Chapter 404: The opposite is the opposite
"I said, Heavenly Master, why is it uncomfortable for me to burn down here, what the hell is going on, will I die?"
Liu Rengong jumped to his feet and screamed with a crying face.
The Heavenly Master Wang still recited the words in the mouth of the god: "The old king is as anxious as the law......
Then he picked up a yellow paper with a drawing on the table with two fingers, shook it in the air, blew on it, and lit it on the oil lamp.
When it was about to burn to his fingers, he put the ashes into the cup of potion that Liu Rengong had just soaked, picked up the cup and shook it vigorously.
After the ashes completely melted into the medicine in the cup, he smiled "hehe" and said, "Become a ——! Lord Liu, please drink the elixir that Poor Dao asked for you!"
Liu Rengong was stunned for a moment, and said to himself, What the hell is this panacea! Isn't this just what kind of charm you just took out of your pocket and drew a few ghosts to recognize, burned it to ashes, and tricked the old man into drinking it? Isn't this his grandmother's dirty?
He frowned and didn't move, staring straight at Wang Tianshi with his eyes stunned.
Seeing that he hadn't come for a long time, Wang Tianshi hurriedly opened his half-open and half-closed eyes, smiled slightly, and said, "Does Lord Liu still doubt the medicine of the poor way?"
"Oh——?!" Liu Rengong was stunned for a moment, followed by a burst of laughter of "haha".
Then staring at the muddy water in the dirty cup, not only did I feel sick to my stomach.
He hesitated and said, "Heavenly Master, is this medicine really spiritual?"
Wang Tianshi's eyes glared hard, showing an extremely serious look, and said: "My lord, this sincerity is spiritual, if you want to cure the disease, you must listen to it, otherwise there will be endless troubles!"
The more Wang Tianshi said, the more scorching Liu Rengong's beneath him became. Sitting or standing is not enough, and I can't wait to jump into an ice hole in front of me to feel better.
There was really no other way, so he took the cup that Wang Tianshi had been holding in his hand, closed his eyes, and drank it with a tilt of his neck.
I stopped, only to feel that there was no longer a fire burning below, but I ran to the top, and my throat was as uncomfortable as eating chili peppers, and I couldn't say a word for a long time.
Thinking about the filthy thing in the cup just now, I was nauseous, and I almost vomited the medicine I had just eaten.
The Heavenly Master Wang had already come to him, circling around him, muttering words that no one could understand, and finally slapped a few hard palms on Liu Rengong's back.
This shock, his stomach and intestines turned over for a while, and he couldn't bear it, and suddenly vomited filthy things with a "poof".
When he saw it himself, he couldn't help jumping and shouting: "It's over, it's over, this medicine is all wasted!"
When Wang Tianshi heard this, he not only laughed "haha" for a while.
Liu Rengong looked back at him angrily, and said hatefully: "Why is the Heavenly Master gloating, isn't it better to rush to the old man's illness earlier?"
Wang Tianshi, who was smiling, was stunned when he heard Liu Rengong's words, and not only sweated in his heart.
This Liu Rengong can be said to be a ruthless person, if he annoys him, it is not a dead death!
Hurriedly opened his half-open and half-closed eyes, and hurriedly said: "My lord, you just borrowed a hundred guts from me, and I don't dare to have two hearts for adults!"
"Then what are you laughing at?" Liu Rengong said after him.
"Oh, that's the case, aren't I happy for my lordship......
Liu Rengong saw that he didn't say anything on time, his eyes stared at Wang Tianshi even more depressedly, and pouted: "The old man vomited, but you are happy, what is the reason?"
Wang Tianshi couldn't help shaking his head and said, "It's because the adults vomited that I'm happy!"
"Why ......?!" Liu Rengong's eyes began to become vicious, staring at the Heavenly Master Wang, and the short sword in his waist was molded with his hand, "Does the Heavenly Master want to kill ......me?"
Wang Tianshi was shocked, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "My lord, only by spitting out this viciousness, will the body be fine, it is difficult for ordinary people to discharge this toxin so thoroughly, it all depends on the profound skills of adults......!"
Liu Rengong was stunned when he heard his words, his eyebrows pondered for a while, and he reacted, not only laughing "haha", but touching his chin very much, "Why didn't you say it earlier...... fucking!"
Then he touched the hand of the short sword in his waist and put it down gently, "Yes, I don't have that kind of burning feeling below me for a while, it's so amazing, the magic power of the Heavenly Master is really superb!"
The second dog, who had been staying in the corner of the house and couldn't speak, watched every move of the two of them, and broke out in a cold sweat, just breathed a sigh of relief, and heard a noisy sound from the yard.
Not only did he stand up with a frown, he kicked the door open, and shouted loudly: "Who is shouting outside, don't you know that this Lord Liu is here?!"
At this time, the people who were pushing and shoving rushed in, and the two dogs hit their heads at once.
The second dog sat down on the ground and kept scolding: "It's the other way around, there are assassins, Master, stop the assassins and protect Lord Liu, ......!"
This crowd is arguing, which one has the kung fu to pay attention to him.
At first, Liu Rengong heard the scolding of the two dogs, and his heart was shocked, and he was about to draw out the short sword in his waist, but he turned around and looked at it, what kind of assassin it was, it turned out to be that group of guards.
Immediately, his eyes stood up, and he shouted: "What's the matter, what are you pulling and pulling, don't give me peace anymore!"
Among them, the five big and three thick guards struggled to break free from the pull of the crowd, and said loudly: "Do you hear, Lord Liu has quieted you! Do you think that the number of people is overwhelming? I don't believe it, there will be no place for reason in the world?!"
"What kind of reason, you can't kill someone, is there any reason? In this way, there is really no reason......" A lewd and trivial guy wiped the tired snot that had just dragged the five big and three thick guys with his sleeve, and exhaled and panted.
The five big and three thick guys, hearing his call, were angry, and slammed his head with his arm, and scolded sharply: "What kind of ** thing are you, you dare to rob ...... while the fire is hot!"
The guy was hit hard by this blow, his brain boomed, he was dizzy, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden, screaming "wow" in pain.
The crowd shouted: "Oh, how can you do it casually, this person must have been killed by him, this person has violent tendencies, take him down quickly......
As he spoke, the crowd rushed up to knock him down.
How could that guy choke this, his shoulders shook, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and he said sharply: "Your grandma's, who came up to take a look?!"
Liu Rengong on the side saw it, and he was furious, "This is the fucking opposite, dare to use force in front of my grandfather and me, hold him down for ......!"
The two dogs also got up from the ground, jumped to their feet and shouted: "I said a long time ago that this is going to be a rebellion!"
When everyone got Liu Rengong's order, they immediately became bold, and they rushed to make their first contributions.
When the guy saw it, he knew that he couldn't tell it even if he was full of mouths, so he howled: "Grandma's, it's ......the other way around!"
When he finished screaming, he raised his fist and punched the guy who grabbed him by the collar in the face......