Nine Dragons Jade Cup Chapter 72 Verbal War
Wang Chuyi rarely saw a trace of amazement on the face of this woman who was rumored to have slaughtered the entire cottage and turned all the cottage men into eunuchs.
It's a bit counterintuitive.
When he had just taken over the post of commander-in-chief of Jinyiwei, Wang Chuyi did not miss many records of Jinyiwei's file.
Although the number of crimes committed by men far exceeds that of women in these years, men's revenge and vendetta have always been more painful.
Don't listen to what some people say when they are angry, and they will divide the corpses of five horses, but when it comes to stabbing the enemy, most of them will also give people a good time.
If it weren't for the fierce soldiers who crawled out of the pile of dead people on the battlefield, even if you boasted that you were a first-class master who broke through thousands of armors with a sword, it would be absolutely difficult to do so.
On the contrary, women are the most ruthless.
There are countless files on women who sympathize with their husbands and murder their husbands, most of them are cruel methods, no matter how bad they are, they are tortured to death, few give people pleasure, and there are no lack of women who have been humiliated After they have the ability to retaliate, there are usually few intact corpses under their subordinates.
Therefore, the guards who stayed in Jinyi for a longer time always joked that it was the mouth of the green bamboo snake and the needle behind the wasp's tail, both of which were not poisonous, and they were the most poisonous to women's hearts.
Thirteen Niang, a woman who has been so humiliated, should be even more ruthless, how can she reveal such gloomy sadness?
A face couldn't hide her doubts, Thirteen Niang quickly found out about this, and sneered: "Don't think that the old lady doesn't know what you're thinking, everyone in the rivers and lakes says that the old lady is crazy, and even there was a righteous person who claimed to be a righteous person who wanted to kill me for the people, and I almost died that time, if it wasn't for Brother Tong to save me, how could I live to this day?" The eldest brother treats me well, and the brothers under my command also take me as the first to look at me, my thirteen mothers have clear grievances, and those who are gracious, my thirteen mothers will spare no effort to repay them, but if it is for people with ill intentions, guess what I will do?"
A cold wind blew, and Wang Chuyi shivered for no reason, and said tentatively: "Let him become a eunuch?"
Thirteen Niang smiled: "Smart ......"
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Zhang Mazi, who ate a meal of fragrant dumplings, touched his round belly and burped contentedly.
Regardless of whether it is indecent or not, the simple room is as warm as spring, and the mother and daughter talk and laugh under the oil lamp.
Zhang Mazi rarely found a trace of home warmth, and he was a little touching.
But soon there was a commotion outside the courtyard.
The door of the small courtyard was kicked open, and a dozen mermaids with torches in their hands entered, led by a woman wrapped in a thick cotton jacket, her body was already bloated, and now she put on the cotton jacket like a round ball.
The woman crossed her hands on her waist and shouted angrily: "Mrs. Jiang, get out of here for the old lady." ”
As soon as the mother and daughter of Peach Blossom, who were telling some recent interesting stories in the capital, heard this movement, the woman put down the dishes and chopsticks and put on a cotton jacket and opened the door.
More than a dozen torches lit up the courtyard as if it were day, and when the neighbors saw the movement, they all went out to watch, and no one had the courage to touch the moldy head of this ostentatious "leather ball".
"Widow Jiang, I said why I haven't seen you in the market in the last two days, it turns out that there is a wild man hidden in the house, yo, isn't this Zhang Mazi of the dead mother-in-law? When did you get together? Why didn't the neighbors hear the wind at all? Zhang Mazi, didn't the old lady say you, with your thin body, can you afford to toss the fields like Widow Jiang for more than ten years? Can you plough it? Don't die of exhaustion in the fields at that time, and even involve the neighbors to collect your corpses. ”
In addition to the other two women who also appeared during the day, there were also men with "leather balls", and the other ten men were all strong men, fierce and vicious, eyeing each other.
"You're the ......"
Hearing this, Peach Blossom's face instantly became gloomy, and the words that were about to blurt out were quickly covered by Zhang Mazi.
Peach Blossom glared at him angrily.
