"Daddy, I'm back. ”

With a "bang", the fat man knelt down respectfully, and kowtowed to the old man, who was obviously taller, fatter and stronger than him, not caring at all about the dirt on the ground and the peeping crowd in the distant corner.

It is rare to see a fat man so serious and pious, Liu Ying naturally did not dare to slack off, stretched out his arms and fists, bowed 90 degrees in the right color, and greeted him honestly:

"Shibo is good. ”

The fat old man did not look up, but still lowered his head to mend what was in his hand. The clothing-like object was caught in the fat layer of his belly, and it was impossible to see what it was, and the small embroidery needles were almost nowhere compared to his fingers, which were as thick as turnips.

Wang Fatzi trembled and lay in the mud and didn't dare to get up, Liu Ying also maintained a bowed posture, muttering in his heart, and the ominous premonition became stronger and stronger.

"I went out this time and earned a few points to come back? Did you get any gadgets worth seeing? As for such a thing as meritorious service, I don't expect you to be fat. ”

In the middle of the sound, a strange voice of yin and yang came from the old man who was immersed in sewing.

Hearing this cold inquiry, Wang Fatzi looked overjoyed, as if he had received great care:

"Report to Dad, Chubby didn't have time to make money when he went out this time, but he made a good friend, he ......"

"Shut up!"

The old man roared angrily, and finally raised his head, his face full of hideous distortions on what should have been honest and simple:

"Waste! Didn't make money? Why did you come back to eat me? You didn't have time to make money? You don't have the ability to make money! What other ability do you have than to eat all day long? Raising a pig is more useful than you! Returning friends! You can't make money with your pig appearance, who will make friends with you? Those people who drink and meat also have the face to bring them to me? Are they here to mix rice?"

The harsh words were sarcastic and piercing, piercing the eardrums, and the fat man Wang had a submissive expression and obediently listened to the training. Liu Ying raised her eyebrows and slowly straightened up.

With his arms around his chest, Liu Ying's slanted eyes met the fat father's gloomy white eyes, one gloomy and the other cold, the air was like a thunderstorm, and after a few trances, Liu Ying and the old man both changed their eyes.

Liu Ying lowered his arms again, stood up straight, and the fat father's anger miraculously subsided.

"Chubby, let's introduce this friend of yours to the old man. ”

The fat father still didn't get up, but finally put down the clothes he had sewn, straightened his back, sat up straight, and instantly revealed the luxurious "belly" of Maitreya Buddha and the bold body frame of the half-body.

"Huh. Wang Fatzi hurriedly answered, and was about to speak, but Liu Ying grabbed the conversation and took the initiative to answer.

"Don't dare to have labor and fat, oh no, the elders inquire, in Xia Liuying, not long after I arrived at Jialanxing, I have no ability, no power, no backstage, and I am purely a scattered person. ”

Wang Fatzi Huo Ran was startled, and touched his head helplessly, not understanding how Liu Ying could speak in such a tone.

Liu Ying felt the frightened emotion of the fat man beside him, turned his head to look at him, and shrugged indifferently. He is a prodigal, neither asking nor owing anyone, so naturally he can't feel the pressure of the fat man.

Unexpectedly, his image of being a child, neither humble nor arrogant seems to make the fat father even more unhappy.

"Hmph! It's quite self-aware, no ability, no power, no backstage, such a shitty waste, the guts and alcohol measure of this man's three quantities are naturally gone, what three nothings, it's just six wastes!"

"Hey, hey," Liu Ying looked up and down at the mountain-like old man in front of him, who was almost level with his chest when he was sitting, and smiled, "You are the first in the world with this belly, and I really can't snatch you from the small title of 'rice bag'." ”

Continuing to touch his chin, Liu Ying smiled maliciously: "It's not easy to compare with this thing, but this amount of alcohol, I'm really not afraid of anyone!"

"Okay," the fat father looked gloomy, and didn't pay attention to Liu Ying's deliberate misinterpretation of the word "measurement", as well as Yan Feng, who turned around and scolded himself as a "rice bucket", waved his hand, and didn't know where he picked up a jar, slapped open the seal with one palm, and a strong smell of incense suddenly drifted into the air.

Two vulgar notched sea bowls were thrown on the ground casually, and about a pound of pure liquor was poured into the shaking hands, and the color of the wine was as transparent as a clear spring, not only did not see a trace of impurities, but even the taste of the wine just now was clear, and there was no leakage.

Liu Ying's spirits perked up, and the two swallows of "Goo Dong" and "Goo Dong" sounded at the same time, and he and the fat man leaked out of anger together.

The fat man's eyes were as wide as stone drums, and his hands trembled and clutched his thighs, trying to control the desire to reach out.

Liu Ying was not so uncompromising, sat down cross-legged unceremoniously, reached out to take a bowl, touched the edge of another large bowl lightly, and poured it into his mouth.

Thick, pure and luscious in the mouth;

The wine flows down the throat, and everywhere it goes, it is like flowers blooming, full of spring;

But before it entered the stomach, it suddenly turned into spring thunder and exploded open the eight doors!

Liu Ying shivered uncontrollably several times in a row, goosebumps suddenly rose all over his face, his skin was instantly red and pink, and an earth-shattering wine squirted out, and he immediately swayed and crumbled.

