The rivers and lakes are not the rivers and lakes that can only play with knives, guns and sticks, you have to have both ability and political integrity, you have to be eloquent and worry-free, just like the shrew who scolds the street, a vicious mouth does not know how many heroes and heroes have been scolded, and I don't know how many times stronger than the sword, but that pair of chests does not know how many heroes and heroes have hooked up, otherwise how can they live so nourishingly in the rivers and lakes.

The bad old man spat at at the mouth and flew sideways, just like the pressure of the rainstorm pear blossom needle, forcing Lou Xiaolou to squat behind the coffin with his ears covered.

Even those ghosts who rushed up to prepare to take people covered their ears and retreated, this is really not afraid of the old Jianghu playing with swords, but afraid that the old Jianghu will open his mouth and scold people.

The old man of the earth is more and more proud, and he said that he hasn't been so proud for a long time, this time the scolding is really cool, the scholar is really good, he knows that Lao Tzu loves to scold, so he doesn't scold back.

Zhong Buli hid for a while, and when he was smug that he was quick enough to react, there was a knock on the door outside.

"My lord, my lord, that bad old man has started scolding again, and he is also staring at the fingers of the Colorful Immortal Venerable jointly sealed by the Ten Halls of Yama!"

Hearing this, Zhong Buli blinked his eyes, his mind turned sharply, and he suddenly realized a problem, the severed finger of the Colorful Immortal Venerable was sent by the Nine Palaces Yama in five hundred years, saying that it was reserved for someone who was destined, but this person who was destined was a stupid scholar.

But if the scholar is not, the hateful earth old demon will rob the medicinal materials, and he will obviously come to rob the immortal scriptures.

The inheritance of the Colorful Immortal Venerable!

The Ten Palaces of Yama in the Netherworld Mansion, I can't afford to provoke any of them, Nima's, the old demons are all forced by you!

As soon as he thought of this, Zhong Buli slammed his fist on his temple, and his eyes rolled and he fainted.

The heart said, I went crazy in practice, and when I woke up, the inheritance of the Colorful Immortal Venerable would be gone.

Hehe, I'm dizzy, who can blame me!

"My lord, my lord, what should we do!" A group of ghosts outside were still shouting, but their yin cha was dizzy and couldn't hear anything.

......

At this time, halfway up the mountain, where Qiushuishan Loujia Village is located, a young man dressed in a white robe came, and at this moment he gently pushed open the courtyard door of Lou Xiaolou.

"Although I am not your pro-Lao Tzu, after all, you have called me Lao Tzu for so many years, I will treat myself as your pro-Lao Tzu.

Being Lao Tzu doesn't give his son some benefits, it seems that heaven is intolerable, although I am only a small mountain god in the Great Zhou Kingdom, but I am also in the fairyland.

Remind you to take the top prize, you know how to drink. Well, in fact, I didn't drink less, and when I drank too much, I forgot to help you in the examination room, Xiaolou, I am mainly to blame for the fact that you can't pass the top prize.

But it's about the Great Zhou Wenyun, and how can I be influenced by a mountain god.

However, since you have abandoned literature and martial arts, it is different, I dare not interfere in the cultural movement of a country, but who can stop me in this way of cultivating immortals. The severed finger of this colorful immortal appeared in this mortal world hundreds of years ago, in order to find an immortal, I will give this opportunity away, Xiaolou, if you can't grasp it anymore, don't call me Lao Tzu in the future, even if you are filial piety, I won't drink it.

I, a mountain god, dare to influence this wisp of immortal fate, but I took a big risk, Xiaolou, don't let me down. ”

As soon as he walked into the house, there was a sudden sound of clicking and cracking on the white-robed young man's body, and I saw that the young man was like a piece of porcelain that was about to break, and cracks appeared on his body, and the cracks were still spreading all over his body.

"Emperor Great Zhou, if you really don't allow me to meddle in the matter of martial arts, you actually depreciate my immortal products!"

At this moment, on the high Guanxian platform in the forbidden place of the Great Zhou Palace, there was a middle-aged man dressed in an imperial robe.

That is the current emperor of the Great Zhou Kingdom, known as the Emperor of Zhou Tian, and one of the strongest people today.

Behind him were two old men, one was Qiu Tianji, the national teacher of the Great Zhou State, and the other was Yan Fansen, the prime minister of the Great Zhou State, these two people seemed to be unable to withstand the suppression of Tianwei when they were half-squatting.

Emperor Zhou Tian was furious, and the sky was mighty.

"The little god of a mountain dares to seek personal gain and cut you off the three-grade god position. ”

"Qiu Tianji, as a national teacher, you didn't even discover the plan of a mountain god, you are mainly responsible for this matter!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, I am willing to be punished!" Qiu Tianji kowtowed respectfully, and when he looked up at the middle-aged man who was surrounded by nine dragons, his eyes were full of admiration. This is the Emperor of the Great Zhou, a war emperor who dominates the hegemony of Kyushu, and a Great Zhou Emperor who has ruled the Great Zhou for thousands of years.

