Chapter 221: The third watch came out in the middle of the night to beg for pee

Zhu Bajie, who ran up, saw Sun Wukong walking out.

"Brother Monkey!

Glancing inside, Zhu Bajie's face was eager.

"I have diagnosed the pulse, and now I am on the right medicine. ”

Sun Wukong snapped his fingers, his face full of confidence.

Then he walked up to Tang Seng and said respectfully: "Master, it's not early now, I'm afraid I won't be able to go on the road until tomorrow." ”

"Hmm!"

Tang Seng nodded, his expression was indifferent, and he didn't care.

The catastrophe would have taken seven days, and it was inevitable that it would stay.

Among the officials who followed out, one of them stepped forward and asked strangely, "Elder Divine Monk!

"There are two birds, male and female, originally flying together in one place, suddenly scattered by the storm, the female can not see the male, the male can not see the female, the female wants the male, and the male also wants the female: this is not the loss of two birds?"

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed clearly, and he opened his mouth to explain quickly.

When the officials heard this, they applauded in unison: "What a divine monk!

Everyone was full of praise, and their eyes were full of admiration.

When it came to Zhu Bajie, who was excited on the side, he was instantly confused.

See a doctor and see a doctor, how to talk about male and female birds.

The key is that all the four senses can understand it, and after glancing around, it seems that only he doesn't understand what it means.

Zhu Bajie was about to ask each other, but a doctor asked: "The illness has been seen, I don't know what medicine the monk used to cure it?"

Looking at the officials who came up, Sun Wukong said: "You don't need to take the prescription, you need to see the medicine." ”

The medical officer who heard the words looked stunned.

"Jingyun medicine has eight hundred and eight flavors, and people have four hundred and four diseases. Illness does not belong to one person, how can medicine be used in its entirety!

Seeing a doctor is all about prescribing the right medicine, and Sun Wukong's request is really weird.

Sun Wukong ignored the stunned medical officer, and said with a little mystery: "The ancients said that medicine is not prescribed, and it is appropriate to use it, so all medicines are collected, and they are added or subtracted at will." ”

The medical officer said no more, and after leaving the palace gate, he sent the person on duty to go all over the city, and all the medicines, each flavor was three catties.

Glancing at the sky outside, Sun Wukong instructed the medical officer who was going and returning: "This is not a pharmacy office, you can send the number of medicines and all the medicine utensils to the guild hall." ”

"Good!"

The medical officer obeyed orders and did not object.

Sun Wukong nodded and was about to go back to the museum to make medicine.

Suddenly, I saw a decree from the inner palace, teaching Your Excellency to keep the mage, stay in the Wenhua Palace, and wait for the Ming Dynasty to take medicine, and then reward him for his illness, and change Guan Wen to see him off.

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was immediately annoyed.

"The king was afraid that we would run away, so he left his master as a hostage. ”

was kind enough to give them medical treatment, but they were still so rude.

Although all the officials around him heard it, they all pretended not to hear.

"It's okay! You wait to go back to the pharmacy, and stay in the palace as a teacher. ”

Faced with such a situation, Tang Seng was not a little surprised.

"Master, rest assured, Lao Sun has his own hand in the country. ”

Glancing at the officials in the distance, Sun Wukong was also a little depressed.

Then he said goodbye to Tang Seng, resigned from the ministers, and went to the hall.

"Holy monk, please, Your Majesty has prepared meals and accommodation for you. ”

Seeing Sun Wukong leaving, an eunuch came up and said respectfully.

Tang Seng nodded, didn't say much, and followed.

Not to mention that Tang Seng sat in the palace and walked back, Zhu Bajie, but he looked at Sun Wukong suspiciously.

"Senior brother, these eight hundred and eight flavor medicines, each flavor is three catties, a total of two thousand four hundred and twenty-four catties, only one doctor, how much can be used? I don't know when I eat it!"

Sun Wukong glanced behind him, and said with a smile: "Where is it used so much? His imperial hospital officials are all foolish people, the reason why he takes so many medicines is only to teach him nowhere to find out, I don't know what I use, it is difficult to understand my wonderful prescription." ”

"It's still a set of senior brothers!"

Zhu Bajie, who heard the words, agreed very much.

As the two were talking, they saw two envoys rushing up, kneeling down in front of them and saying, "Please invite the monk to the evening fast." ”

Seeing the two people kneeling in front of him, Zhu Bajie shouted: "I was treated like that before, but now I kneel down and ask for it, why not?"

The two kneeling on the ground looked frightened and kowtowed repeatedly.

"When the lord came, the lower officials had no eyes and no respect. If the lord recovers, the lord has a share, and my generation is all courtiers, so please please. ”

Seeing the two people in a panic, Sun Wukong smiled, naturally he wouldn't bother with them.

"Get up, lead the way!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The two of them hurriedly got up, and breathed a heavy sigh of relief in their hearts.

Monk Sha, who was waiting in the hall, saw that only Sun Wukong and the two came back, and he couldn't help but be puzzled.

"Senior brother, why don't you see Master?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master was kept by the king as a leader, and he only waited until he was cured of his illness before he was rewarded and sent off." ”

Monk Sha frowned slightly and didn't ask again.

Tang Seng was so strong that Da Luo Jin Xian naturally wouldn't be in any danger, he just asked casually.

The three of them had a good meal under the service of the embassy envoy.

After a full meal, it was getting late, and Sun Wukong called the embassy envoy: "You wait to get more oil and wax immediately, and I will wait until the night is quiet to make medicine." ”

The envoy did not dare to slack off, and after a while, he sent some oil and wax.