Zhang Mazi was originally timid, and now he was even more timid when he saw the menacing appearance of more than a dozen people, he once went to the yamen to find his cousin who was on an errand in the yamen, and saw some extremely vicious prisoners in prison, and the appearance of those prisoners was the same as these guys in front of him.
At first glance, they are all ruthless characters.
"Don't worry about your little girl, go back to the room quickly. ”
Looking at this posture that is difficult to get better today, Zhang Mazi also knows that it is not good, but the dumplings that have just been eaten are still hot? How can he step aside so quickly to watch the excitement?
Zhang Mazi didn't know where he got the courage, so he leaned in front of the woman and stammered: "Second sister-in-law Zhang, you ...... You're mistaken. ”
"Did I misunderstand? Is it true that so many people have seen it with their own eyes?"
The woman who was called Zhang's second sister-in-law sneered.
"In the middle of the night, a widow, a man who died of his mother-in-law, by the way, what can a little slut do in a room? Zhang Mazi, the old lady really didn't see that you still have such a blessing, this kind of blessing for all ages is really not everyone has. ”
"Second sister-in-law Zhang, you ...... You...... You ......"
Although Zhang Mazi has coveted Widow Jiang for a long time, and has done some disgraceful things, most things are only known to him and Widow Jiang, and Widow Jiang has never scolded herself in front of her face every time she has a dead face, and she will never scold her in front of her neighbors, which can be regarded as saving enough face for herself, how can she be humiliated in public like this!
When Zhang Mazi was about to fight back, he suddenly saw the stares of the men behind Zhang's second sister-in-law, and immediately scared you so much that you didn't say a word for a long time.
Widow Jiang, who couldn't stand it on the side, said angrily: "Get out, what's the use of you, you can't even scold a mother-in-law." ”
pushed Zhang Mazi to a stumbling side, and then pointed at Zhang's second sister-in-law with one hand and scolded: "Yo, I'm eating dumplings in the house, and I wonder who is so arrogant and slammed the door of the old lady's house directly, it turned out to be a fat pig who was full of food and had nothing to do, look at this posture, yo, this is to tear down the old lady's house? And with so many men who don't know where to steal, who are you bluffing? When the old lady is scared, isn't it?"
"And this monkey hiding behind the fat pig, how can you look so familiar? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see clearly, isn't this the male monkey of the fat pig's family? Why are you hiding here? Don't you see your mother-in-law kidnapping so many men? But it's also, look at your body, it is estimated that your mother-in-law has been squeezed dry by your mother-in-law, and it is no wonder that your mother-in-law has stolen so many men and you don't let a fart go, this is really in response to the old saying, not a family, not a family. ”
In terms of quarreling skills, Widow Jiang can be regarded as a good hand among the neighbors.
As soon as she came up, she crackled like a cannon and scolded the second sister-in-law Zhang, who came with great momentum, and was bloody.
From the eighteenth generation of ancestors to the second sister-in-law Zhang, the generation was stunned and did not repeat a dirty word.
"You...... Jiang Widow ...... You ......"
"What are you? Do you think what the old lady said makes sense even to you? Don't pee and look like yourself, your own men can't look at it, why? Why don't you find the reason from yourself, it's really a shame to be thrown home...... No, it's right to lose the pig. ”
"I'm so angry, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up, smash me, smash everything in their house. ”
The angry second sister-in-law Zhang had to resort to the last killer move.
"I see who dares today. ”
The widow Jiang with her hands on her waist stepped forward and straightened her chest, shaking up and down, which was spectacular.
"I don't believe that there is no royal law under the feet of the Son of Heaven. ”
"The old lady is going to let you, the stinky widow, see who is the king today, and do it. ”
At the sound of an order, a group of men swarmed up, and suddenly made a mess.
The entrance of the small courtyard has been surrounded by neighbors, even if there are people who want to dissuade them, they also shut up after seeing the dozen or so men who are very inward-looking, and they don't want to find themselves boring.
Not long after, a fire broke out in the small courtyard, and the villagers scattered in all directions.
On an old locust tree far away from the fire, a young man and woman are watching comfortably.
"Childe, why don't you really go up to help? ”
The woman was half-naked, and she was not afraid of the cold in the cold wind, allowing the man to sleep on the branches, his head resting on her snow-white thighs.
The man chuckled, "If not, how could she come looking for me herself?"