"Burning Fansen, you go to ask for water and mountain, I have thousands of genius children in Da Zhou, how can I let that scholar get the moon first near the water building, as for the painting, forget it, it is just a thing outside the body, besides, that scholar is also my Da Zhou's scholar, it is already his supreme immortal fate We can't interfere with it, but it is related to the immortal fate of the genius children of Da Zhou, how can we allow others to cheat for personal gain. Today, I want to give the world a fair!"

Burning Fan Sen kowtowed in thanksgiving, got up and bowed back, and finally turned into a ray of light and pierced into the mountain of seeking water.

In the remote courtyard at the west end of Loujia Village, the young man like broken porcelain looked up at the old man who had just appeared in the sky above the courtyard, the Prime Minister of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

"Burn your lord!"

"King of Heavy Water, as the orthodox mountain god of the Great Zhou, you were personally sealed by the Emperor of Heaven to enjoy the incense in the world, and dispatched the mountains and rivers around the water mountain, but how can you conspire with the four masters to fall into the supreme inheritance of the mortal world for personal gain!"

The boy smiled, and the cracks on his face became denser.

"Although I am a mountain god, I am also a father, I seek personal righteousness for my son, but as a mountain god for personal gain, Chongshui is willing to be punished here!"

"Hmph, bullshit, King of Heavy Water, Your Majesty is merciful and only cuts you to the third-grade god position, I hope you don't want to do it again in the future!"

The young man nodded and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, as long as my godson is not involved, I will never engage in favoritism!"

Yan Fansen didn't bother to say anything more, and said in his heart, yes, since you are willing to have the taste of gold and fruit, Your Majesty is worried that there are several old generals who died on the battlefield and cannot be corrected.

The white-robed young man bowed down and clenched his fists and sent the light.

"Xiao Lou, as long as you can get this wisp of immortal fate, what kind of golden body fruit position, I don't want it, what's the matter! It's a big deal to return to the mountain spirit, and after thousands of years of cultivation, I will be a good mountain god again!"

Dare to say this, but I don't know if the King of Heavy Water himself believes it or not.

Mountain god, do you say do it, you say you don't do it, just like the beautiful girl you meet on the street, it's not that you can do whatever you want, dare to say a word more, and people will scold you for being a prodigal.

Asking for water and mountain ghost city, it is already boiling at the moment.

This boiling did not come from the vicious language of the earth old demon, but from the colorful crystal coffin. There was a chanting sound coming out of the coffin, and the heavenly scriptures filled the entire ghost market with a strong fairy aura.

The chanting sound is getting louder and louder, the fairy aura is getting stronger and stronger, and the entire Qiushui Mountain, no matter how big or small, the birds and beasts are all rushing over.

At this moment, the water-seeking mountain, whether in the heavens or on the ground, is either a monk who came in a hurry or a demon beast that came with a bee chrysalis.

It can be said that the entire Great Zhou Kingdom began to boil on this day, just because of a holy decree of the Great Zhou Emperor.

"Under the double ten, above the king, gather to seek water and mountain, and the colorful immortal honors the disciples, and the pride of my great Zhou Tian cannot be missed. ”

A holy decree shines on Kyushu!

Who is the Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the god in the heart of the pride of countless heavens in the Great Zhou, that is a great existence, which can only be aspired to and cannot be surpassed.

His words are both a holy decree and a war order.

On this day, Qiu Shuishan was overcrowded.

Whether it is demons and monsters, or the pride of the sky, they all gather in the ghost market of Qiushuishan and Ghost City, and they are all looking at a person in an atmosphere, a scholar sitting cross-legged on a colorful crystal coffin.

"Who is that man, why is he sitting on that coffin!"

"That's it, my senior brother doesn't dare to make a mistake, why is he sitting on that coffin. ”

I heard a female voice ask: "How, who is that scholar, looking at the Dangong realm, why is he sitting on the coffin." ”

"Who knows, it's not good to say that it's a member of the royal family!"

"Yes, yes, only people in the royal family can get the moon before they get close to the water!"

I don't know how many people in this sea of people think like this, this is really wronged by the heavenly family. The royal children were still on their way to come, and even if a few of them came at a gallop, they were still squeezing around in the crowd.

Emperor Zhou Tiandi ruled the country strictly, and the family was even stricter, as long as the children of the royal family entered the rivers and lakes, life and death depended, and they were not allowed to walk the rivers and lakes under the brand of the royal family, otherwise they would be in prison.

But the world doesn't think so!

"Senior brother, look at that big official, holding the holy decree and showing off his might, it's not like he is open to the royal children who look like scholars!"

"That's it, that's it!"

"Near the water, what can I do!"

"Also, look at the old-timer who has been famous for a long time, I heard that he is about to become an immortal existence, but I didn't expect to become the protector of the royal family's children, he is alone at the door of the treasure house, who dares to go over!"

The person who said this really wronged the old demon, he is not anyone's protector, the reason why he blocked the door was because he was afraid that the scholar would steal the coffin and slip away, he was originally here for the medicinal materials of Zhuji Dan, who knew that it was too big, and the treasure house of the ghost city revealed the inheritance of the Colorful Immortal Venerable.