In the middle of the night, the streets were quiet, silent, and Zhu Bajie was a little depressed.

"Brother Monkey, when did you start making medicine, my old pig is going to fall asleep. ”

I waited for a long time, but I didn't see Sun Wukong do it.

Sun Wukong smiled and said to Zhu Bajie: "You take one or two of rhubarb and grind it into fine pieces." ”

Hearing this, the sand monk couldn't help but look stunned.

"Senior brother, rhubarb has a bitter taste, cold and non-toxic, I heard that when the king was seriously ill for a long time, I am afraid it is inconvenient to use this medicine. ”

The body will inevitably be weak after a long illness, and once this medicine is used, I am afraid it will have the opposite effect.

"Brother Xian doesn't know, this medicine is phlegm and smooth qi, and the cold and heat of stagnation in the stomach. You don't care about me, go and take one or two crotons, remove the shell and membrane, beat off the oil poison, and grind it into fine powder. ”

"Croton ???"

As soon as Sun Wukong's words fell, Zhu Bajie also exclaimed.

What the croton is about, even if he doesn't understand medical skills, he knows it very well.

"Don't be suspicious, just wait to get it, I still have the taste of the assistant. ”

Sun Wukong waved his hand and urged again and again.

After a while, the two of them had already crushed the second medicine.

"Senior brother, what more medicine do you need?"

Zhu Bajie, who yawned, asked casually.

"No need!"

took the utensils handed over by Zhu Bajie and the others, and Sun Wukong answered without raising his head.

"Ah? Eight hundred and eight flavors, three catties per flavor, only use these two taels. ”

Zhu Bajie, who spoke, had an extremely strange face.

Sun Wukong didn't explain, he brought a flower magnetic cup, and commanded: "Bajie, you take this cup and scrape half of the pot umbilical ash." ”

"What do you want pot ashes for?"

Zhu Bajie, who took it, asked in a daze.

"Use it in medicine!"

Zhu Bajie came up and asked in surprise: "Brother Monkey! ”

"What do you idiots know, the pot ash is called Baicao Frost, which can regulate all diseases!"

Zhu Bajie, who was muttering in his mouth, had to scrape half of the pot ash and grind it fine.

Sun Wukong poured the ashes of the pot into the utensils and handed the pot again.

"Go and wait for half of our horse urine. ”

Listening to Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were stunned again.

In the past, what does it mean to engage in horse urine.

That thing is fishy and shameful, and people with weak spleens vomit when they smell it.

If you take croton rhubarb again, it will make people vomit and diarrhea, and the senior brother is going to rectify the king.

"Senior brother, don't you have a grudge against that king?"

Zhu Bajie, who was holding the cup, looked at Sun Wukong closely.

If the king is put in order, the master will definitely not be in any danger, but the delicious food and drink will definitely be gone.

Seeing the expressions of Zhu Bajie and the others, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes.

"The white dragon horse is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, if you get his urine, depending on your illness, you will be cured if you take it. ”

After thinking about it, Zhu Bajie also nodded, what the senior brother said was also very reasonable.

After that, Zhu Bajie took the cup and ran out in high spirits.

The night was already deep, and the white dragon horse was sleeping on the ground at the moment.

Sensing Zhu Bajie approaching, Bailongma slowly opened his eyes.

"Second Senior Brother, it's late at night, what are you doing here?"

"Xiaobai, can you pee some?"

Stretching the cup under the belly of the white dragon horse, Zhu Bajie said quickly.

Bailongma, who didn't care about it, looked stunned when he heard this, and looked at Zhu Bajie with wide eyes.

"Second Senior Brother, didn't you go wrong in your cultivation, and you came out in the middle of the night to beg for urine and drink?"

Glancing at the cup under him, the white dragon horse looked extremely weird.

Zhu Bajie, who yawned again and again, heard this, and his mind was instantly full of black lines.

"You idiot, your senior brother wants horse urine medicine, so I asked you for it. ”

Zhu Bajie, who said that, really wanted to beat him well.

Thinking of the relationship between Xiaobailong and Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie still pouted and held back.

"Second Senior Brother, I'm afraid this is not appropriate, I am a flying dragon in the West Sea, because I violated the rules of heaven, so I sent the master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and atone for my crimes. If I pee in the water, the fish in the water will eat Jackie Chan, and if I pee in the mountains, the grass in the mountains will taste and become Ganoderma lucidum, and the fairy will take away the longevity. How can I throw it away in this mundane place?"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and patiently explained: "This is the king of the West, not the world. As the saying goes, if you have a fur, you will heal the king of your country. When the doctor is good, everyone is glorious, otherwise, I am afraid that it will be difficult for us to change Guan Wen and leave. ”

Hearing this, the white dragon horse nodded and shouted, 'Wait'.

I saw the white dragon horse pounce forward, squatted backwards, hissing in his mouth, and finally squeezed out a few points.

"Xiaobai, you're too little crowded, aren't you?"

Seeing that there was only half a lamp missing, Zhu Bajie was depressed.

It's so stingy to give some pee!

"Second Senior Brother, the medicine is enough!"

The white dragon horse staggered and said firmly.

Zhu Bajie had no choice, so he had to go back first.

"Brother Monkey, do you think this is enough?"

Sun Wukong, who took a look, nodded, and then mixed the previous medicine bait together and rubbed three large pills.

"Senior brother, isn't this too big?"

Looking at the pill the size of the baby's fist, Monk Sha said softly.

"It's not big, if I eat it, it's not enough for a bite. ”

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and directly put the pills in the small box.

After getting it done, the three of them should sleep and cultivate.