07 Ku Ding dissolves the pig
After January, the spring rain continues, the grass is green, and the willow branches spit out new shoots, thriving.
This month, regardless of the wind and rain, the cold wind is biting, Xu Tianran insists on walking Ah Huang on the mountain every day, and the young man in the green shirt can still only eat soil behind Ah Huang's buttocks. Invisibly, the teenager will not vomit when he runs to the top of the mountain, and in the next ten years, he can still stand shoulder to shoulder with Ah Huang, one tall and one short on the top of the mountain to watch the morning glow, birds, smoke in the world, joys and sorrows, and life. Gao is naturally Ah Huang, and he often complains when he is young, Ah Huang looks skinny, why does he look so tall, and he is as stupid and big as Lao Bai. The young man looked at Ah Huang's long legs, and he was relieved that he couldn't run, he only had two legs, how could he run more than four legs, not to mention two small short legs.
With the passage of time, the smell of sweat from running up the mountain became lighter and lighter, and then the sweat was almost odorless in the past two days, Lao Bai said that the impurities removed from his body were getting less and less, and his physique was getting stronger and stronger, and then taking black pills had no effect, but he still needed to rush to the mountain with Ah Huang every day, and the slight difference was that it changed from one trip to two trips.
Lao Bai's butcher shop also began to open, every morning in the early hours of the morning Lao Bai got up in the dark to kill pigs, the town has a population of about 1,000 households, only Lao Bai sells meat, Lao Bai has to kill pigs to have meat to eat, Lao Bai did not kill pigs, the big guys have not eaten. Lao Bai has rules for doing business, one pig a day, only sold for half a day, and it will not be sold in the afternoon, and if there are more, let the fat aunt take it to the private school, and the schoolchildren who sell out the private school will have no meat to eat.
After a long time, the town has developed an unspoken rule, whoever goes to the butcher shop to buy meat has to spare, and cannot buy it all. Lao Bai is not annoyed that the meat cannot be sold, and when he encounters a happy event, he will not come to the butcher shop alone to buy meat, most of them will directly buy a pig and let Lao Bai help kill it, and pay Lao Bai when he goes into the water. Qingshan Town is such an ordinary town, life is not rich, nor is it poor, it is a simple coarse tea and light rice, made at sunrise and rested at sunset.
Lao Bai didn't ask Xu Tianran to help when he killed the pig, Xu Tianran swore with a gesture that I wanted to repay the great favor, "Lao Bai, from now on, every day you kill the pig, I will give you a hand, let you see how powerful I am." ”
Lao Bai said, "You are still young, when you grow your body, you must sleep more, otherwise you will not grow taller in the future." ”
As soon as the young man heard this, he went down the steps, and he didn't say much kind words, so that Lao Bai, who still wanted to be polite, couldn't be polite anymore.
The young man suddenly realized that Lao Bai only killed pigs and did not raise pigs, which was a dangerous sign, if the pig farmers did not sell the pigs to Lao Bai, killed them themselves or sold them to others, then Lao Bai would not lose his livelihood. If you can't even sell pork, then the two of you have to ask for food, Lao Bai's appearance is not pitiful, and he is a little vicious, the future is worrying, and the young man is inexplicably melancholy.
One day, the boy got up early to see Lao Bai kill the pig, the boy heard the sound through the door, yes, not big, when he heard his mother say to kill the pig, the pig would struggle desperately, screaming heartbreakingly, it was the sound of death. The young man wants to see Lao Bai kill the pig, and he is afraid to see the bloody picture, afraid that his little heart has been irreparably traumatized, if he has fainted from now on, then how can he be the first swordsman in the world, how to fly the sword and behead him, he has never heard of a big sword fairy who is faint in blood, he can't stab someone to death with a sword, and he faints on the ground, and he has no mastery at all, and he can't be the swordsman who saves the beauty when he walks the rivers and lakes, and he can't deceive the fairy who is high up.
