Chapter 6 Hey, Hey, Hey, Your Wife Is Awesome!
Li Wanji's subconscious retreat successfully attracted the attention of the monk who seemed to be a mad demon.
The originally dull and silent eyes were revealed, and he said sharply: "You also want to rob my master and wife with me, don't you?"
Li Wanji: "¿¿¿¿¿¿"
I'm not a Cao person with a unique taste, I only like a young and beautiful little sister, and I'm really not too interested in the existence of a wife!
How can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air?
But before Li Wanji could explain, he suddenly felt a chill in his chest.
When he looked down, he saw a rusty sword being inserted into his heart.
"This sword...... Jinnyima's fast ......"
only had time to sigh the last sentence of his life, and the long sword was stirred hard, and Li Wanji, who was the first to pay for the pain of heartbreak, died on the spot.
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Consciousness returns from darkness.
Li Wanji, who thought he was burping, found that he was back in the sarcophagus at the beginning.
There was not a trace of blood or wounds on his chest.
Everything I had experienced before was like a dream.
Pushing open the coffin board, the outside is still exactly the same mysterious blood-colored scenery.
Somewhat unaware of the situation, he hesitated for a while and chose to walk in the opposite direction from the last time.
However, as if it had been interfered with by some mysterious force, the huge skeletons around the cemetery became more and more familiar, and they saw the tombstones of Mr. Su and Lao Yuan again.
Then, he was teleported to the long street where he had been stabbed to death with a sword.
Not far ahead, the beast that even his wife didn't let go was still there.
At this moment, Li Wanji also affirmed his inner guess, and he fell into some kind of strange reincarnation.
The world of cultivating immortals from scratch?
I didn't have time to think about how to break this reincarnation, Li Wanji, who had just suffered the pain of piercing my heart, fled backwards as soon as he saw the monk.
I don't want to provoke this pervert anymore.
But it backfired, and he had barely run a few steps when he heard a sharp wind behind him.
Immediately after, I felt a chill on my neck.
I saw the blood-colored night above my head, and I also saw a headless body that was running.
"Sneaky without clothes! At first glance, he is a shameless and lustful person who covets my wife, and he should be punished!"
At the last moment when his consciousness fell into darkness, Li Wanji heard the cold judgment of the perverted monk.
If it weren't for his own head falling off, he would definitely spit out the fragrance and make two classic sassy words.
He actually has the face to say that he is a womanizer?
What bad things have you done yourself, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?
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Wake up from the darkness again.
Still in the sarcophagus.
Now that he knew that there was a pervert waiting for him outside, Li Wanji simply didn't open the coffin board this time, and collapsed quietly inside.
Wait for this extremely weird "dream" to end.
But people are not as good as heaven.
It seemed that there was some kind of time limit prohibition here, and he was paralyzed for more than ten minutes, and he was teleported to the familiar long street.
When I looked up, I saw that the perverted monk was right in front of me.
"Strong man, keep people under the sword!" Seeing the other party draw his sword, Li Wanji immediately shouted.
"Don't stay!"
With a sword light.
Li Wanji, pawn!
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The fourth time is "resurrected" in the sarcophagus.
already knew that things could not be avoided, so Li Wanji could only deal with it head-on.
First, find a set of tattered clothes in the cemetery and put them on, so that the pervert does not target himself with the excuse of immorality.
Then, after being teleported to the long street, he immediately took a stand.
"Brother, don't be impulsive, I'm born with a blind face, and I don't know if a woman is beautiful or not, so I don't feel any interest in your wife at all!"
"How beautiful my wife is! You dare to be indifferent, you should be punished!"
Wipe!
Gan Lin Niang!!
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The Fifth Resurrection.
"Don't hide it, little brother, I have been born with kidney deficiency since I was a child, and I have always been powerless about men and women, please let me go!"
"If you have a heart, you can't have such a heart! My wife will never allow anyone to blaspheme except me!"
MMP!
NMSL!! WSND!!!
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Sixth.
"Okay, I don't pretend, it's a showdown! Actually, I don't like women, I feel disgusted when I see women, I only like tall and mighty strong men!"
In order to survive and make the other party think that he would not spy on his wife, Li Wanji endured humiliation and betrayed his temperament and was willing to be a.
"In my life, Sun Bai, I hate you the most for being good with you like Longyang, so let's die!"
As if touching some extremely unbearable tragic memories of the other party, the monk Sun Bai, who had never said his name before, tightened his chrysanthemum at this moment, and his face was hideous.
With a sword in his hand, he turned thousands of people into thousands of pieces, and directly cut Li Wanji into meat sauce.
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7th ......
Eighth ......
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Twenty-second.
Even with all his might, he couldn't escape the fate of being hacked to death.
After experiencing more than 20 times of death, Li Wanji, who was already dead, dead, and numb, simply gave up the struggle and broke the jar.
directly walked in front of the perverted Sun Bai with the arrogant steps of the six relatives who did not recognize and were not afraid of death.
patted him on the shoulder, gave him a thumbs up, and said with a look of appreciation:
"Your wife is awesome!"
Although I couldn't understand this sentence, I always felt that it contained some kind of profound meaning, which made Sun Bai, who was already holding the hilt of the sword with one hand, hesitate on the spot.
"My wife is awesome, what does that mean?"
