Chapter 22: Shocked!
Seeing that Shen Tianqi was thinking, Jiang Yuchen hurriedly said: "Senior Brother Shen, shouldn't you help me with this?" As soon as I met, I felt that you were a warm-hearted person, and I, Jiang Yuchen, if I don't say anything else, I just talked about righteousness, if I need help in the future, just come to Lingyun Peak to find me!"
Shen Tianqi sighed and said, "Senior brother, it's not that you don't help. It's just that... I don't know how I can help you. ”
Jiang Yuchen said with a smile: "In this way, after Senior Brother Shen goes back, ask your senior sister what your impression of me is, and then help me say some good things in front of your senior sister." ”
"In addition, what preferences and taboos does your senior sister have now. ”
"On other days, if I come to visit, I can prepare a gift and be prepared. ”
Speaking of which, Jiang Yuchen also showed a hint of how... In Shen Tianqi's opinion, a very obscene smile...
"If one day, your senior sister and I really have lovers and eventually become married, I, Jiang Yuchen, will never forget your help to me today. The things on the Lingyun Peak, you can take whatever you want, if you like the disciples on which peak, just tell the senior brother, and the senior brother will help introduce it. ”
"After all... We're all a family from now on. ”
Jiang Yuchen laughed.
Looking at Jiang Yuchen's happy appearance, Shen Tianqi suspected that he had a bubble in his brain.
Senior sisters have tried their best to make themselves mediocre enough, will there be men who like it?
Could it be...
Is it to look at the figure of the senior sister?
It is true that the senior sister made her face mediocre, but her slender figure and white jade legs did not hide anything.
Could it be...
The immortal cultivation world also knows a sentence...
It's the same with the lights off?
I don't understand...
However, since I accepted my own gift, and my senior sister also cheated herself during this trip, I can't say what happened to my senior sister if I don't pit it.
Come and don't get along, it's rude.
So Shen Tianqi smiled and said, "My senior sister, I don't know, what kind of man she likes." ”
"Oh, what kind of man does she dislike?"
"Hmm... Babble, chirp, hum, chirp..."
Jiang Yuchen: "......"
"Do people say anything?" Jiang Yuchen said, "Can you say it more bluntly?"
"I just don't like that kind of grinding, mother-in-law, slow swallowing guy. Shen Tianqi thought for a while and said, "My senior sister is a straight person, if she meets such a man, she will not pay attention to it." ”
"Oh! I see, Senior Sister Dare likes real men!" Jiang Yuchen said in surprise, "Senior Brother Shen, I understand what your senior sister likes, she doesn't like introverts, she likes extroverts, sunny and cheerful, machismo..."
"Uh..."
"That's right, woman. No matter how tough she is on the surface, she is still a woman in the end. ”
"What is the softest place in a woman's heart?"
"It's tenderness. ”
"What's the most missing thing?"
"It's safe. ”
"A woman, no matter how strong she is, is still a woman. That's what it takes to be a man, too!"
"So, either find a man who is tougher than her, or find a man who pushes her directly!"
"Wow! I understand Senior Brother Shen!"
"Thank you so much!"
The corners of Shen Tianqi's forehead are full of black lines, do you understand what...
Showing machismo in front of my senior sister?
I think you're getting impatient.
A man who is tougher than his sister?
Hehe...
Shen Tianqi remembered that last time a pest crawled into the spirit tree, in order to eliminate the pest, the senior sister directly uprooted the spirit tree, strangled the pest, and then inserted the spirit tree back.
That year, Shen Tianqi was only ten years old, but his senior sister's movements were smooth and smooth.
As for pushing to?
I remember that when Shen Tianqi was ten years old, he and his senior sister were sleeping in the same bed, and his hand only touched her waist, and the senior sister immediately kicked herself out of the bed a hundred meters away.
It still occurred to her that... Sleeping next to her was her little brother.
Afterwards, Lin Tianqin explained to him...
It's a conditioned reflex...
If it weren't for the fact that she remembered that there was Shen Tianqi next to her, then Shen Tianqi would be ten years old.
Therefore, to behave in front of her, to be more fierce than her, to want to push her, all this is non-existent, there is no possibility at all!
"Senior brother... Where do you know all these theories?" Shen Tianqi said helplessly.
"Mortal novels!"
"The novels written by mortal women best represent a woman's tenderness and inner thoughts..."
"For example, "The Overlord Falls in Love with Me"
"For example, "The Demon Master Hates It"
"For example, "Senior Brother, You Are Lighter"
“...”
Shen Tianqi was speechless, but seeing Jiang Yuchen's happy appearance, it was not easy for him to interrupt him.
But what he can be sure of is that Jiang Yuchen...
It's a sand sculpture!
He had no choice but to say quietly: "If there is nothing wrong with that senior brother, I will go back first." ”
"Wait!" Jiang Yuchen stopped Shen Tianqi again.
"What's wrong?" said Shen Tianqi helplessly.
"Senior Brother Shen just said what kind of man Senior Sister likes and what kind of man she doesn't like. But Senior Brother Shen didn't tell me what your senior sister likes..."
"Senior Brother Shen, do you know, if you want to impress a girl, you have to give her a thing she likes the most, and perseverance in her pursuit, send..."Jiang Yuchen looked at Shen Tianqi and said, "So, what does your senior sister like?"
"Hmm..."
"Duck. ”
Jiang Yuchen: "???"
The corners of Jiang Yuchen's mouth twitched, and then he said, "What are you talking about?"
"Yes, my sister likes ducks. ”
"By the way, my sister still likes chicken!"
Jiang Yuchen: "???"
"You... Is Senior Sister's hobby so unique?" Jiang Yuchen coughed.
"It's okay, my sister just looks at them and touches them on weekdays. Shen Tianqi said.
"Still look at them, touch them?" Jiang Yuchen gasped again.
"What's wrong?"
"That..; Where do you touch it?" Jiang Yuchen said in a deep voice.
He only felt that his heart was particularly painful at this moment, and for a moment he suddenly had a very strong sense of disparity.
Disappointed!
Full of disappointment!
"Well, head... Body... Belly... Stroke their fur, their fur is sometimes soft, sometimes hard, when you touch them, they will also make a sound in response to you, sometimes it is a refreshing cry, sometimes it is a happy cry, sometimes ..."
"Senior brother... How do you know?"
"I, I'll touch it with my senior sister!"
Jiang Yuchen: "!!"