The first volume, the twenty-fourth chapter of the birth of the world, swears not to die for the Tao, the peak of the five elements is old
There are five mountains at the northern foot of Qingqiu Mountain, which are called the Five Elements Peak.
There are a total of five peaks of the five elements, and the heights are scattered and depend on each other, as if the palms of human hands stand side by side between heaven and earth. Its rocks are steep, like a knife and an axe!
The Five Elements Peak is as high as thousands of zhang running through the clouds, the vast sea of clouds, and the birds and eagles cannot jump to the top, let alone people? However, on this Five Elements Peak, there is a side outside the Xuanzong, which is called the Five Elements Sect.
The Five Elements Sect is located in the clouds and mist on the top of the mountain, with the Tianzhu Peak of the back mountain at its back; there is a waterfall flowing thousands of zhang in front, pouring down through the clouds and mist; there are thousands of cliffs and vines hanging down on the left and right, and the strange pine and strange stones are enchanting and rising. In the clouds and mist of its pine rocks, not only the stone bridge of the building appears in the clouds, but also the sound of the sound, the bell ringing and the crane dance are like a fairyland on earth.
At this moment, on the open space of the outer room of the Five Elements Sect in the blessed land of this sect of immortals, there was a handsome young man who looked like a scholar, who was being tied up like a rice dumpling by five flowers, hanging under a vigorous and upright ancient pine.
The 'zongzi' hanging under the ancient pine roared: "Let go of me! let go of me... I am the champion of the new department, the official of the imperial court appointed by King Zhao, and the official swears not to be a Taoist priest ....... ”
There is no need to ask, the person on the tree is Luo Yu who was 'invited' up the mountain by Lu Bingning.
Luo Yu had been in this Five Elements Sect for three days, and he had escaped five times in three days, but all of them ended in failure. And the 'reward' for failing to escape is to be tied into a 'zongzi' and hung on this old pine tree for reflection!
If you think about it or something, it's absolutely impossible. In his opinion, the people here, as well as those who were flying on the ground and swimming in the water, were all a bunch of crazy people! It was really ridiculous that they dared to ignore the imperial court, meditate all day long and want to cultivate to become immortals, and they still liked to swallow those 'elixir pills'!
But... Not to mention, once these people take medicine, they all meditate quietly, but they are very troubled! Obviously, they are all ill and have to rely on medicine to calm themselves. And then there's the curly-haired squirrel in the tree, a shameless and hateful little brute. Every time he was hung on this tree and shouted, the little beast would throw the hard and astringent pine cone into his mouth, causing everyone to laugh and frolic for a while.
Although he has been punished five times in just a few days, it is not without gain. Luo Yu found that it didn't matter if he was flipping the table and kicking the stool, or running away... At most, he was tied up by the old man surnamed Liu...... What kind of flesh and skin suffering, and even a word of reprimand was rare! On the contrary, he kept persuading and comforting, as if he was the 'king of the mountain' here? But the more he treated him like this, the more Luo Yu felt that this group of people were all crazy.
Sure enough, I only heard that among the Tsing Yi disciples who were watching below, a white male disciple laughed and said: "Little junior brother, don't struggle, even if you cut your throat, it's useless hahaha~." All kinds of things in the world are just passing clouds, so what is there to remember? It is better for us to seek the Tao and ask the immortals to live freely. ”
From time to time, there were sounds of laughter and persuasion in the crowd, but in Luo Yu's opinion, these people were all brainwashing him with 'poisoned milk'! But even so, Luo Yu also had to admire the perseverance and perseverance of this group of 'madmen'.
I saw a young man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks said with a smile: "Yes, junior brother, although you are the waste wood qualification in the waste wood - five spirit miscellaneous roots, but the senior brother dares to guarantee that your cultivation speed will definitely be faster than that snail crawling, little junior brother should not be discouraged." ”
When Luo Yu heard this, did you persuade people so much? Immediately, anger surged and he sneered at each other: "I believe you are a ghost, you are a waste of firewood, and your whole family is ......." ”
Before Luo Yu finished speaking, the young man was pleasantly surprised: "The little junior brother is really smart, and he actually knows that my name is Fei Yu!"
Luo Yu: "......"
At this moment, although Luo Yu was tied up with five flowers, his hands and feet could not move, and his movement was completely free to fly by the wind! Others have insulted him so far, he is also a cultural person, if you talk about lip service, he is really not afraid of anyone.
Immediately, the drama of one person's 'tongue battle group Confucianism' was staged in the outer room of the Five Elements Sect.
