In short, Shen Tianqi can be regarded as seeing clearly today.

Yuantong Immortal Emperor is a master of painting big cakes.

In a word, it doesn't matter.

Let countless people cry.

Important, important.

Red Sparrow: "Cluck, cluck, cluck..."

Emperor Yuantong Immortal said to Shen Tianqi: "Tiezhu, you go and take her to see the doctor... Otherwise, I'm a little stunned when she laughs. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi nodded slightly, and then said, "Lord Immortal Emperor, the plan to send a Qian Immortal Saint to test Shen Tianqi will be shelved for now." ”

"It doesn't matter anything, but what matters at hand is what really matters. ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "No! How can this be put on hold?"

"In this way, you continue to loot and collect money. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi said speechlessly: "Lord Immortal Emperor, I told you before, the top ten heaven-level mounts are the top ten poor Bs. ”

"The ten taels of gold have been squeezed, and they are out of breath. ”

"If you squeeze it now, it will be blood. ”

"It's damaging to our image!"

Emperor Yuantong Immortal immediately said: "Then change to someone to squeeze, and change to someone to collect money." ”

Shen Tianqi immediately clenched his fists and said, "Please also ask Lord Immortal Emperor for advice." ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor pondered for a while and said, "When it comes to the richest person in the entire Heavenly Court, it must be the local tyrant Immortal Emperor. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Dirt... Tyrant Immortal Emperor?"

The corners of Shen Tianqi's mouth twitched slightly, should this name be such a sand sculpture?

The name sounds like it's full of money.

Shen Tianqi said: "Lord Immortal Emperor, you want me to squeeze the same level as you, this is hitting a stone with an egg." ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "You think too highly of yourself." ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"He even compares himself to an egg, in front of him, he can take money to stone you to death. ”

Shen Tianqi pondered for a while and said, "Lord Immortal Emperor, I want to experience this feeling from here. ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "......"

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said: "With the funding of this local tyrant Immortal Emperor, there are three Immortal Saints who have opened shops in Heavenly Court. ”

"They are opened by the Crow Immortal Saint - the prayer shop. ”

"The crooked-mouthed fairy saint opened a beauty shop. ”

"Pixiu Immortal Saint opened-***. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Raven... Pray. ”

"Crooked mouth... Hairdressing. ”

"Pixiu..."

Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "Lord Immortal Emperor, you... Kidding me, huh?"

"That's too sandy, isn't it?"

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said: "Don't underestimate them. ”

"This prayer shop, beauty shop, ***, but the three major sources of income of our Heavenly Court. ”

"The taxes they pay every year can feed a large group of people in the Heavenly Court. ”

"Therefore, the Emperor of Heaven also has a lot of support for them. ”

Shen Tianqi said: "Since the Emperor of Heaven is involved, why are you asking me to collect money?"

"I can't afford to offend the Emperor of Heaven. ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said: "You are stupid..."

"If I let you do something, the Emperor of Heaven will let you do it. ”

"Let you find someone to test Shen Tianqi, it is the Emperor of Heaven who asked you to find someone to test Shen Tianqi. ”

"Behind you are the Emperor of Heaven and me, what are you afraid of?"

"And, how much can you get?"

"What you get is drizzle in their eyes. ”

"Perhaps, before you have any money, they will give you gold and tell you to leave quickly. ”

When Shen Tianqi heard this, he frowned and said, "Isn't this a passage to send beggars?"

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "......"

"Alas, children cannot be taught. ”

Emperor Yuantong Immortal said with a headache: "Tiezhu, now I will pass on your three-character recipe for collecting money." ”

"Huh, three-word formula?"

Shen Tianqi was a little surprised, you, a poor B, still taught me to collect money?

Forget it, I'm not interested in collecting money!

I'm a person who loves to learn!

Learn a lot, learn a lot.

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "The first word, momentum." ”

Shen Tianqi: "Lord Immortal Emperor, these are clearly two words. ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "......"

"Don't interject. ”

Emperor Yuantong Immortal said angrily: "The word momentum, as the name suggests, means that when you go to collect money, you have to get enough momentum." ”

"You're more powerful than anyone else. ”

"In this way, others will be jealous of you. ”

"The second word, loud voice!"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"What's that... Lord Immortal Emperor, these are three words, right?"

"Horse-stepper, why are you struggling with this? Are you obsessive-compulsive?"

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said angrily.

Shen Tianqi: "......"

It's your problem, but you're blaming me.

Shen Tianqi said against his will: "Mmmm, I'm abrupt, you continue." ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said: "I want money!"

"Be loud!"

"When he asks him what you're going to do, you have to tell him out loud what you're trying to do. ”

Otherwise, when he hears you whispering, the other party will ignore you. ”

"Sometimes, when a person measures whether the other person is good to mess with the character, they are judged by their voice. ”

"The louder the voice, the more dominant it is. ”

"Without a voice, it's nothing. ”

Shen Tianqi felt that there was some truth in what he said.

After all, the aunts he saw in his previous life were all loud voices...

Can't be provoked...

"And what about the third word?"

Shen Tianqi asked curiously.

Yuantong Immortal Emperor spoke: "This third word is... Look at the words!"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

You're on horseback!

You were taught math by your PE teacher, right?

Can you make sense of words and words and idioms?

But Shen Tianqi didn't bother to pursue it, what you said was what.

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said: "First of all, the momentum has come up, and the voice has come up, so the next thing is to observe the words and colors." ”

"If the other party is intimidated, or has the intention of backing down, then congratulations, you are likely to succeed in asking for money. ”

"And if the other party doesn't coax you, or even looks at you with playful eyes, then... The probability of getting money is still very low. At this time, I advise you..."

"Run?"

"No, kneel and beg for mercy. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Yuantong Immortal Emperor coughed and said, "But don't worry, when the time comes, if you report my name, no one will dare to give me face." ”

"These three immortal saints all know me. ”

"I am also friends with their boss, the local tyrant Immortal Emperor. ”

Shen Tianqi was shocked, "Lord Immortal Emperor, you dare to let me collect my friend's money?"

Yuantong Immortal Emperor said with a smile: "Anyway, behind us is the Emperor of Heaven, what are you afraid of?"

"It's rare to rely on the name of the Emperor of Heaven to collect money, don't you know how to cherish it?"

"Do you have to wait until you're down, and then you can't regret it?"

"Young man, can you have some dreams?"

"Have you forgotten what I told you?"

"You're going to be on top and you're going to wow everybody. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Don't pull it out, if you pull it out again, it's really dripping.

"Giggles, clucks..."

The red beauty finch laughed, and then, "Cough cough cough..."

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "???"

"What's wrong with her?"

Shen Tianqi pondered for a while and said, "I should have choked on saliva." ”

Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "......"