then, so they did not die in the famine in the disaster year, which was repaid after becoming famous.
At the end of the story, good deeds are rewarded, and this person has a wealth and family business that is 100 times larger than the previous family business......
In front of Mr. Zijing, Li Wanji naturally didn't dare to mess around.
Without waiting for the other party to ask, he took the initiative to do a profound reading comprehension and told the educational implication of this story.
After Mr. Zijing left satisfied, Li Wanji continued to walk in the direction of the bookstore.
Passing by the blacksmith shop, I found that Brother Zhao Tiezhu, who had been obsessed with iron, stopped ironwork at the moment, and was leaning on the side of the road with a long sigh, still rubbing his waist from time to time.
It's just that he looked left and right from time to time, as if he was waiting for someone's passing eyes, and he still betrayed him deeply.
"Brother Tiezhu, who are you?" Li Wanji, who felt that the magical plot would be triggered again, immediately cooperated with the actor and asked with concern.
"Alas, the woman is wrong!"
"Woman, but Brother Zhao Tiezhu, aren't you an old bachelor?"
"Ahem...... To tell you the truth, in fact, I used to be obsessed with women, and as a result, I was hollowed out, which led to my body being useless now, and I had no choice but to be alone!"
Your body is still useless?
I see that when you are crazy about the pile of iron every day, you never said that you are not in good health, right?
Even if it's acting, at least let's talk about some basic facts.
"So...... So?" Li Wanji, who was trying to control the scene of laughter, asked with big innocent eyes.
"So Brother Wanji, you must learn a lesson, you must control yourself in terms of women, and you must not follow in my brother's footsteps!"
Zhao Tiezhu, who was bent on striking iron, probably thought that as long as the voice was thicker, the more heartbroken it would be.
not only spit Xingzi on Li Wanji's face, but also almost made him deaf on the spot.
I finally broke free.
I was thinking about what happened to these peerless immortals in Tiantian Town in just one night.
I saw a wealthy merchant in front of me dressed in luxurious clothes and a big belly, and suddenly a bag of dazzling jewels fell from his feet.
???
What is the first story that Lao Yuan told, to be an honest person who does not covet things that do not belong to him?
Li Wanji, who was full of curiosity, opened his golden finger and looked at the bloated wealthy businessman.
[Name: Bai Jiu]
[Age: 17]
[Cultivation: The Great Perfection of the Dust Cutting Realm]
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Daughter-in-law...... Daughter-in-law?!