Although he was afraid, the young man still gently pushed open the door, the big iron pot boiling water, the room was full of white steam, and the young man vaguely saw that there were several knives of different lengths on the board of Lao Bai, Lao Bai put the tightly bound pig on the big table, and without waiting for the big pig to react, a sharp short knife accurately pierced the heart, Lao Bai patted the pig's head, and the fainted pig was drained of blood in his sleep, and the pig's blood flowed in the big wooden barrel. When the pig was completely dead and could no longer bleed, Lao Bai threw the big pig into a huge wooden barrel, and then poured a large pot of boiling water into the large wooden barrel.
Lao Bai changed the knife unhurriedly and shaved the pig skillfully, the movements were simple and clear, and he couldn't find a superfluous action. Lao Bai scooped a few scoops of water to rinse the big board just now, fished the big pig out of the boiling water, put it on the big board, replaced it with a sharp bone chopping knife, and quickly divided the big pig's body. The young man didn't see Lao Bai exert a little force, Lao Bai seemed to see through the structure of the pig's body, and he was as amazing as a cow. Lao Bai changed to a sharp three-finger-wide meat cutting knife, and finished decomposing the pork according to parts with a cup of tea, and only waited for the Oriental Fish belly to be white, and it could open for business.
The young man rubbed his eyes, and was very surprised at the incredible scene, Lao Bai killed the pig smoothly, and the big pig seemed to die generously, and he did not struggle. The action of dismembering the pork is like a set of knife techniques, which is difficult to get into the elegant hall, but it is really easy to use. The young man suddenly thought about whether Lao Bai was so skilled in killing people, and he would be able to make human meat buns when he put them on the table after cutting them.
Lao Bai had long known that the young man who was standing at the door watching the excitement coughed, the young man was so frightened that his soul was scattered, and at this time Lao Bai had a murderous aura on his body, and he felt it.
Lao Bai said calmly: "What do you see?"
The young man turned around helplessly, he looked very bloody, and when he saw a handful of meat, he remembered a plate of cooked meat dishes, and the young man actually flowed a hala, "Others kill pigs, pigs roar loudly, why do you kill pigs, pigs don't seem to be so afraid of death?"
Lao Bai washed his hands and shook the water in his hands, "The trick is to be fast under the knife, so fast that the pig doesn't feel pain when the knife is pierced, and the strength of the pig's head should be fast and accurate, and when the pig doesn't feel the pain, stun it in an instant, and the two steps are not fast or slow." The knife is slow, the pig will hurt, will struggle for its life, it can not die quietly, especially the action of slapping the pig's head, it is more precise, too early to shoot the pig faint, the knife stabbed the pig and woke up or directly shot the pig to death, the pig blood can not be released, and the pork is not delicious. ”
The young man nodded, "Lao Bai, kill the pig and kill the pig, just call it, what are you doing studying so much useless?"
Lao Bai looked up at the sky and said with a serious face: "What's wrong with the pig, it will be chopped alive, the corpse will be divided, the meat will be eaten, and the blood will be drunk." I often think, if a man is a pig and a pig is a man, I sweat profusely every time I think of this, how terrifying is it?"
The boy pondered and was terrified.
Lao Bai pondered for a moment, "The law of the jungle is the law of the forest. Man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law of the Tao, and the Tao is the law of nature. Everyone in the world is eager to attain the Tao once to prove immortality, but they don't know that the way of heaven is ruthless, and all things are dogs, under the way of heaven, the law is determined: for cattle and sheep to eat grass, for people to cook sheep and slaughter cattle, for cultivators, mortals are ants, mountain top immortals are extraordinary, do not eat the fireworks of the world, do not know the joys and sorrows of the world. A grass cannot break free from the cage of fate and becomes food for cattle and sheep, cattle and sheep cannot break free from the situation of being eaten by others, mortals cannot practice for the rest of their lives, and it is impossible to escape the fate of ants. You can sympathize with the fate of a pig, or eat vegetarian food without meat at this point, but you can't let everyone in the world be like you, after all, you can only save a pig, but you can't save the fate of the pig. Even if you don't eat meat and fishy food, what's wrong with melons, fruits and vegetables, melons, fruits and vegetables also have life, and from then on they will fall into the cage of logic, and so on, people can't live, and everything deserves to die. The pig has the fate of a pig, I don't kill it, someone else kills it, and I waste so much effort thinking that it will die less bitterly. I have never figured this out in my life, but if you can figure it out, you will be better than the blue. ”
The young man seemed to understand and nodded, Lao Bai's truth listened to the pig and the cow, it seemed that he could understand it, and he didn't seem to understand it when he thought about it carefully, but if he was a pig, it was really terrifying, and he was greedy, and he grew faster than his pig, and he would definitely die faster. I'm glad I'm not that stupid pig.
