Chapter 229: Chapter 271: You're Always Too Soft-Hearted
This is exactly the beginning of the victory, the immediate success.
Brother Guo is out of the horse, and it is really a top two!
At this time, the crane spirit bird had already gone south with the doll army...... You must first release the Immortal Crane Spirit Bird back to Niangzi Pass! In case a demon monk comes to make trouble, the female disciples of the Hanging Pavilion can naturally save a lot of time by driving the Crane to report the news!
It is to save soldiers like fighting fires!
Wu Guo carried a big blanket on his left shoulder, and on his right shoulder sat the mouse king, and walked straight through the valley with Cai Suzhen, all the way to the wind. When he was about to reach the foot of the mountain, Cai Suzhen also put the big hat behind him obliquely on his head...... Ahem! What a lot of effort to cover people's eyes and ears!
Seeing the triumphant return of the harmful fruit carrying a big blanket, the small courtyard suddenly boiled...... Ahem, blankets and whatever...... The focus is on the snow ginseng doll tightly wrapped in a blanket!
Everyone is smiling...... The blanket is not wrapped in ordinary radish and cabbage, but the legendary treasure of heaven and earth!
Baby every year, come to my house today!
Who doesn't eat dumplings during the New Year!
Compared with the land in the south of the Yangtze River, which is rich in natural resources, whether it is the northern snow-capped mountains or the northwest border passes, it is undoubtedly a barren land...... Don't say anything about natural treasures on weekdays, even if it's an elixir, I don't know what it tastes like!
Thinking about it, I want to cry without tears! There was no Yu Qingshan among the nine young talents at the top of Ling back then, but after entering the prosperous era, he was able to advance to the Yuanying realm, and the elixirs that came to all parts of the Jiangnan entered his stomach in one go...... And he led his disciples to the north to challenge this time, presumably because he had been prepared for a long time...... I don't know what kind of adventure he had with the elite disciples who finally launched the martial arts competition!
When you cultivate hard, your enemies will naturally not sleep much!
You've found a treasure of heaven and earth, and your enemies may be even more wonderful!
So everyone's hearts are full of pressure...... When will this kind of hard life come to an end!
Fortunately, the harmful fruit woke up in time and jumped off the big pine tree...... Once I went down the mountain, I not only pulled back a cart of spirit stones from the land of demons, but also personally grabbed the snow ginseng doll this time!
If you don't catch it, you won't catch it, and whoever catches it won't catch it! Those ownerless treasures in the world, whoever catches them will be whoever's!
If you don't eat for nothing, you won't eat for nothing! This time, let's have a good time opening foreign meat!
Under the admiring gaze of everyone, Wu Guo directly carried the snow ginseng doll into the hut where the mouse king lived next to him...... The mouse king secretly gave the little wolf king a look, and then the two of them also sneakily followed...... Then there was a childish and terrible scream from the room......
......The women standing in the courtyard looked at each other, although they were all curious about what kind of tragedy had happened in the house...... But no one dared to go in and take a look...... It turns out that those chivalrous women are not afraid of tragedy, but they are afraid of spicy eyes!
Could it be that the three of them are violently beating up the little hooligans? No! There was no injustice in the past and no revenge in the near future, and picking fruits and eating them is the key!
Got it! They must be picking fruit on top of the snow ginseng doll's head now! That's why the little rascal cried like a pig......
Hey, it turns out that the law of the jungle is the law of the jungle again, where can I reason...... In this way, it is also strange that the little rascal met the harmful fruit......
"Brother Go, what were you doing in the house just now......? It can't be that the fruit on the head of the snow ginseng doll has been plucked, right?" After a long time, Wu Guo walked out of the house with a smile, and Xiao Tao was curious, so he hurriedly asked, "Huh, why didn't the little wolf king and the mouse king come out?" It stands to reason that the two of them should have walked out with a big plate now! Hehe, there are naturally nine snow ginseng fruits on the big plate!"
"How can it be so easy!" Wu Guo spread out his empty hands, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Don't say anything about picking fruits, just now I pounced on it with the two children, this one grabbed the arm and the other dragged the thigh, so I put on a small belly pocket and bloomers for the little rascal...... As for picking fruits, whoever has the ability to pick them should pick them! Let me take a cool ride in the courtyard to dissipate the sweat. ”
It turns out that not only is it a harmful fruit, but the little daughters-in-law of the little wolf king and the mouse king are also in the yard, and the snow ginseng fruit is now in the bag, but it has become less important...... The important thing is not to let the little rascals continue to run around bare-bottomed!