The fat father sneered contemptuously, but also raised his head and finished it in one gulp, and drank with satisfaction in the middle of the sound, and raised his hand again to pour two sea bowls.

Cherished put the empty wine jar aside, and his reddish fat face was full of fake obscenity: "What, this little hero, haven't you drunk it? This fairy wine is okay, right? Don't spit it out, tell you, this is expensive." As long as you have the guts, I will give you enough money today! But there is one thing, if you dare to spit it out, I will want you to lick it back!"

Speaking of the back, the fat father's voice became more and more sharp and harsh, and after raising his head again to finish a bowl, he spit out a long mouthful of turbidity, squinted at Liu Ying with squint, and waited for him to come out of the ocean.

Wang Fatzi kept looking between his father and Liu Ying repeatedly, carefully observing his father's face, and couldn't bear to look at Liu Ying, who was obviously drunk and drowsy, but he was too timid to make any extra moves.

There are some good drinkers in the barracks, Liu Ying has been practicing beating skills since he was a child, and his physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and the amount of alcohol is even more outstanding.

In these days, after the edification of Longlan's two thousand catties of exotic wine, but when it comes to the amount of wine, it is definitely difficult to meet opponents.

But under this nameless liquor that seems to be ordinary, cool as water, but in fact it is a hundred times more powerful than Heding Red, he is really drunk!

The brain is drowsy, the consciousness is confused, the whole body is in a limp trance, the head seems to have expanded countless times, and the sense of detachment is accompanied by indescribable pleasure repeatedly.

The dead old man in front of him was still chattering and mocking, and the nasty fat face and philistine squinted eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and the more he looked at it, the more he hated it.

Liu Ying really thought that he could use Duan Yu's six-vein divine sword, turning wine into sword qi, and spraying the face of this old man in the market who regarded his son as a cash cow from his fingers.

Duan Yu?Six-vein Divine Sword?

Liu Ying's swollen and chaotic brain seemed to have grasped some inspiration, and before his thoughts could react, the internal breath that had been practicing hard for more than ten years had already started to work spontaneously.

The internal breath runs all the time according to the line of "beating gong", endlessly, which is already as natural as breathing for Liu Ying.

At this time, it is deliberately guided, but there is not much difference. The drowsy brain just flashed the word "no difference", and under the uncomfortable bloating stomach, he has subconsciously switched to the physical techniques of "eating Dafa" and "not bad".

The cultivation of "not bad" requires a lot of heaven and earth vitality and terrazzo to wear meticulous work, and Liu Ying has gone through so many coincidences and has not yet been able to penetrate the first layer through his body.

After being seriously injured by the warship's cluster guns last time, the countless holes in the chest and abdomen only grew flesh and skin, and did not repair the layer of "not bad" gold wire.

At this time, the movement was running, and I was surprised to find that countless dense and dense heaven and earth vitality was purified and transformed from the "liquor" in the stomach, irrigating to the "not bad" gap, and swarming wildly!

After a few breaths in a trance, Liu Ying's brain was cleared, and he realized that it was not "alcohol" that "drunk" himself, but "rich" and "pure" like drunken oxygen!

I don't know what method the fat man used to condense the rich and pure Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi into a liquid and turn it into wine!

I meditated and thought about it for a long time, carefully studied the "Dafa of Eating and Practicing Gonggong", and accelerated the cultivation of the exercises by eating the treasures of heaven and earth, and I felt that I was growing day by day, and I was still a little complacent. But I don't know that the fat father is the real master here, not only absorbing the exercises is a hundred times better than himself, but also refining heaven and earth into wine, the unity of heaven and man, self-sufficiency!

If it weren't for the fact that I accidentally practiced some of the foundations of similar exercises, if it weren't for my physical fitness, if it weren't for the body's spontaneous muscle memory that crossed the command of the brain, I am afraid that I would be "drunk" to death and "supported" to explode!

Liu Ying's eyes reappeared clear, and he immediately moved to the sea bowl, picked up the "grunt" and drank down, for fear that the fat father who was stingy and greedy for money would regret it!

The fat man was stunned and watched the crumbling boy swallow a bowl of "Yuan Liquid" again, and then panted and drooled, shaking and shaking more violently, but Wu Ziqiang just didn't fall.

Anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the guts!

took out a jar of "Yuan Liquid" again and drank it with this kid who was looking for death, gloating at Liu Ying's trembling hands, shaking head, painful face, staring at this madman who was about to fall to the ground and die drunk in the next second!

Bowl after bowl, jar after jar!

Unconsciously, when I felt that the body behind me was empty, the 5 jars of "Yuan Liquid" in the cellar had been "divided" by the two of them!

The fat man's body was full of airflow, and the fat on his body from the cultivation of the secret method trembled violently, and he was about to lose control of the accumulated heaven and earth vitality in his abdomen.

Looking up, Liu Ying on the opposite side was like a boiled shrimp, red and purple, red and shiny!

The temperature of the steam coming out of the head can be used to boil eggs, and the eyes have lost focus, and they can't see the white eyes at all.

But that's it, this hateful boy is still shaking and shaking and shaking, as if he is going to fall to the ground and get drunk to death after another sip, but he just holds on to it!

It's infuriating!

It's so damning!

What a bastard!