When I woke up, the sun was already slanting, and I was so full of energy that I was a little empty, and I turned over and sat up to find that it was my belly that was empty, purring and barking like a coquettish puppy.

I was stunned for a while, and vaguely remembered that Shuang'er seemed to have come, and when I turned my head to look inside the house, I didn't see the girl's shadow, but the messy wood flowers and sawdust had disappeared, and it was as clean as the cleaning when I first moved in.

"She really came and helped me clean up the house?!"

Feng Zhiping was overjoyed, and hurriedly looked at the table again.

The table was clean, there was nothing but tea and oil lamps, and the gifts he had made after a long night of work had disappeared along with them.

"Oh no, I'm not going to throw that girl away as garbage, is it? Oh my God, I've been busy all night, don't do it again!"

Forget about hunger, jump out of bed and rush to the door, it's not time to collect garbage, as long as you don't burn it, there is still a chance to save it, whether the girl likes him or not, he can't let his "painstaking" masterpiece become garbage.

As soon as they arrived at the door, a person flashed in, and the two avoided it and collided directly, one holding his chin and the other covering his head, screaming in pain.

"Who's there, I don't know how to knock when I enter the door..."

scolded for half a sentence, and saw that the person who came was You Shuang'er, and he was still carrying a food box in his hand, and the second half of the sentence was immediately swallowed back into his stomach, with a smile on his face.

"Little Shuang'er, when are you coming? I'll just say I'm not mistaken, I saw you in the morning! Hey, what are you holding, it's so fragrant... Ugh!"

Suddenly remembered something important, his face changed, and he was about to ask where he threw the thing, but suddenly he saw the girl's hair pulled up, and two wooden flutes with smooth polishing but poor craftsmanship ran through them.

"You, you this, I..."

Feng Zhiping stammered and pointed to the wooden flute, and the girl smiled, her eyes bright.

"Is it pretty?"

It's good-looking, but it's people who are good-looking, how do you look at those two wooden pipes, and they're not good at all!

"What about you, are you good-looking?" Seeing that Feng Zhiping didn't answer, the girl asked again.

Feng Zhiping nodded hurriedly, and then stopped talking: "You this, well, I did it, but..."

"I love it. You Shuang'er interrupted with a smile.

"No, I mean you..."

"I said it, and I love it. ”

Interrupted with a smile again, his eyes swelled with waves: "Your craftsmanship is a little worse, and the materials are very inferior, but I just like it." It's just that your wood is too fresh and not long, so you have to find someone to process and dry, and then refine the pattern on it, and then you can use it. ”

Feng Zhiping wanted to cry without tears, struggling to tell the truth.

Huh?

Fart!

Those two wooden sticks are not chopsticks at all, but chopsticks!

The two girls are fifteen in half a year, and they are in front, and they are not blood relatives with her, and they have no meaning of Jinlan, although they have thoughts, but no matter how stupid they are, they will not be stupid enough to send a flute to her, and they are still two!

It's just that I was repeatedly frustrated last night, and I really couldn't stand it, so I came up with such a stupid idea.

I thought that gadgets are difficult to carve and not practical, it is better to make a pair of chopsticks to be real, one is simple in craft, and the other can be a metaphor for the double, which not only means that the two twin sisters are deeply in love with each other, but also implies that they are secretly tempted to test her, especially the cold one of her mind, even if you can't figure it out for a while, you will always understand the day when you use it in your hand for a meal.

It's a very simple thing, it's a very simple thing, and the fault is that he shouldn't have carved the pattern on the tail, and it's even more wrong that they got into the girl's hands at the wrong time and in the wrong way.

Originally, I felt that things were too rough, and the carving flowers still seemed to be a little higher, and I was afraid that the carving would be broken and I deliberately chose the simplest pattern, which was his favorite three-leaf silver bell grass, and the work of wasting in the middle of the night was roughly finished, and it was only a few more polishes to adjust the thickness to the completion of the hand, who knew that it was so bad, plus the yin and yang errors, the slightly thick chopsticks were mistaken for the flute, and the girl wore it on the head.

Damn, what can I do?

If you say it, will you be beaten again?

"She loved it too. You Shuang'er said suddenly, her eyes were a little dim, "I have received a lot of things since I was a child, but few people can remember the two of us like you and prepare two gifts, she is happier than me." She asked me to say thank you and let me tell you that she forgave you. ”

Yes, Sensei.

Feng Zhiping smiled bitterly secretly.

finally won the favor of the cold girl, this has to let them know that what they are preparing is actually a gift, and it is also a pair of chopsticks, it is estimated that the cold girl is likely to skip the beating link and directly let herself die on the spot.

"Why don't you speak?" You Shuang'er wondered, her eyes flashed like a little fox, and she leaned closer, "By the way, you haven't told me yet, how did you provoke her?" ”

The corners of Feng Zhiping's mouth twitched, how dare he say it clearly, and hurriedly said perfunctorily: "It's nothing, it's all a trivial matter, just a trivial matter." ”

"Impossible!" You Shuang'er didn't believe it, and raised his pink fist, "You dare not say it, believe it or not, I will beat you?"

"Then you ask her!" Feng Zhiping smiled bitterly, "Girl, think about it carefully, she won't tell you, if I tell you, do you think I still have my life?"

You Shuang'er pondered for a moment and thought deeply: "Also, with her temper, she will definitely beat you so much that you won't be able to get out of bed for three months." It's just that I haven't had secrets with her since I was a child, but this time you made an exception, I'm very unhappy, what do you say!"

