Chapter 434: One is older than the other
"Why are you calling us Tianqi?"
Zilie Zhenren couldn't help but say.
"Daddy!"
Bao Chizhu is a serious way.
Wojian Zhenren took out his Qingyun Sword, "Don't touch the porcelain!"
"Calm down!"
The head of the mountain trail stopped him.
"Ahh
Lying Sword Zhenren said with a heartache.
"Ladies and gentlemen, where is my grandfather's coffin?
Mi Lilin also stood up and asked.
Ladies and gentlemen: "!!"
Others: "???"
At this time, Xiao Tong walked in, he was chatting with Shen Ping'an before, so he came late.
In fact, it doesn't matter if he comes on this occasion or not, after all, his apprentice is not dead... But after all, he is the head of An Ning Peak, one of the seven peaks, so he came here to take a look.
Ay!
This palm is becoming more and more boring, so pass it on to Tianqi as soon as possible.
When Xiao Tong came in, he found that everyone's eyes fell on him.
And their eyes have pity, pity, lamentation, and sympathy, in short, they contain all the negative emotions in the world.
Xiao Tong said with a confused face: "What do you think I'm doing?"
On the contrary, they had strange faces, and most of them turned their heads away from him.
Only the masters of the Lingyun Sect sighed wildly in their hearts, and Zilie Zhenren pulled Xiao Tong aside and said softly: "Senior Brother Void, what do you think of those two people?"
Xiao Tong followed Zilie Zhenren's gaze, and then said, "Senior brother, let me tell you something, don't be excited..."
Xiao Tong was puzzled and said, "What's the matter? can this world be more exciting than the death of my apprentice?"
Zhu Zhangjiao: "......"
Daoist Zilie looked at Bao Chizhu and Mi Lilin and said, "What do you think of the two of them?"
Xiao Tong said very entangledly: "This... Do you want to tell the truth?"
Daoist Zilie said seriously: "Senior brother, you may feel a little better if you say it. ”
Xiao Tong replied seriously: "One is older than the other, and one is uglier than the other." ”
Zilie Dao Chang laughed dryly and said, "Then one of them is your apprentice grandson, and the other is your wife's apprentice grandson." ”
Xiao Tong: "???"
"What the hell?Senior Brother Zilie, what are you talking about?!"
Xiao Tong said suspiciously.
Daoist Zi Lie coughed and said, "One of them is Shen Tianqi's son, and the other is Shen Tianqi's great-grandson. ”
Xiao Tongdao: "???"
Xiao Tong's eyes widened and he looked at Bao Chizhu and Mi Lilin, and then his whole body trembled.
"Senior brother, you... Don't get too excited..."
"We don't know when Tianqi had a child, but the child's child has already been born, and you... Admit it..."
"It's... Maybe it's genetically deranged!"
"Poof!"
When Xiao Tong heard this, he immediately spit out a mouthful of blood.
Everyone: "???"
But everyone was relieved immediately, yes, whoever has a grandson and great-grandson who looks better than Lao Tzu Lao Tzu is still Lao Tzu, they all have to collapse.
That's it, you tell people, he's eight years old?
Anyone believes?
Southern Xinjiang.
Lan Tiezhu exclaimed: "I didn't expect the child born by the dragon crocodile and the child to be a crocodile, and it is also a crocodile!"
Bai Yueguang said to his daughter Dumb: "See, no matter how handsome the man is, it's useless, because the child born may not be with you." ”
Dumb said: "I didn't expect that Brother Shen would also have a green heart!"
"Day?!"
Lan Tiezhu's eyes lit up, and then he said regretfully: "It's a pity, I still haven't fulfilled it with the Emperor of Heaven for a day." ”
Bai Yueguang and Dumb: "???"
"Uh... I mean..."
"The little days of life, the kind of little days of drinking and chatting..."
Lan Tiezhu explained.
However, Bai Yueguang said to Dumb: "Dumb, you know... Sometimes women and men are not really in love, and sometimes..."
"I know. ”
"Hey, I didn't expect you to grow so fast. ”
Bai Yueguang sighed.
Dumb nodded and said, "I know, Uncle Lan Tiezhu eats tender grass in the old cow, and wants to eat swan meat in the toad." ”
Bai Yueguang: "......"
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
"Huh, why did you vomit blood? Who are you? Vomiting blood at my father's funeral, you must have a deep relationship with my father. ”
Bao Chizhu said curiously.
"You... You... Who's your dad?"
Xiao Tongdao.
"My father is Shen Tianqi!"
"Poof!"
"Who are you?"
"Ahhh
Xiao Tong continued to call unwillingly.
Zilie Dao Chang looked at Bao Chizhu with a strange face and said, "Well, according to seniority, he is your master..."
"Shhh
Bao Chizhu gasped.
"Hmm!"
Zilie Zhenren nodded slightly.
"Master, what does my father-in-law mean?"
Bao Chizhu asked.
Everyone: "???"
What's that?
Mi Lilin immediately kicked him, "Shame on you! ”
"Shigong is grandpa's master, you call him Shigong. ”
"And when you come to me, you should call me Mrs. Shigong. ”
As soon as Mi Baolin finished speaking, he said to Xiao Tong excitedly: "Mrs. Master, I am your disciple Sun Mi Baolin. ”
"Poof!"
"Don't stop me, let me die!"
"Ahh
"The old man's mood for death is extremely urgent!"
Xiao Tong said madly.
And the mountain moving road said: "The old one is older than the other, but... The hardware and software of all parts of the body should be in a baby state, right?"
"Senior brother, sometimes don't just look at the outside, but look at the inside. ”
The head of the mountain moving road said comfortingly.
After hearing this, Xiao Tong immediately scolded angrily at the mountain moving road chief: "Your grandmother has a leg inside! You iron Hanhan, you like to look inside, right? How about I find an old bustard to be your wife?"
"Uh..."
"Senior brother, don't be angry... I'm just going to talk about it..."
"Just talk about your grandmother's legs!
Xiao Tongdao.
"Senior brother, calm down! This genetic problem is powerless! But I heard that there is a small country that is the best at plastic surgery, so it's a big deal that we can go there and give them plastic surgery!"
"Publicly-funded plastic surgery, right? I don't need you to pay a penny!"
Zilie Zhenren comforted.
"Ahem..."
At this time, the Squid Venerable came to Xiao Tong's face.
Xiao Tong was slightly stunned, "Hey, it's such a long squid." ”
"Lord Demon Emperor, his master, I am the Squid Venerable of the Demon Clan, and I am a subordinate of the Demon Emperor. ”
"Demon Emperor..."
"Demon Clan..."
Xiao Tong's eyes narrowed slightly, and the whole person was in a fuss.
"Senior brother, calm down..."
Zilie Zhenren comforted.
Squid Venerable felt bitter in his heart, he didn't expect that as soon as the Demon Emperor left, their demon clan would still be discriminated against by the human race!
Forget it, the master in front of me who is the Demon Emperor is discriminated against, so if you are discriminated against, you will be discriminated against...
And yet the next moment...
Xiao Tong: "Hahahahahaha! My apprentice is the Demon Emperor!hahahaha!
"Hello, Squid Venerable!"
"Welcome to my Anning Peak as a guest!"
"Hahahaha! My apprentice Tianqi is still very capable!"