Chapter 128: Survival Instinct Can't Keep Up with This Person (1/5)
This is definitely the most humiliating experience for Liu Ke in the past so many years.
The dignified yellow-clothed leader of the Royal Secret Agent Bureau, put it in those second-tier cities, I am afraid that the city lord himself will have to meet him backwards! As a result, when he came to Lan Lan, he was actually hooded because of his ugly appearance!
What's even more hateful is that Liu Ke has always been famous in the Shadow City for his outstanding appearance! Although he was promoted to the yellow coat, after seeing Zhang Juzuo, because of too frequent violent emotional changes, his appearance deteriorated sharply...... But it is also a good family with charm, how did it fall to the point where you have to wear a hood to talk to people!?
Just because you Lan Lan is beautiful, can you be unreasonable?
However, looking at the delicate and small face in front of him, Liu Ke had been slandering in his heart for a long time, and he still had to admit it.
looks good and sees this, she is the truth in itself!
complaining about others being unreasonable, in the final analysis, is that I am not good-looking, but ......
Lan Lan ...... My lord. Liu Ke immediately clarified his position, and said on his knees, "I have a doubt, I don't know what kind of appearance you admire? ”
Lan Lan said: "Of course I admire Bai Xiao's appearance, but if you dare to come to see me with his face, I will beat you to death." ”
Liu Ke could only slap himself in his heart, and sure enough, this sycophant is a profound knowledge, and he is still far behind.
"Don't talk nonsense, you said there is a way to make Bai Xiao like me, how to do it?"
Lan Lan is willing to get straight to the point, Liu Ke is also in good spirits, when it comes to this topic, it is his professional field.
In the Royal Secret Service, he is one of the very few successful people who find a wife by relying on free love!
According to the internal statistics of the Secret Agents Bureau, 70 percent of the secret agents have no married life, and among the remaining people, 8 percent rely on political marriages and blind dates, 1 percent rely on bullying men and women, and 1 percent rely on accidental pregnancy......
Liu Ke is one of the very few special cases, and he is also superior among his colleagues by virtue of this specialty, every time the secret agent gathers in private, when others brag about how fierce they fought with Narcissus Hall, and when they died for a lifetime, Liu Ke only sighed and said: "When my wife and I were in love, ......
The audience will fall into a deathly silence, and Liu Ke will dominate under the gaze of countless pairs of dead fish eyes.
Now, it's his turn to teach young Lan Lan a little life experience!
"First of all, it's to win over the people around Bai Xiao!" Liu Ke said as he rolled out a picture of interpersonal relationships with Bai Xiao as the center in front of him.
Close to Bai Xiao's position, Qingyue, Yuan Shi, Zhu Junshen, Lu Xun, Gao Yuan and others are painted.
Liu Ke rolled up his sleeves and said: "Each of us lives in countless social networks, and the words and deeds of the people around us will have a subtle impact on us. If everyone around him likes you, he will naturally like you too. ”
Lan Lan sneered.
Back then, in the tribe, her popularity was much higher than Qingyue's, but it wasn't that she was abducted by that little goblin!
Liu Ke heard this sneer, and only felt that his scalp was numb, but then Lan Lan took the initiative to lean over, reached out and took the relationship diagram, and looked at it seriously.
When there is no way, even a bad idea is worth referencing, not to mention that Lan Lan is really curious about who are the people around Bai Xiao now.
Several tutors have already met, but classmates have not.
Lan Lan first saw the portrait of the field, and after a glance, he pursed his lips: "Angry bag." ”
Seeing Sun Wen again, he snorted: "Passerby." ”
Seeing Gao Yuan again, the girl couldn't help but exert force in her hands, almost tore off the entire relationship map, and then raised her head and said to Liu Ke: "Find an opportunity to beat this fat man until he loses weight." ”
Liu Ke responded with sweat on his head, praying in his heart that this girl would soon forget about it.
And next, Lan Lan saw Zuo Qingsui.
The girl's two eyes widened suddenly, and the smile on her face was like a flower welcoming the morning dew, blooming leisurely.
"It's so cute!!Can I raise it!?I want to raise it!How do I raise it?!"