About an hour later, looking at the exhausted group of Five Elements Sect 'madmen' under the old pine tree, Luo Yu's face showed the pride of a winner, and he sighed like a stinky fart in his heart, "Look at what you madmen have cultivated?" I know that scholars rely on one mouth, not to mention that they are still the champions, this is not a self-defeating way to die, hey~ It's really cold from a high place. ’
Before Luo Yu could be proud for a while, suddenly, he caught a glimpse of something flying by!
"Poof!" Feeling the bitter taste in his mouth at this moment, Luo Yu didn't have to think about it, he knew that it was the damn curly-haired little beast who took the opportunity to sneak up on him, but he had long been accustomed to it.
On the other hand, the group of languishing Tsing Yi disciples below, when they saw that this little junior brother's mouth had been sealed at the moment, they immediately jumped up as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
It is said that although Luo Yu has a pine cone in his mouth, at this moment he is just looking at this group of eager 'crazy people' with a calm face.
I saw one person come out of the crowd and raise his head and said: "The little junior brother is eloquent, I might as well sigh to myself." In this case, even if your qualifications are really rubbish, you can keep accounts in the sect, it's always easy, and you can also cultivate enlightenment in your spare time, isn't it happy? It's better than doing that coward to run away, right? Hahaha~. ”
Luo Yu suddenly felt annoyed in his heart when he heard this, and angrily looked at the 'madman' who was making a big speech under him, and at the same time used the dexterous tongue kung fu that he had practiced hard in the past few days, and shot the pine cone in his mouth out and bounced it towards the person who spoke!
"Spit on!"
How could the person who spoke have thought that this huge pine cone, Luo Yu could break free with the power of his tongue and pop it out! This sudden attack of pine cones could catch him off guard, and by the way, it also came with 10,000 tons of saliva damage!
At this time, the pine cone in his mouth was gone, Luo Yu was suddenly shocked, and the 'mouth cannon' bombarded down: "Xiu Xiu Xiu! I will cultivate you immortal balls, this champion is a dignified court official of the fifth grade, how can he surrender his identity to do the things of that unqualified miscellaneous official? I swear not to die, I would rather die than be humiliated!"
When everyone heard this, they were not annoyed, but laughed non-stop.
When Luo Yu saw it, he shouted: "A group of crazy people, you dare to make fun of me? Wait and see, I, Luo Yu, swear to die and not obey ......." ”
........
A few days later, it was hidden in the storage cabinet.
Luo Yu held a purple bamboo wolf in his hand, and sat in front of the table expressionlessly! At this moment, he seemed to be writing something on the bamboo slips!
'Outer room disciple, Chen Xin, leading the moon forehead: a lower grade spirit crystal, a qi gathering pill......' font is upright and vigorous.
Although Luo Yu wrote well, the people waiting next to him had no time to appreciate it, and they only kept urging anxiously: "I said, Senior Brother Luo, can you hurry up?" It's been half an hour, and everyone is still waiting for the pill to cultivate." ”
But no matter how everyone urged, Luo Yu was just an expressionless 'concentration' record. At most, when he was in a hurry, he would lift up his face, and let out an 'oh'!
When everyone saw Luo Yu's sluggish expression, they had to shake their heads helplessly and sigh: "It seems that Senior Brother Luo is ...... useless!"
Although Luo Yu's face was expressionless at the moment, in his heart was thousands of grasses and mud horses galloping, "Hehe, this champion is wasted, you crazy people are wasted." Let you eat and eat, eat you to death, and eat all of them to become crazy and stupid... Urge, urge, see how this son will clean up your ...... in the future. ’
In this way, the month of only seven or eight people, the record only needs a hundred words, but under the condolences of Luo Yu's thousands of grass and mud horses, it took more than half an hour to write it to be completed. I saw Luo Yu at this moment, and slowly put down the pen.
"Click... Phew~~~~~"
Hearing the sound of a pen falling like a heavenly sound, Elder Liu in the treasury behind him exhaled a long turbid breath faintly. Then he slowly opened his sparkling eyes, looked at the accounts, smiled and nodded, and distributed all the items to everyone.
When everyone got the items and dispersed, Luo Yu fell to the ground like a puddle of mud and closed his eyes, looking like he was loveless.
Behind him, Elder Liu looked at him, but sat down with a smile and said, "Luo Yu, why don't you cultivate in your spare time at this moment?" Although your qualifications are the five spirit miscellaneous roots, as long as you accumulate over time, you can still hope to gather qi, but don't be discouraged." ”
Elder Liu obviously misunderstood Luo Yu, and thought that he was frustrated by his poor qualifications. When Luo Yu heard this, he flipped over and lay on his side, his back to Elder Liu, and his meaning was self-evident.