Although the snow ginseng fruit is good, there is nothing to do with the fruit and the little monster at all...... Therefore, the three of them are not in a hurry! What is the hurry! The more arduous the process is, the more precious it becomes!
Those pies that fell from the sky...... Maybe it's all rancid!
"Oh! What are you going to do! After pulling nine snow ginseng fruits off its head without saying a word...... If it's not honest, just dig a pit and bury it!" Bai Baoxiang rolled her eyes and said.
Oh my God! It turns out that the world's most shrewd person is really a ruthless character who eats meat and does not spit out bones!
"Don't, the snow ginseng doll is also pitiful, we still have to be gentle...... Wait for me to go in first and persuade it with kind words! Maybe it will willingly give up the nine fruits on top of its head!" Xiao Tao was soft-hearted after all, and after secretly taking something from the stone table, Shi Shiran walked into the house...... It's just a little girl's thousand thoughts, and there must be a mistake...... Her right hand, hidden behind her back, turned out to be holding a pair of shiny scissors!
It turns out that the persuasion is fake, and the clever and well-behaved little girl is actually planning to cut the plum in her heart!
"That little rascal doesn't know human language, and Xiao Tao even speaks through his mouth...... It can't understand it!" While everyone was speechless, Wu Guo smiled secretly in his heart: "It's still clear to the seniors in the rivers and lakes! People don't talk much...... If you can use a knife, it's better not to speak!"
Everyone stood outside the house and waited for a long time, and when they were wondering, they saw Xiao Tao walking out while wiping her tears!
"Little Peach, which one are you singing?" Wu Guo asked knowingly, "Not only did you not see the picking...... Cut fruit, why are you still crying like a tearful person!"
"Brother Go...... That snow ginseng doll was so pitiful, and when she saw the scissors in my hand, she cried like a little tearful person...... You don't know, but it cries so much, it doesn't have to cry, and after a few gentle whimpering, the tears flow down like pearls with broken threads...... "Xiao Tao wiped the tears on her cheeks with a handkerchief and said: "I see how pitiful it is without relatives...... It's as if I feel even more uncomfortable when I touch the scene...... As a result, I cried with it in a daze......"
The little girl walked in with confidence, but she didn't expect the final ending to be relatively speechless, only a thousand tears!
"Ahem! If tears are useful, then what else do you need scissors! Who are those miserable and miserable fathers-in-law in the palace to reason with!" Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes together! They all shook their heads and sighed secretly: "This little girl is too beautiful, and her heart is soft-hearted, obviously she is useless!"
"Forget it, let me come! I took out my sword like lightning, and when it didn't pay attention, even the root with fruit was cut off with a sword!" Seeing that the little maid returned in vain, Cai Suzhen blinked her eyes wide, and walked into the house: "Isn't the little rascal a pearl with a broken thread?
Oh my God! After the little maid's cut plum returned in vain, the tsundere queen actually planned to cut it with a sword!
Everyone stood outside the house and waited for a while, but saw Cai Suzhen hesitantly come out...... Hesitation is not the point...... The point is that you are still empty-handed!
"That little rascal is also clever...... After seeing me walk in with a sword in my hand, I got my head into the quilt with my head in one go, and I just said that I wouldn't show it again!" Before everyone could ask curiously, Cai Suzhen first said in a hesitant voice: "You also know...... I went in just to peel a few fruits, not a quilt...... Besides, it's now shrunk into a ball and hiding under the covers, what if I cut it down with a sword!"
Ahem, the souls of the tsundere queen's sword have always been some vicious demon monks...... Now if you cut off a little doll for no reason...... That's going to affect the heart of the Dao!
"......" Everyone was speechless again...... It's hard to catch the little hooligans, how can it be so difficult after you catch them!
"Alas, your hearts are too soft-hearted, this kind of robbery and pretending to be a wicked person to steal things is still up to me!" After losing two battles in a row, Miao Yiyi suddenly became angry from her heart, and evil was born on the side of her guts...... You see, she first walked into the kitchen quickly, and then burst into the house in a rage...... Ahem! She finally broke into the house with a bright kitchen knife!
Oh my God! It turns out that the evil maid's stunt is one-size-fits-all!
"First a cut plum, then a sword cut...... In the end, it's one size fits all...... If the evil girl is also defeated this time, I don't know which turn will be on the stage next!" Everyone looked at each other, and a bunch of cold sweat suddenly broke out on their foreheads! Especially Bai Baoxiang, whose big eyes were even more uncertain...... If the three big beauties before all returned in vain...... There's no doubt that it's going to be her turn next!
Well, her heart is not soft...... But her cultivation is insufficient, and her arms are very soft!
How good is that!
(End of chapter)