Liu Ke opened his mouth, but decided not to participate in this technical discussion of human breeding.
Fortunately, Lan Lan didn't cling to Zuo Qingsui for too long, and quickly looked away from her portrait and came to the face of a feminine-looking but tough young man.
With just one glance, Lan Lan showed a slightly surprised expression.
"Who is this man?"
This time, it was Liu Ke's turn to be surprised.
"You don't know...... Lu Xun?"
Lan Lan asked rhetorically, "Should I know him?"
"There is a gambling contract between him and Bai Xiao and Qingyue, although it is basically invalid now, but it is ......"
"Eh, the gambling contract also involves a third person?" Lan Lan was even more surprised.
"......" Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, and found that Lan Lan really didn't know about it!
This girl has a really big heart! She is worthy of being a tribal stranger who has lost her way and lost herself to the battlefield in southern Xinjiang.
Of course, he didn't dare to show the slightest change on his face, but he patiently made up all the contents of the original three's gambling contract and the summary of the previous situation.
Lan Lan was not happy after hearing this: "Xiaobai's brain is in the water, and he agreed to such an outrageous gambling contract, there must be a limit to the taste, sure enough, Qingyue's toxin has eroded his brain!"
Liu Ke hurriedly said: "According to the analysis of our Secret Agent Bureau, Bai Xiao's performance at that time was indeed not rational, but objectively speaking, it was also normal, a teenager, facing the blow of amnesia and the end of love, it is really a luxury for him to remain rational forever......
"Xiaobai has always been very rational. Lan Lan interrupted, "There are no irrational hunters on the Snow Mountain, only irrational corpses. He will only have flaws if he is polluted by Qingyue, and if you dare to slander him again, I will beat you to death. ”
Liu Ke had no choice but to nod his head again and said, "I know it's wrong." ”
"However, since this person and Xiaobai are in competition, why do you want to draw him on this picture?"
Liu Ke replied: "Because from the point of view, Lu Xun and Bai Xiao have long been out of competition, after the bet, Lu Xun took the initiative to release goodwill to the other party, and now the two should be considered good friends." ”
“...... Is this Lu Xun's brain also in water? What kind of friends do you make with your rival in love! Give me the best to hold on until the last moment, and take the lead in a miraculous posture and snatch the demon girl!"
Lan Lan complained angrily, and at the same time reached out and directly smashed the Yushu dresser under the concubine cherry tree.
Liu Ke looked at the pair of slender hands that could be described as opening a stele and cracking stone, only to feel that the cold sweat became more and more unstoppable, and carefully explained: "Lu Xun actually had a good impression of Bai Xiao from the beginning, and that bet was actually under the pressure of his father Lu Bieli, and he had to fight for it, so he ......"
"Wait, you're very good, what's that like!?"
Lan Lan suddenly came to Liu Ke's side, and his tall figure formed a momentum of Mount Tai's topping, so that Liu Ke had to raise his head and groan from his cervical spine.
However, before Liu Ke could answer, Lan Lan turned around on his own, picked up the relationship diagram, and carefully looked at Lu Xun's portrait.
"I said, why did he feel a little strange at first sight, this appearance is not a man, but a woman is a bit of a woman!
"Wait......" Liu Ke was shocked, this little ancestor's brain circuit is also turning too fast and bizarre, right?! Lu Xun is an innocent straight man, how did he become gay?! Has the organization decided to study it?!
Lan Lan was willing to wait, holding the relationship diagram, and after a while, he started a crazy association, and then paced in the room with great interest, dancing, the white jade soles fell to the ground, but fluttering like a willow catkins hookah, there was no sound or vibration, and the dance was swaying, making Liu Ke stunned.
But the girl danced and said something that broke her mind.
"Hahaha, no wonder this guy will ignore Qingyue and run to release goodwill with Xiaobai, it turns out that he has fallen in love with Xiaobai......! Wait, isn't he my rival, but I don't think he's a threat at all, it's so fun!"
Lan Lan was overjoyed, leaning back and laughing, and after a while, he pinched the relationship diagram in his hand and walked away.
"I'm going to watch gay!"
Liu Ke stood in the middle of the room, dumbfounded.
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