For such a nutritious 'relief', Luo Yu has already heard this old man in his ear, 360-degree stereo surround I don't know how many times?! At this moment, he can only sigh silently, why are the people here so persistent one by one, and they don't relentlessly instill these 'poisonous milk' to him?'Cultivating immortals, cultivating immortals, I think you are under-repairing your brains. I have a problem with my head, and you want to harm me?... No!~ I still have to continue to admit it... Eh, it should be pretending to be obedient, and then setting fire to it behind the scenes, and then take the opportunity to escape when they are busy fighting the fire, hum~, see how long you can prevent me?'
Thinking of this, Luo Yu bowed weakly to Elder Liu, and said with a sigh: "Elder Liu, you are relieved, after a period of time, the mood will calm down, and the students will work hard to cultivate..." ”
But before he could finish speaking, Elder Liu interrupted unhappily: "What student is not a student? Since you have entered my Xuanmen, you will be a mortal bond... ”
When Luo Yu heard this, he was speechless for a while, "This old man Liu is really a neuropath, what's wrong with the student? Isn't it right? Isn't it foreign enough?"
Looking at Elder Liu, who had a displeased face, Luo Yu didn't bother to argue with him. Although this old man will not do anything to himself, at most he will hang himself on a tree, but as the so-called hero does not suffer immediate losses, right?
This is good to say, it is called showing the enemy to be weak, but if it is not good, it is Luo Yu who admits it, and it is the kind of second instigation.
I saw that at this moment, Luo Yu said weakly: "What Elder Liu taught is that the disciple wrote it down." ”
Seeing that Old Man Liu nodded, he got up and walked out crookedly.
When Luo Yu walked out of the Tibetan Storage Pavilion, Elder Liu sighed and said puzzledly: "Hey~, why did the sect master include such a qualified teenager in ......the sect? Even if my sect is weak for a while, it won't be able to collect these five spirit miscellaneous roots, isn't this misleading others and misleading oneself? Hey~"
Although Elder Liu sighed like this, he also knew that this was the sect master's arrangement. However, he didn't know the reason for this, and only ordered him to take care of it! When did he need to ask the sect master to find a miscellaneous servant himself? He also needed an elder to 'take care of'! Elder Liu was puzzled, and when he couldn't think of it, he simply left it behind and meditated.
......
The highest peak of the Five Elements Sect - surrounded by clouds and mist on the Zhongding Peak, there is a simple palace, called Wangjian Pavilion.
At this moment, there was a girl in a light blue robe standing quietly in the Wangjian Pavilion, reporting something to a smiling old man. The old man was slightly chubby, with a peaceful face and kind eyes.
Seeing that the blue-robed girl finished speaking, he put down a bamboo leaf in his hand and stroked his beard and nodded: "Bingning, I already know about this matter." These black-clothed people think they are just the jumping clowns of the Jiuyue Jun family, it's harmless, but how is the new kid doing?"
Aoba Zigui is the head of a sect, so it is incomprehensible to value an outroom handyman so much?
But this is not important, the important thing is that this kid is too good at tossing! Not to mention the chickens and dogs jumping in the outer room in just a few days, he has also escaped several times in the chaos! If it weren't for the steep and difficult mountain road, and he asked Senior Brother Liu to 'take care' more, it is estimated that the early run would have disappeared.
At this moment, as soon as Lu Bingning heard Shizun ask about Luo Yu, her slender willow eyebrows wrinkled slightly: "Master, that Luo Yu, has escaped five times in a few days after coming to the sect! But recently, somehow, he was like a change of sex, and he obediently remembered the accounts. But it's also strange, Elder Liu said that he doesn't cultivate in his spare time, but just sits on the big bluestone on the edge of the square all day and looks north, but he doesn't know why?"
Qingyezi looked at Lu Bingning while listening, and then smiled knowingly: "Seeing that you are very attentive to him, although that kid is a little weird, it seems to be much more handsome than your senior brother~"
When Lu Bingning heard this, his cheeks, which were like snow, suddenly turned crimson. Looking at the master who is the master of a sect, she is so disrespectful, she is angry and annoyed.
I saw her complaining: "Master, how can you reverse black and white, it is obvious that the master asked the disciple to pay more attention to him, but now he is ridiculing the apprentice." ”
Although Lu Bingning seems to be ashamed, how can he not see the little thoughts of his beloved disciples.
So he laughed and said, "Okay, okay, don't say it." Then you will continue to observe that kid on behalf of the teacher, and advise him not to make a fool of himself, and to regenerate the desire to escape. ”
Saying that, Aoba said secretly in his heart, "This disciple is good at everything, but this character is a little colder." However, hehehe~ Since that kid went up the mountain, as long as she talks about Luo Yu's kid in the past few days, she has become a lot more active... Now that his beloved disciple can have such a change, he is naturally happy to do so.
Thinking of this, Qingye picked up the leaves of various colors on the case and carefully observed them.
Seeing this, Lu Bingning retreated.