Lao Bai took off the gourd on his waist and took a sip of wine, "Damn the Great Sword Immortal, the Great Poetry Immortal." "I'm feeling sorry for the wine again.
The boy looked at the pork on the board and thought that if it were a human, it would be terrible.
Oriental fish belly white, open business.
The boy blinked his eyes, got up early, began to be sleepy, Lao Bai kicked the little cub out, the boy was familiar with the way to feed the horse, and then ran towards the mountain in the morning sun, the boy himself felt that he was so fast that he was about to fly, and he could step on a branch under his feet like a "white peacock" and rise up with a sword.
In order to buy some good meat, the villagers waited in front of Bai Tu Shop early, Bai Tu squinted, he didn't need to weigh as much meat as he wanted, it was right to go down with a knife, this is also the unspoken rule of the town, buy meat without weighing.
When the sun hung high in the sky, the fat aunt walked from the kitchen of the private school to the butcher shop, put the rest of the meat into the bamboo basket by herself, turned around and threw a wink at Lao Bai, twisted her exaggerated buttocks in a charming manner, and returned to the private school. Unfortunately, this scene was seen by Xu Tianran.
Lao Bai had a headache for a while, and sure enough, the young man smiled cheaply, covered his mouth but couldn't cover it and said: "Lao Bai, it turns out that you are good, I originally thought that the fat aunt was the old master's forbidden belly, but I didn't expect it, it turned out that the old master was a real gentleman, and such a big piece of fat meat was around and didn't go to the mouth, Lao Bai, you are also a real villain, blatantly seduced the fat aunt, and climbed onto the fat aunt's bed with a few catties of meat. ”
Lao Bai couldn't help but go down with a chestnut, the young man covered his head and screamed, and Lao Bai felt a little cleaner.
Xu Tianran muttered in a low voice: "Actually, the fat aunt is very good, she also gives me candy to eat, her butt is also big, she is easy to give birth to, and she has a big fat son left within a few years of marriage, if it weren't for the early death of her husband, she would not have had ten or eight children." ”
Lao Bai glared at the young man, who shrank his head and stuck out his tongue.
Lao Bai stretched out his hand to touch the young man's head, but the young man was so frightened that he retracted his head, causing Lao Bai's hand to hover in mid-air awkwardly. Lao Bai shook his head and sighed, "Do you want to read?"
The young man jumped up immediately, "Lao Tzu would rather farm than study, Lao Tzu is a martial arts embryo, how can he spend time on that boring person." When Lao Tzu succeeded, he saw a scholar cut one, the reader spoke in a twist and turn, scolded people without saying dirty words, looked at the sanctimonious appearance, but actually had the most bad water in his heart. ”
Lao Bai rewarded Xu Tianran with a chestnut, and the young man screamed in pain.
Lao Bai looked in the direction of the private school and asked, "You have achieved your miraculous skills, Lao Wu, you also want to cut it?"
The young man rolled his eyes and said slyly: "Lao Wu seems to be a teacher, I look at the average scholar, I should not be a scholar, so I am good at chess, and I am a chess player." ”
Lao Bai unconsciously, after getting along with the young man, there were more and more sighs, and he finally didn't sigh now, "You still have a conscience." ”
Suddenly, the young man saw the master in green shirt appear behind him, twisted his beard, squinted and smiled: "I am average in learning?"
The young man's whole back was cold, and the master's smile was a little crazy today.