What else can I do, stupid Nizizi's teeth are bared.

Feng Zhiping was helpless, raised his arm and put it in front of the girl: "Bite it, bite it until it is comfortable, anyway, I won't say it if you bite me to death!"

You Shuang'er opened it: "Don't think I don't know, you're scolding me for being a dog, right?"

The conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't mean that.

Feng Zhiping rolled his eyes.

The silly girl is warm after all, and she is not really angry, but she is a little depressed, and when she saw that Feng Zhiping was embarrassed, she didn't force it, so she took off her doubles and let her hair fall down again.

"Why don't you wear it?" Feng Zhiping was a little weak-hearted.

This girl doesn't know something, does she?

"I haven't done the ritual yet, I can't just wear it casually, and now I'm wearing it just for you to see. ”

"Let me see?"

Feng Zhiping's heart was overjoyed, and his eyes were warm.

You Shuang'er blushed and bowed her head slightly, then raised it up and glanced at it fiercely: "Yes, let you see! Look at how bad your carving is and how ugly the things you make, just because this girl is naturally beautiful and looks good in everything, so she accepts it, and no one wants to look at it if she changes people, and no one wants to look at it with gold and jade!"

Feng Zhiping didn't speak, and nodded vigorously with a smile.

You Shuang'er was angry, and she wanted to kick, but a certain man not only didn't hide but also licked his face and took the initiative to come up, she was angry and funny, and kicked lightly with a smile.

"It hurts!"

Feng Zhiping screamed in pain, and his voice was about to catch up with killing the pig.

You Shuang'er was so angry that he grinded his teeth, but he knew his temperament and understood that he was teasing himself, so he kicked lightly twice, and then he couldn't help laughing.

Gollum~

The stomach barked again, desperately reminding the master that it was time to take care of himself after finishing his business.

Feng Zhiping was already drooling when he smelled the aroma of rice, and he was relieved to see that the girl finally showed a smiling face, and his eyes involuntarily aimed at the food box in Yiren's hand, and he couldn't wait to immediately pounce on it and swallow it whole.

"Little Shuang'er, I know that you are the kindest, and I know that I am hungry and came to bring me food, but I am disrespectful!"

Reaching for it, the girl easily dodged and walked into the room, gently placing the food box on the table.

"Wash your hands first, and your face, your saliva is dry on your face, and you don't know how to wipe it!"

No wonder the mouth is a little uncomfortable, and it's not just bruising!

Feng Zhiping was embarrassed to death, and even more disgusted to death, he grew up in the Golden Nest, since he was a child, he has been dressed and fed since he was a child, although he has no cleanliness but has always been clean, in order to hide his identity, he has been used to taking a bath every two days for a long time, and now he is unkempt and dirty, and he ran out of the house.

"I want to take a bath, don't come with me, or you will bear the consequences!"

"Bah, the ghost is with you!"

You Shuang'er took a sip hard, but he was still not at ease when he closed the door and window, so he made two more paper balls and plugged his ears.

There was a girl in the house, Feng Zhiping was embarrassed to rush directly at the wellhead, he didn't care about the side house locked, and kicked two basins of water into it, and there was no third basin, so he could only flush out twice and then fetch water, and so on.

"Let's just talk about the shortcomings, it turns out that there is a lack of bath barrels, and I have to ask Brother Dong for one when I go back. It's hot now, but it's cold after tomorrow, and I can't wash me to death in a cold shower every day? ”

Muttering back and forth a dozen times, he finally felt clean.

The person was clean, and he was worried again, and he forgot a big thing when he was in a hurry just now, not only did he not take the bath towel, but he also did not take the change of clothes.

What can I do?

If you don't go back to the house, will you be able to dry it naturally and then wear dirty clothes?

I deliberately hide the habits of the rich children, but I will never be sloppy without a lower limit, I thought about it for a long time, and slapped my thigh.

Sloppy is sloppy, just this time, it's all about experiencing life!

The partial house has been abandoned for many years, the windows are sealed, and the little wind blowing in by the door will dry until the New Year, and the dust in the house is also heavy, and the wind will dirty again.

Helpless, Feng Zhiping had to poke his head out to take a look at the small courtyard, and after confirming that there was no one, he climbed onto the roof with his dirty clothes, put his robe under him, and hugged his legs to bathe in the sunset.

After half a cup of tea, there was the sound of footsteps outside the courtyard, and at the same time there was a familiar loud voice.

Feng Zhiping was scared half to death, he didn't care if it was dirty or not, he put it on his body with the changed clothes, but the footsteps of the person who came were too fast, and as soon as he put on his underwear, the courtyard door was pushed open heavily, Lao Dong strode in, and when he looked up, the person froze.

"Grass, you bear brute, how many times have you said don't stop while walking, do you know if there are people behind!"

Zhao Kang kicked Lao Dong away, covered his nose and looked up, he was also stunned, and it took a long time to show the folding fan, his face full of emotion.

"The light wind in the west mountain at dusk is blowing, and the birds and birds are greedy and will not return, brother, I am so interested!"

Lao Dong also came back to his senses, tilted his head and smacked his lips vigorously.

"Tut-tut, brother, brother, I always thought you were a serious person, but today I realized that you are also a lewd person, and you have such a habit, admire, really admire!"

"Get out!"

Feng Zhiping wanted to cry, but he wanted to die even more.

He swore that if he encountered this situation in the future, he would definitely wear pants first!