"Oh, oh, it turns out that it's really the fairy master, has you caught the possessed pervert, where is it, let me wait and see? I'm waiting for the same Heavenly Master who came to you to exorcise evil spirits and avoid trouble!" A naughty old man who saw everything in the room asked with a hippie smile.

The old ones, I'm afraid that I will mess up this matter, and if I don't do it well, I will annoy this Heavenly Master, and I will add fuel to your fire, then this tunzi is really hopeless!

Hurriedly pulled the guy with many mouths and tongues behind him, and scolded: "The heavenly master catches ghosts, are we waiting to see it? Don't talk nonsense, listen to the words of the heavenly master, only the heavenly master has the final say on how to deal with it, how can this be that ordinary people like us can talk nonsense!"

The naughty old man, who was dragged for no reason, was angry with the boss in his heart, and naturally he was a little indignant, and secretly scolded: You cheek-licking guy, you obviously know that this Taoist priest is stabbing the hairy egg in there, and you still help him say good things.

What kind of exorcism, fucking exorcism, that pervert is fucking himself! Then the hand shook back, and said angrily: "You just talk like this, what are you pulling me for?!"

After saying this, he turned around and left, no matter how others called him, and disappeared without looking back at the gate of the great hall leading to the outside of the temple.

The old man who had just pulled him was embarrassed, and said in his heart What is the trouble, it is all for the things in this tun, in fact, there is no estrangement between the two.

Not only sighed and stomped his feet: "Look at all the old brothers, what is this matter? I really offended people invisibly because of this matter! This is not worth it, what is this called!"

After speaking, he also turned around and left, but he didn't want to go, because he was so happy, and nothing could be missing him.

But this is not a moth, he feels that this face can't be hung up! So the deliberate thunder is loud, the rain is small, and he doesn't move a few steps when he screams.

The crowd was persuaded at once: "Oh, this big brother Zhang, how can you be as knowledgeable as him? What is he? Who is missing here, and you can't be missing! Without you, this play really can't be sung!"

After saying this bunch of good words, this big brother Zhang felt a lot more comfortable, hurriedly straightened up, took two steps forward, hugged his fists, and was polite to the heavenly master for a while.

"This heavenly master, don't be surprised, this countryman is so virtuous, scratching his nose and face. This pervert is really caught by you, you can give us this tun for welfare, your great kindness, we are unforgettable!"

What kind of person is this Wang Tianshi, who is young and now travels south and north, is well-informed, and is the most able to act with his eyes.

He knew that the grievances suffered by this eldest brother just now were all caused by himself, so how could he be indifferent.

hurriedly stepped forward to hold the arm of the eldest brother, and said gratefully: "I don't rush at others, today I will rush at the face of this big brother, and no one can stop me from going to your tunzi to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits!"

Then he glanced at the crowd with his eyes, and then said: "Okay, this big brother, you can say when you will go to that tun to exorcise ghosts, right? I listen to you to the end, as long as you give this order, I mean let's go, some people are the eight sedan chairs to carry me, I will not be rare!"

"This ——!" When Brother Zhang heard this, his eyes immediately turned red, and he grabbed the hand of the Heavenly Master, shaking constantly, "What do you want me to say?

The two of them were holding each other and chatting, and on the roof of the house where they were listening, a tile fell "with a click", and almost fell on the head of the heavenly master.

The Celestial Master was so frightened that everyone looked up at each other, because the Nawa House was a slope, and they were surprised to see that there was a person on it, who might have stayed on it for a long time, and some of them couldn't hold on, and their bodies slid straight down.

The crowd shouted, "There are thieves ——!."

The quick-handed, to the corner of the wall, found the discarded stick, picked it up and stabbed it at the man's ass.

The man howled in fright: "Something else, something else, it's me!

The crowd heard the familiar voice, and hurriedly stopped.

The person on it suddenly relaxed, slid down, and with a "whew", he fell to the ground on all fours, holding his buttocks and howling.

Everyone rushed up to take a look, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Isn't this the old man Li from the west of Natun? What are you doing here? You still come up to the house, why don't you go to heaven?"

Suddenly he felt that something was wrong, that there was his widowed daughter-in-law in this house! how could he get on this roof? What was going on?!

The eldest brother Zhang dragged him up from the ground, and said repeatedly: "Oh, this Brother Li, what are you doing here?

"Oops......" The old man Li kept rubbing his farts and screaming, and said in his mouth, "I'm ...... I'm ......."

Then the face showed a very painful look, "I'm not, didn't I find this daughter-in-law, and secretly entered this Heavenly Master's Temple?!"

"Oh——?! so you've been here a long time ago?" That day, the master's face was red and white, and he stamped his feet in a hurry, "You see ......"

Then he thought about it, his question seemed extremely non-standardized, and this Li Laohan could answer: "There are no windows on this roof, what do I think?"

Hurriedly changed his words: "What did you hear?!"

When he asked, this old man Li immediately became angry, "What did I hear? I heard you humming and screaming in that room! What do you want me to say?"

The old man Li spat at the mouthful, spit on the ground in disgust, stomped his feet vigorously, followed by covering his blushing face with his hands, and kept shouting: "Oops, oops, shame!"

"Okay——!" The Heavenly Master clapped his hands vigorously and laughed, "That's right, hum, didn't you hear the ghost cry wolf?"

"Of course I heard you......!" This Li Laohan's face turned even redder with shame, and even he felt hot.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's finally done!" said the heavenly master seemed to be about to twist and dance, "If this pervert doesn't scream, is it still called a ghost? I'm afraid that this pervert will hide quietly in your body and not come out, then it's called a danger!"

Speaking of which, he punched the old man Li who was about to fall two pieces of ass with his hand.

The old man Li let out an "ah" and screamed in pain.

When he screamed, everyone was taken aback and scolded: "You ghost scream, you want to scare people to death?!"

When everyone said this, the heavenly master immediately clapped his hands and celebrated: "Did you hear it, everyone said that you are a ghost screaming a ghost, this is a ghost screaming in your body, not a screaming from you!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, and the mouth suddenly opened, just like the Daigo empowerment, "Oh, it turns out that everyone has ghosts in this person!"

When the Heavenly Master heard this, he burst into a burst of "haha" laughter, "You're finally enlightened......!"