Seeing that the other party was not in a hurry to stab himself to death, Li Wanji suddenly became energetic.
cleared his throat and directly started the angry mode of serious nonsense.
"On that day, I happened to pass by your grandmother's boudoir attic, and she opened the window and accidentally smashed a bamboo pole on me......"
As the first person in the driving industry who is now famous in the Apocalypse Continent, Li Wanji directly integrated several "borrowed" works, and spoke eloquently.
In order to allow Sun Bai, who has a serious love for his wife, to sink into the heart of the plot, Peng Bai, he focused on depicting extremely fierce hand-to-hand combat scenes.
Li Wanji, who had been talking for a long time and had a dry mouth, suddenly found that Sun Bai had no sound, and the surroundings fell into a strange silence.
Looking up, the goods were so angry that they were deformed!
It's not some kind of exaggerated metaphor, but it's really deformed!
This Sun Bai's body is like a balloon that is being inflated crazily, and the whole person has grown several times larger.
What's even more terrifying is that as his body expands, his two bloody eyes directly burst out of the bursting eye sockets.
The skin was also cracked inch by inch, and blood flowed.
A mysterious black mist like ink overflowed from his body, like a ghost.
Immediately after, his bulging ball-like body exploded.
A monster with a blurred face of Sun Bai's flesh and blood, but a strange-shaped tentacle on its body was born from it.
Touch...... Tentacle monsters?
I just want to be angry with this pervert!
Why did this thing bear such a bad heart, didn't it just describe the story of his master and wife too vividly, and he was so angry that he mutated on the spot?
Li Wanji was really confused.
At the same time, I am also mentally prepared for another tragic death.
But at this moment, a dazzling rainbow light slashed down from the sky, directly slashing the ugly monster that had just been bred.
"Who are you, and why can a mortal body appear safely in this forbidden area of life that only immortals can enter?"
A woman dressed in white and snow stepped on the moon, like a waterfall ink hair reflecting a demonic luster under the light of the blood moon, and looked at Li Wanji below with cold eyes.
With her appearance, the temperature of the entire space seemed to plummet.
And Li Wanji, who was tilting his head, stood on the spot.
Not because of the surprise of the catastrophe, but because this woman was born too beautiful.
Like a pure lotus that is not stained with a little dust, it is pure and beautiful.
If you can marry such a fairy and go home as a daughter-in-law, it is estimated that you will be reluctant to sleep at night and become the top time management master, right?
In his mind, such a somewhat shameful and dirty thought suddenly popped up.
"Thank you for the fairy's rescue! My surname is 'Li', my name is 'Wanji', I don't know why I am here, but I have always lived in this Tianqing Town!"
Originally, Li Wanji was still thinking about whether to pretend to be confused, but after thinking about it, he was not even afraid of death in this "dream", and he was afraid of exposing something.
In order to understand the situation, simply tell the real situation directly.
"You...... Live here?"
The white-clothed fairy showed a trace of pity in her untouchable beautiful eyes: "Even as an immortal, you know that this place is really weird and dangerous, and it is normal for you to be frightened and sane when you strayed into this place." Rest assured, when I finish my exploration and leave, I will definitely rescue you and go out with you, and ask the best doctor to help you treat you. ”
What?
Say I've got a bad brain?
"Fairy, my mind is very normal, I am really a townsman here! I live in the bookstore at the end of this street, my grandfather is Lao Fang, his full name is 'Fang Bucai', he handed over the bookstore to me half a month ago and left ......"
"Hugh is nonsense!"
The fairy in white directly interrupted Li Wanji's words, and rebuked in cold disgust: "What a senior sage Fang Jianxian is, not only collecting thousands of immortal dao inheritances for the renewal of the fire in the world, but also raising the sword with his body five hundred years ago, opening peace for future generations, how can he cling to the relationship at will, and rudely call the immortal sage's name!"
"But that's really my grandfather'......"
"If you are mentally wounded, I will not care about you this time! But if there is a next time, don't blame me for abandoning you and ignoring this!"
"Okay. I don't recognize this grandfather. ”
Li Wanji, who was murdered, looked aggrieved like an angry little daughter-in-law.
What's wrong with this world, why is it that no one even believes the truth, and is still scolded?
The fairy in white drew an anti-magic aperture beside Li Wanji with the fairy sword in his hand:
"You just stand here, don't move. ”
“...... Buy a few oranges?"
"What oranges?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just saying it in passing, fairy, you're busy beforehand. ”
Li Wanji wiped his sweat, the conditioned reflex almost killed people, Taipi really killed people.
After sitting quietly in the circle and waiting for half an hour, the fairy in white finally returned.
It's just that compared to the elegant and chic posture when she went out, she was embarrassed when she came back this time, and Sheng Xue's white clothes were full of blood flowers like lotuses, as if she had suffered some kind of heavy blow.
At the same time, under the blood moon in the distance, there was some kind of terrifying creature that shook the sky and roared angrily.
"Let's go!"
With a wave of her long sleeves, she directly rolled up Li Wanji, who was so bored that she was about to fall asleep, and galloped towards the outside of the town.
In mid-air, the cold wind poured into the face.
Li Wanji saw the real name of this town that had lived for nearly a year on the plaque at his feet-
【Heaven Tilt!】